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I have decided to begin work on a complete Rule 63 on all Minecraft mobs (excluding villager themed ones), starting with the Zombie.

I will give the Creeper explosive tits. I will make the Enderman anorexic. I don't know how I can convert the Shulker into anything remotely breedable but I will make an attempt nonetheless.

https://forum.scribblehub.com/threads/i-turn-minecraft-mobs-into-women-and-lads-and-what-have-you-ft-my-onset-schizophrenia.7538/

BenJepheneT · · Author · Jul 12, 2021

i keep a dollop of toothpaste in my mouth at all times. i do not swallow nor spit it out, even during meals. i ingest it in the morning and toss it across my oral cavity without rest. it is only when night time arrives when I release the toothpaste from my mouth. i keep it in a locket hung around my neck so that I don't forget to ingest it tomorrow morning again.

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SilvoidVorstellung · Aug 22, 2021

What if you're licking a vagina?

BenJepheneT · Author · Aug 25, 2021

@SilvoidVorstellung many fishes in the sea, and with the wealth of niche fetishes, there's GOTTA be one that's into toothpaste sustainability play AND looks hot too

melbisbelbis · Aug 25, 2021

you need some help

BenJepheneT · Author · Aug 25, 2021

@melbisbelbis the last time someone tried that the help needed help instead

LynnEllaXXX · Apr 1, 2023

Like a few laughs along side your erotic lit?

Check out this new smut-comedy of horrors I just posted and let me know what you think. ;) But don't take it too seriously. Thanks!

https://www.scribblehub.com/series/719528/cursed/

BenJepheneT · Author · Jan 3, 2023

i never thought the transition into adulthood could be this sudden. it's almost half a decade since "maturity" and i still have to remind myself year-end school holidays don't apply to me anymore. i no longer feel the drive to play games or watch an episode of anime, much less a season. I'm shellshocked. I'm sitting in front of an excel spreadsheet and doing it. I'm watching my diet and actively exercising. what the fuck.

BenJepheneT · Author · Jan 2, 2023

dinosaurs, under the influence of unimpressed, nihilistic adolescents with a passing interest in archeology, are now known to just be giant feathery reptiles akin to chickens.

by that same token, we can now equate geese to that of Dino beasts, and that's all the more justification as to why it's fair, civil duty to introduce any stray goose the good name of John Browning.

BenJepheneT · Author · Dec 8, 2022

I just watched a guy next to me spend an hour troubleshooting his inhaler and throughout that period I saw him smoke through half his vape pod

We're doomed as a species 

BenJepheneT · Author · Dec 6, 2022

Ah I forgot the forum also had a main site attached to it

Ilikewaterkusa · Dec 6, 2022

Two litre machine broke

BenJepheneT · Author · Nov 23, 2022

I think Denji's gonna die in Chainsaw Man. I'm not joking. Fujimoto is KNOWN for just absolutely being merciless in his stories. With the way he set up how devils can revive in hell (unless killed by the Chainsaw Devil), I genuinely think Fujimoto would do it.

BenJepheneT · Author · Nov 20, 2022

mariah carey approaches 

BenJepheneT · Author · Nov 18, 2022

I'm sick of getting videos about how Memphis Rap is The Exorcist of the rap genre. It's not that scary; it's just producers putting their beats in minor key. You want scary? Sample a fork scratching a ceramic plate, now THAT'S horror.

BenJepheneT · Author · Nov 14, 2022

China is just one giant set for a found footage disaster movie 

BenJepheneT · Author · Nov 11, 2022

I'm such a night owl that i actively look for graveyard shifts. I don't know why but the feeling of being the only one awake in a 5 kilometer vicinity at 3am speaks to a deep part of my soul.

BenJepheneT · Author · Nov 10, 2022

You can be the greatest, you can be the best, you can be the female king kong with a plump chest, You could beat the world, you could beat your meat, You can’t talk to God, you’ll be burning in Hell’s heat

BenJepheneT · Author · Nov 9, 2022

Bears are fierce, yes, but they're also so soft and fluffy. I always wanted to have a pair of bears hugging me both front and back. That doesn't mean that I want a "bear sandwich" at the gay bar I frequent coincidentally because they serve cheaper beer than all the other bars and not because the twinks there are more grabbable and don't claim sexual assault like the w*men do.

BenJepheneT · Author · Nov 7, 2022

Everyone's been talking about having esoteric, hallucinogenic dreams. It's the third time this week I've dreamt about having noodles while petting my dog. Is this it? Is this the pinnacle of my dream state.

BenJepheneT · Author · Nov 4, 2022

amidst our ongoing recession, instead of making people take second jobs, we should instead let workers offer dual services. my current recommendations are gynecologist/womb tattoo artist, Denny's cashier/UFC Recruiter, Abortionist/Minute Maid pomegranate juice pulp provider

BenJepheneT · Author · Oct 31, 2022

i dont know when but i began spacing the front ends of my paragraphs out of nowhere. like i just woke up one day and started doing it for no reason.

(((they)))'re probably behind this

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    I have decided to begin work on a complete Rule 63 on all Minecraft mobs (excluding villager themed ones), starting with the Zombie.

    I will give the Creeper explosive tits. I will make the Enderman anorexic. I don't know how I can convert the Shulker into anything remotely breedable but I will make an attempt nonetheless.

    https://forum.scribblehub.com/threads/i-turn-minecraft-mobs-into-women-and-lads-and-what-have-you-ft-my-onset-schizophrenia.7538/

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