News that isn't terrible: I've finished drafting the final chapter of Trade Paperback Romance!!!! It should go up on Patreon either this week or next week. I know it's not my most popular work, but it's been a passion project and a labor of love! I will probably add an epilogue, but not until I give whole project an editing pass in a few months before I decide whether to self-pub or seek an agent for it!

hey, guess who has a new story up for sale?

https://helena-heissner.itch.io/by-the-horns

it me!

Surprise! New chapter!!!

https://www.scribblehub.com/read/1563931-a-beginners-guide-to-gold-digging/chapter/1590788/

https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1563931/a-beginners-guide-to-gold-digging/

and here we go. 

Hey, guess what?! First two chapters of the sequel to BGC, Beginner's Guide to Gold-digging, are up on Patreon!

https://www.patreon.com/posts/beginners-guide-126810845?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

Hey guess what?! I have a new story out as part of a trans fiction bundle! Hope you love it!!!

https://itch.io/b/2961/stwl-presents-hope-for-today

Part 2 of my essay series, New Girl and the Art of Romcom Writing, is up on Substack!

https://helenaheissner.substack.com/p/new-girl-and-the-art-of-romcom-writing-8da

Hello, all! I just posted a new essay on my substack talking about one of my favorite shows and how it works as a masterclass in romcom writing! If you're interested in the subject, or about a show that's a big influence on my writing in general (and BGC in particular), give it a read!

https://helenaheissner.substack.com/p/new-girl-and-the-art-of-romcom-writing

Hello, lovelies! Sorry for the lack of content lately. I’ve come down with a nasty case of pneumonia and am currently convalescing at home, and don’t really have the energy to write. That said, I’ll be back next week with plenty of stuff!

okay few quick updates: Beginner's Guide and Trade Paperback will both update soon, with BG due for a new chapter next week and Trade Paperback the week after that. Been busy with MaGES and a bunch of life stuff including some serious burnout, but I'm pushing through it

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Guess what??

A DREAM OF SUMMER RAIN is now available in paperback!!!!!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DGGMS1Z2

okay, so i've decided to pull the free version of chapter 1 of Beginner's Guide. The first four chapters have been labelled as drafts and put up on my patreon under the $5 tier for anyone who is interested. Expect new versions of these chapters and many more soon. THAT SAID, Trade Paperback Romance will be continuing as planned. Thank you all for your patience and understanding!

Think I’m actually gonna pull the chapters I have up for Beginner’s Guide, or at least label them as draft chapters. Been doing a lotta pondering and there’s stuff in there that still needs work, certain plot points I think I should change, etc

https://www.patreon.com/posts/110897321?pr=true

When might your next update be for Magical Girl Exorcist Squad: Honor Thy Mother (season 2) its a good read and hoping to continue reading future updates