A massive alien spaceship appears through a portal in the sky and touches down in the middle of a desert. A porthole opens at the top and a small disc shaped platform floats out of it which had a three eyed spiky green alien who was wearing a crown and wielding a spear standing on top of it.

 

“Greetings terrestrial inhabitants! I Shall be your new leader! Either bow to me or suffer the consequences!”

 

He looks around for a second and becomes incredibly confused.

 

“...What…Where are we?” He takes out a small communicator and clicks a button on it. “I thought I told you to take us to the most densely populated area on the planet!”

 

A muffled and unclear voice comes through the device.

 

“What do you mean that’s where I should be? Where are all the lifeforms and structures then?”

 

He sighs.

 

“No matter! We’ll just have to try again! Once we find the city we’ll start from the top!”

 

Before his ship is able to fly off he notices another vehicle fly overhead. A black helicopter to be more specific.

 

Inside the helicopter sits seven people. One flying and six others sitting in the back.

 

“Okay new recruits. Just sit and watch for this first mission.” A man with a tan suit, short and spiky salt and pepper hair, and a stubble states as he takes a drag of his cigarette.

 

A flashy title card with the name STEVE STINE! would appear on screen at this moment if this were an action movie, but this is a written story so just use your imagination to picture this happening.

 

“Come on Steve!” A teenage girl with spiky red hair, sharp teeth, a white tanktop, and black pants loudly complains. “I’m sure I can handle a couple of dumb aliens!”

 

JACKY GRIMM!

 

“Be patient sister.” A teenage boy with blue hair, glasses, and a suit responds with a sigh. “I’m sure Mr. Stine will allow us to help when we are more ready.”

 

WILLIAM GRIMM!

 

“Aliens are real! I knew it!” Screamed a girl with curly orange hair wearing a purple beanie and skirt, and a green jacket with a black t-shirt with a picture of an alien underneath. She also had pins all over her clothes which mostly consisted of nerdy references, but there were also trans and pan pride flag pins among them. ‘This is so exciting!”

 

ROSE WELLS!

 

“Alright! Bobby! Bonnie! It’s time to jump!” Shouted the Mexican pilot with long curly dark brown hair who was wearing a blue jumpsuit and red trucker hat along with a brown jacket.

 

MARTIN MARCIANO!

 

“If you say so.” Calmly says a black man with a large afro, sunglasses, a white suit shirt with an undone tie, and black slacks.

 

BOBBY JACKSON!

 

“It’s been too long since I’ve been able to let loose!” Excitedly shouts a woman with spiky shoulder lengthed dirty blonde hair who was covered in scars wearing an eye patch, a black tank top, and baggy camo pants.

 

BONNIE HUNTER!

 

Bonnie quickly jumps from the plane while Bobby unenthusiastically follows after her.

 

Neither one of them was wearing a parachute.

 

“So you are the denizens of this planet!” The alien king shouts while pointing his spear at the two humans who were quickly plummeting towards him. “Bow before me or I’ll have to make an example of you!”

 

“Eh. I don’t really feel like doing that.” Bobby says as he falls with his arms folded behind the back of his head. “So I won’t.”

 

“Don’t tell me what to do!” Bonnie shouts as she flexes and creates three giant claws out of each of her arms using her psychic energy.

 

“Then you shall die!” The alien says as he pulls out a small device with a button on it which he immediately presses.

 

A hatch opens at the front of the space ship which a ramp lowers out of. Hundreds of similar looking alien soldiers sprint out of the ship all wielding laser guns.

 

“FIRE!” The king shouts as he points at the humans.

 

After this command is given the alien soldiers point their guns towards the sky and start shooting.

 

Even as laser blasts cover the sky neither of the two people seemed phased by this at all.

 

Bonnie finally touches down with an axe kick which cracks the ground and immediately sends a few dozen of the soldiers flying backwards.

 

In an almost opposite fashion Bobby gently floats down to the ground as if he were as light as a feather.

 

A few aliens charge towards him, but with a push of his hand he easily sends them flying backwards as well.

 

“It seems that you are formidable opponents, but even you will eventually fall to the horde!” The king confidently shouts.

 

“Shut it three eyes!” Bonnie shouts as she runs around and slashes more alien troops. An alien tries to catch her off guard and attempts to fire a point blank shot at the back of her head, but she quickly turns around and cuts his gun in half which immediately causes it to explode.

 

“I’m getting bored.” Bobby yawns as he somehow uses the air itself as a couch while whipping his finger around like a lazy conductor. The air around him had a few dozen aliens just aimlessly floating around. “My gravity powers almost make this too easy.”

 

He casually draws a line between two aliens and causes them to crash into each other mid air.

 

“Hey Bobby! You can’t hog all the fun!” Bonnie pouts.

 

Bobby shrugs and flings a couple of aliens into the air near the area Bonnie was standing.

 

She jumps and slashes through all of them in one quick zigzag motion as they are eventually cut in half like a delayed sword slash from a samurai.

 

The two psychic warriors make quick work from the rest of the alien soldiers.

 

The alien conqueror just stood on the top of his ship with his mouth agape.

 

“...Did I say that I wanted to take over your planet…What I meant to say is that…we come in peace…Can we start over…” The alien king rambles.

 

“After you literally just threatened our entire planet?” Bobby says with obvious sarcasm.

 

The alien king gulps in fear and quickly retracts his floating platform as he tries to get to the controls in order to escape.

 

When he does though he realizes that his ship can’t move.

 

“...What now?”

 

It turns out Bobby was using his powers to hold the ship in place.

 

“All yours Bonnie.” Bobby says with a smirk.

 

A wide grin appears on Bonnie’s face as she jumps and spins which turns her claws into a drill.

 

She glides through the reinforced space metal like butter and quickly pops out the other side.

 

She slams into the ground right as the ship explodes.

 

A portal appears in front of the two which they immediately walk through. This leads them back to the helicopter and they take their seats.

 

“Thanks for the portal Martin.” Bobby says with a yawn.

 

“The one that teleported the ship here in the first place or the one that I used to just get you back?” The pilot asks.

 

“Both I guess.” Bobby says with a shrug.

 

“That felt nice. I needed that.” Bonnie says as she leans back as she folds her hands behind her head.

 

“So, that’s what you guys will eventually be dealing with when you get more training.” Steve says to his new recruits as he takes a puff of his cigarette.

 

“...That…was…one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen in my entire life…” Rose says as her eyes were still glued out the window to the location of the battle.

 

“I could’ve taken at least a few dozen of them.” Jacky says as she folds her arms with a huff.

 

William just covers his face with his palm and sighs.

 

“Martin, take us back to base.” Steve says with a tired sigh.

 

The pilot nods and creates a portal with a snap of his fingers and flies the helicopter through it.