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I have decided to begin work on a complete Rule 63 on all Minecraft mobs (excluding villager themed ones), starting with the Zombie.

I will give the Creeper explosive tits. I will make the Enderman anorexic. I don't know how I can convert the Shulker into anything remotely breedable but I will make an attempt nonetheless.

https://forum.scribblehub.com/threads/i-turn-minecraft-mobs-into-women-and-lads-and-what-have-you-ft-my-onset-schizophrenia.7538/

BenJepheneT · · Author · Jul 12, 2021

i keep a dollop of toothpaste in my mouth at all times. i do not swallow nor spit it out, even during meals. i ingest it in the morning and toss it across my oral cavity without rest. it is only when night time arrives when I release the toothpaste from my mouth. i keep it in a locket hung around my neck so that I don't forget to ingest it tomorrow morning again.

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SilvoidVorstellung · Aug 22, 2021

What if you're licking a vagina?

BenJepheneT · Author · Aug 25, 2021

@SilvoidVorstellung many fishes in the sea, and with the wealth of niche fetishes, there's GOTTA be one that's into toothpaste sustainability play AND looks hot too

melbisbelbis · Aug 25, 2021

you need some help

BenJepheneT · Author · Aug 25, 2021

@melbisbelbis the last time someone tried that the help needed help instead

BenJepheneT · Author · Jul 18, 2020

yo coming up with a new cover is harder than it initially sounds

drakensji · Jul 18, 2020

When is anything easier than it initially sounds? 

BenJepheneT · Author · Jul 18, 2020

@drakensji consciously procrastinating

drakensji · Jul 18, 2020

Touche

BenJepheneT · Author · Jul 14, 2020

Playing through Fallout New Vegas I can never understand why people would ever choose Ceaser's Legion on their first run. They look like they've walked straight out of a Monty Phyton movie.

The leader, Ceaser himself isn't even some dictator. He's just some guy who managed to teach some tribes to use a gun and pillaged 82 more tribes. Fuck, somewhere down his main quest he has a fucken brain tumor in which you have the chance of killing him for.

drakensji · Jul 14, 2020

Weirdos be as they do

BenJepheneT · Author · Jul 12, 2020

I never actually tried reading the other books on this site and I don't think I'd ever will. It's not cause' I think they're bad I just have this nagging voice in my head every time I try to read one series that goes, "Y'know you could be writing now, right?" and I immediately end up on the Google Docs tab.

drakensji · Jul 12, 2020

Every time im working or studying, my body is complaining "why are you doing something so boring when you could be reading?!" and i can rarely argue back

BenJepheneT · Author · Jul 9, 2020

Remember, you're nobody until somebody loves you.

Spoiler

And that somebody is me.

I love you.

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Nahrenne · Jul 9, 2020

*huggles BenBen*

\(^o^)/

X

drakensji · Jul 9, 2020

But Odysseus is a boss! Who wouldn't want to be Nobody? ?

BenJepheneT · Author · Jul 8, 2020

my math teacher going crazy for backstreet boys this whole time she's been shouting to the class TELL ME Y

drakensji · Jul 8, 2020

let me guess, she also asked you to find her Ex..

BenJepheneT · Author · Jul 6, 2020

Luciferin Towers by GY!BE really sets me in the writing mood for something forboding. Like a heavy plot point being revealed slowly, methodically, and painfully.

Been listening to it quite a lot, these days. On purpose, too.

BenJepheneT · Author · Jul 5, 2020

Whenever I see rain in the morning or the afternoon I always go "damn if only you're 6 hours late"

GDLiZy · Jul 5, 2020

Does it rain yet?

BenJepheneT · Author · Jul 5, 2020

@GDLiZy for only half a fucking hour smh

GDLiZy · Jul 5, 2020

Hey, at least it tries. It's the intention that counts.

