An idea I want to do is ( if I have a lot of money ) is hire actors to pretend to be in the audience and security guards and I would go up on stage and say something like ' has anybody else like touching little kids' then one of the actors in the audience would say ' oh me ' and then I would make a very obvious gesture then the actor would be carried into the back room you would here sounds of violence then see the same actor come out bloody being carried out the door then rinse and repeat asking very obvious traps that the actor will fall for I will also ask questions while looking at non actors and in these instances I will stop talking and stare at them for a few seconds but will also do this with actors but they will confess to a crime and be taken to the cop car while some actors who don't answer will be beaten up I should have prefaced but I will be in a very badly hidden cop costume the whole time