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I have decided to begin work on a complete Rule 63 on all Minecraft mobs (excluding villager themed ones), starting with the Zombie.
I will give the Creeper explosive tits. I will make the Enderman anorexic. I don't know how I can convert the Shulker into anything remotely breedable but I will make an attempt nonetheless.
i keep a dollop of toothpaste in my mouth at all times. i do not swallow nor spit it out, even during meals. i ingest it in the morning and toss it across my oral cavity without rest. it is only when night time arrives when I release the toothpaste from my mouth. i keep it in a locket hung around my neck so that I don't forget to ingest it tomorrow morning again.
What if you're licking a vagina?
@SilvoidVorstellung many fishes in the sea, and with the wealth of niche fetishes, there's GOTTA be one that's into toothpaste sustainability play AND looks hot too
you need some help
@melbisbelbis the last time someone tried that the help needed help instead
There's so many things you could get away with while wearing a propeller hat. Imagine walking into McDonald's and trying to convince the staff members the Holocaust didn't happen. Without the propeller cap you'd just be some random Nazi conspiracy theorist. With the propeller hat people would just assume you're autistic or mentally challenged.
Shit's fucking Mysterious I'll tell you that
I have never seen a propeller hat in my life (as in not on video) who actually wears them?
@drakensji people who convince McDonald's staff members the Holocaust didn't happen
can't argue with that
okay, long story short, I've deleted my old work; namely, Communicatively Errored, I Am. Completely wiped it off the face of my dashboard.
but if you're looking to have nostalgia over my amateurish past, fret not. i've archived evrerything into this link right here
https://archiveofourown.org/series/2035309
check it out if you ever feel like it
Thanks for giving the link
I might be posting a new series starting next month. It'll be my for fun series where I post shit whenever I feel like it, so try not to get too attached to it.
In another note, I'd be reuploading Communicatively Errored in an AO3 account.
i also have a bunch of halfwritten stories that i can only write when im in the mood. good luck
Planning on deleting the original Communicatively Errors; it ain't looking good on my portfolio, seen as people usually refer to the most successful work as a gauge for overall quality.
What think?
Would be kind of sad, but also understandable. I had kept it in my reading list in case i wanted to read it again but since it hasn't happened so far i won't complain if you delete it
@drakensji I'd probably put it in an archive site somewhere if that ever happens my man. I'd probably announce the link along with a new chapter on anything I'm currently (very slowly) working on.
My brother had started calling me "Zeus" as a nickname in private and I have no idea what prompted it.
I hope you don't go around getting women pregnant
Hey, if I ever start a new series out of the blue, don't get attached to it. It's gonna be my "4 fun" series where I write whenever I feel like it.
Thats going to be hard if its written even half as good as Caninstinct. Good stories are hard to find
@drakensji bro you bout to make me act uP
if bedbugs live in beds, what about cockroaches--
That was an image i did not want in my head
feel like fucking an octopus
What could an octopussy beak feel like
i will leave you to it then
i just found out my brother is gay. it's not his sexuality that I'm surprised about but the fact that he isn't just normal gay.
he's into transformers vore.
the surprise came less from the absurdity but the fact that all the signs were there and i just didn't see it
riddles are frustrating because the answers are intuitively correct but without knowing the answers its really hard to guess. It requires a special thought process to figure these sort of things out.
@drakensji well how would i know that being a mouthbreather and short-sighted was clear-cut signs of being into robo penis?
Elementary dear Watson : [randomly convoluted explanations that seems to make sense but actually has no basis], understand?
i don't know why the common troupe of magicians/sages/wizards using "blood of virgins" as some holy, sacred ingredient to a curse or a potion. it sounds good on paper until you consider the qualities average virgin. not so sacred/holy now, eh?
i think the idea is innocence and purity. In modern times being a virgin is a bit more a sign of loser. also keep in mind that in ancient times (the bible Virgin Mary) virgin didnt mean "didnt have sex" but was more a sign of character
or so the internet tells me, which is about as reliable as a politician, so dont take my word for it
I've downloaded a MEGA file of snake orgies and I'm wondering when was the last time I've seen the light at the end of the tunnel
When's the last time you took a metro?
@drakensji better yet, when was the last time I got off the metro? how far until the end of the line?
is there even an end to this?
If we are just talking about the light at the end of the tunnel you don't need to do the full trip. If you count the light from the train itself, you don't even need to get on it
the thing about maturity is that you realize naive ignorance truly is bliss
such is life. the more you know, the less you want to know
my father and I started watching Slam Dunk together and to be honest, i've never felt this close to the old man ever
thank you Takehiko Inoue, you wonderful bastard.
now where the fuck is the rest of Vagabond-
That sounds nice, i hope your family gets along great.
Vagabond was an interesting manga but i never read past the point where he's training while clogging his ears
echidna penis
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I have decided to begin work on a complete Rule 63 on all Minecraft mobs (excluding villager themed ones), starting with the Zombie.
I will give the Creeper explosive tits. I will make the Enderman anorexic. I don't know how I can convert the Shulker into anything remotely breedable but I will make an attempt nonetheless.
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