But the author for some reason has Eric start collecting women using the stupidest pick techniques known to man. For example random actress I just met. Here's a credit card with 50 million dollars on it. Go and buy a mansion in Beverly Hills. Buy some super cars, art, antiques whatever you want.
But only I can fuck you from now on. If you don't like that then simply return the card but keep everything else. ? Like seriously what sort of forever virgin thought that strategy made any sense?