BenJepheneT · Author · Jul 3, 2020

I'm six chapters into 20th century boy and I don't think I'll be sleeping until I reach chapter 200+

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drakensji · Jul 5, 2020

i was hoping for you to describe it to me

BenJepheneT · Author · Jul 5, 2020

@drakensji it's a thriller about a world-ending event on the 31st of December 2000 based around a notebook the protagonist wrote almost 30 years ago as a child called the book of prophecy. just as the story was about to reach its climax, the story skips ten years later where the protagonist's niece takes centre stage in a world where the protagonist failed to the stop the world ending event he unknowingly prophecized as a child. 1/2

BenJepheneT · Author · Jul 5, 2020

@drakensji the story becomes this mad dash/unravelling thriller/mystery on how the og protags fail and how his niece would succeed where he failed. the art might look generic at first, but it's simple enough to contradict and empower the storytelling all the more. there's a fucken cliffhanger in almost every chapter and about 30 - 40 pages per chapter. better yet, it's already finished, so no better time to start than now 2/2 

drakensji · Jul 5, 2020

doesnt look much like my cup of tea, but ill try and give it a look

BenJepheneT · Author · Jul 2, 2020

One of my favourite past times is browsing the internet for Japanese light novels/games I've never heard of and go into danbooru or R34 to find their results. I don't even fap of them. I just wanna find a character I've never even seen pop up with a result search over 1k. So far, I've gotten many Victories and it's still coming. God bless Nippon

drakensji · Jul 2, 2020

Everyone needs a hobby 

BenJepheneT · Author · Jun 30, 2020

There's a line in what does the fox say saying the seal goes ow ow ow and I can relate because when I stub my toe my daughter will go ow ow ow but she's just a figment of my imagination and the accident isn't my fault and that this coping mechanism isn't healthy at all

drakensji · Jun 30, 2020

there's a lot to unpack here

BenJepheneT · Author · Jun 28, 2020

TLOU 2 is already shaping up to be the industry GOTY and I'm worried. With how tone-deaf the game industry is they're gonna shower this game in undeserved praise. The game isn't god awful, but it's definitely not praiseworthy. The gameplay barely evolved and story took a nosedive in quality. But they're still gonna hail it as gaming Jesus for playing with themes done in literature hundred fucking years ago and better.

Movie games like this will become the norm and it's gonna fucking suck.

drakensji · Jun 28, 2020

i had to look up to understand what those acronyms stand for, im ashamed as a gamer XD

BenJepheneT · Author · Jun 25, 2020

Been sleeping early lately. Before that were weak knees and heavy arm. Even spotted vomit on my sweater containing mom's spaghetti some of the times.

Goswick · Jun 25, 2020

Were you nervous, but on the surface looking calm and ready to drop bombs?

BenJepheneT · Author · Jun 21, 2020

people on Twitter are having a breakdown over Trump calling Corona the Kung Flu as a joke I can't take this clown world anymore what the actual fuck

Also chapter coming in abt 12 hrs

drakensji · Jun 21, 2020

You really like the clown world thing huh. Thanks for the chapter ^^

BenJepheneT · Author · Jun 19, 2020

ever had that moment as a kid where you'll be doing random shit and going "yeah I'm gonna remember this for 20 years" and you do

drakensji · Jun 19, 2020

I usually forget. But there are some nightmares i had as a really young kid that i stll remember 

BenJepheneT · Author · Jun 18, 2020

you can't even make ironic gay jokes without the spirit of Twitter users looming over your shoulders about to spread the message of your phone number, house address and work location

drakensji · Jun 18, 2020

That sounds worrisome. 

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    I have decided to begin work on a complete Rule 63 on all Minecraft mobs (excluding villager themed ones), starting with the Zombie.

    I will give the Creeper explosive tits. I will make the Enderman anorexic. I don't know how I can convert the Shulker into anything remotely breedable but I will make an attempt nonetheless.

    https://forum.scribblehub.com/threads/i-turn-minecraft-mobs-into-women-and-lads-and-what-have-you-ft-my-onset-schizophrenia.7538/

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