Author is in hiding after a particularly nasty run in with the IRA. Turns out his/her life of excess fulled by the sweet sweet Scribble hub bucks had made him powerful enemies. Irish enemies.
With no other option author went to the only place free of Irish influence, Gnome Alaska. It is here that author has rebuilt his life as a walrus breeder and is currently in the process of uploading the next chapter using dialup and carrier pigeons.
Is there something wrong? There hasn't been an update in 2 weeks.Is this an extended cliffhanger, a writer's block or are you busy IRL? If you take a break, please don't do it right after a cliffhanger :(