i hate to sound all marxist but i'm scrambling to improve my material conditions, divas. my normal hustles are entering their slowest season and i need to get hired at something consistent asap cuz my sense of precarity is *literally* depressing

on that note, i won't have the next chapter finished this week either. if you want to read 11-12 chapters ahead, feel free to go sink your teeth into them on my patreon and maybe kick me a few extra dollhairs this month :3

my ducklings!! I don't think i'll have a chapter out this week. The next Patreon chapter (#81 wowow) is kind of a big deal and I need more time to sharpen her edges, bedazzle her claws, and give her mane a blowout.

hihi my flocklings, no chapter this week, sorrey! a big showdown is about to take place in the next patreon chapter and working out all the kinks is taking longer than I thought >:3 

alas, I have failed to lay a chapter at your feet this week. Give me another chance and I'll have one up, eclipse season is kicking my ass. 

sorry for the lack of posting! just literally got so demoralized by hard drive/file recovery fails, but i got a new computer and i'm steadily catching back up!

hihi, just a quick update. My laptop got dropped and is now a brick like me. still trying to recover the writing on it, so that's the delay in chapters you are experiencing. Tech girls are working on file recovery and hopefully it will happen soon! 

sorry i don't have a chapter this week! i've been an emo mess lol, and trying to cheer up by finally getting around to reading Nona the Ninth :))

wellwelllwellll traveler, you want my strongest excuses for not having a chapter ready this week, do you? no, you cannot handle my strongest excuses. they're too strong for you. they would kill you, traveler.

hihiii gurls of the internets, this week = fluffy wistful chapter. 

i got sick, (again!?) so i didn't get as much done. im working on a banging chapter of Tea Girl's Gambit tho, almost to the finale of the second arc

i do have some exciting smutty news to share tho! i made the announcement post over on my patreon, but it should be viewable to everyone

Wistful is coming to the big screen!

Sortof. Or the small screen. Whatever. Anyway, check it out:

https://www.patreon.com/chaoticarmcandy

i uhhh was sick this week so i kind of chilled instead of writing anything. sorry for the gap in posting :3

meow meow hihi, so its fluuuffy wistful smut this week, instead of intense chapter from the tea girls gambit. we do that next week, i think? 

fuck settler colonialism

guess who's a sick, dumb lil bitch and didn't get it together to write a chapter this week? sorrrrry, tbh the world is a fucked up mess and so am i. pretty much all im capable of this week is listening to black dresses and crying on my friends laps. i'll have a chapter out next week for sure. <3

halp, i'm stuck in the computer. haaalp.