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How do you start a chair religion , whos your leader
I am decently high in the hierarchy, an Apprentice Chair Priest.
The Chair God is the one who worships us, he leads us from the heavens.
What a queer religion, the leader worships the members of the cult? How unique. May the Blessing of The Original Chair be with you.
The Chair God worships us, we worship him. It is.. strange. Not something an outsider would understand.
my feeble mind could never comprehend the greatness that is the Chair Religion
filthy CASUAL
Talk dirty to me!
😂😂😝😂😂
*Tumbles into your house and points at you*
"I like you. You're funny."
"A Scranton? Ugh, how old fashioned. Let me guess, those ignorant,bumbling humans at...Brickwork? No-no, that's not right, Ground? Hmm, no...ah yes, The Foundation lent you one? Well I hate{LOVE} to tell you this, but those only work In-#######-Prob####. Oh, your nose is bleeding{BLOOD💗~!}.
(scrantons work in all dimensions due to humes being an omnipresent thing, it's literally the basis of reality bending, do you even read scp?)
(No! I'm a filthy, depraved casual!
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