Don't expect too much from this abomination.... more>>

As the name of this fiction suggests, the title I go by in heaven is the God of Shitty Life Counseling for Defective Washed Up Waifus. I work as a life counselor for trash waifus in case you were slow and didn't catch on.

If you have any suggestions or ideas for scenarios you want to get some really shitty life counseling for, feel free to leave them in the comments and I might make a chapter around the scenario. Really though, don't expect any legit advice. It'll all be awful. Do not follow any suggestions given by this irresponsible god.

Please be advised, author takes no responsibility if someone decides to follow the shit-tier advice of the God of Shitty Life Counseling for Defective Washed Up Waifus.

If this isn't your cup of tea, feel free to check out my more tame stories. They cover various different genres such as Action, Adventure, Comedy, Isekai, LitRPG, Mystery, Psychological Horror, Romance, Satire, Slice of Life, Supernatural, and Wuxia.
https://www.amazon.com/Kira-Minoru/e/B07VS3Y18W <<less

Alison Ranquest was a survivor of the incursion, the event that ended the world as we knew it. Two dimensions clashed, one was Earth and the other Arcadia, a land of fantasy. ... more>>

He was part tomb raider, part dungeon explorer and scavenger on the joint lands.

One day, he stumbled across a powerful relic, one that promised eternal life. But he was hunted down for it and was killed by the very leader of the team he was part of!

Vowing revenge, he came back to life. This is his story of vengeance <<less

Meet David Forsithe, medical school dropout, art school dropout, but multimillionaire recluse.... more>>

At only 23 years old, he is the "artist" with the new "Forever Death" exhibit downtown, a museum of dissected bodies plasticized to last.

His shy and unassuming personality hides a secret side to him. He works for the mob!

While initially, his job was disposing the mob's victims by turning them into plasticized bodies, recently after killing someone, he acquired a taste for killing! <<less

That day, the sky turned dark and the world shook. A chain of 4 space time quakes had happened in succession, causing the Magic Emperor to become alert of another disaster. And so, in order to investigate the quakes, a prodigy from the Sanctuary was sent to the Western Continent, a place filled with war and strife, swords and magic.... more>>

Metus Contest
Halloween Aspect Theme - Spirits, Monsters, Deception

Hello, I'll go 1 chapter on odd days and 2 on even days. Tired.

Disclaimers
- There will be a lot of ero stuff in future chapters (only between the main couple), will try to reduce it, but don't think I can.
- No harem, no futa, no pene, no bi <<less