Entry 1
My name is Satou Kazuma. It seemed I had died and somehow got reincarnated into a Fantasy RPG world. Don't ask how it happened--it's embarrassing as hell. Let's say I had ascended heroically from defending my parents' humble abode and now rose forth to become a hero worthy to defeat the Demon Lord.
My companion was really useless though. Our first days were dreadful and we had to sleep in a stable. How could that stupid Aqua get to be an Arch Priest whilst I had to cope up being the lowest of the low—Adventurer?
If there's a God out there, I wanted to ask—why? Even my days protecting my parent's home was a lot more enjoyable than this.
Having godly luck my ass.
Entry 2
Having fed up of living in a stable and wanting to change our lives for the better, we paused our part-time job of doing constructions and managed to hunt giant toads.
I ended up having to deal with all the shit. Aqua did well being a decoy so I could finish those frogs out though.
The pay was...quite decent to say, but it sure as hell was a pain.
Entry 3
A weird chuuni girl joined our party. She said her name was Megumin but somehow I felt she's mocking me.
Her explosion spell was really powerful, but she was more useless than Aqua after that.
Still, she did her part being another decoy so I could take out two frogs freely. The pay was good but those two girls were too traumatized to do the stuff thing they're good at.
Talk about wasted talent.
Entry 4
Another strange companion joined us. She was a beautiful blond lady which I sure as hell hope was someone of decent character. Her name was Darkness, maybe because her purity was dark.
Apparently, she loves to be hit and trampled upon. I was completely at loss for words. We tried doing quests together and it turns out she was the best decoy out of them all.
Only, she couldn't hit anything worth shit.
Entry 5
I learned the 'steal' skill from the masochistic crusader's friend, her name's 'Chris' but was it actually the short ver of 'Christina' like the mad scientist 'sunnovabitch is so cool' assistant? It was quite handy but why the hell was it her panties I end up stealing?
Was it luck?
I think not--that was fate.
In addition, we took on a quest where Aqua had to learn English by pronouncing 'purification' many times over. I also managed to obtain a good amount of loot by stealing some douche's sword and selling it.
Today was a fine day. I hope Aqua would continue to do better in English so we could do rap battles like Detroit thugs.
Entry 6
As I said, I'm Kazuma.
Yes, I am Kazuma.
Stop calling me Kazuma, Kazuma every single time or I'll cry and actually change my name to Kirito.
That to be said, I didn't especially like the guy. Kon from Ixion Saga was a cool guy, but somehow Kon doesn't sound right with me.
I'm not sure which name I should change into. If I named myself Nanashi I might turn into that faceless character in H-Games who raped every girl while possessing the power to stop time even if I'm not Dio or Jotaro. Literally losing face wasn't a good thing.
I want to name myself Rance but it's not like I had his level of balls. I was quite okay around women but I had no desire to rape all of them in sight.
Well, Rance didn't touch little girls at least.
Oh well, let's just stick to Kazuma.
Entry 7
Sometimes I wonder, why do I have quite a good amount of confidence regarding women, when I was actually a HikiNEET? Normally you think, a person like me would just have no spine or even balls to even approach and talk to women, right?
Yes, since I was a gentleman, I would definitely be flustered in such situation.
But! There's a big but!
I couldn't especially view those three as women. They're basically a much more annoying version of Team Rocket and I was like that random guy who was roped in from losing a bet.
Yes, I could say I was fortunate to travel with beautiful girls.
...but please, at least give me one with common sense.
Like goddess Eris for example. I don't care if her chest is flat.
What matters is the beauty of her heart.
...cough...now that's a bit corny but whatever.
