Gu Grilled Cheese Master
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Man is the spirit of living beings. Gu is the fragment of the Great Dao.

Gu comes in many shapes and sizes, one among them is the Grilled Cheese Gu of the Grilled Cheese Path. We can make a religion out of this.

The Vital Gu of the Grilled Cheese path is the Grilled Cheese Gu. Cultivating such Gu will create an intense craving for grilled cheese, the Gu Master will become weak without eating grilled cheese for a period of time, while the same food will make them stronger all around, further increasing their cultivation speed. Any other food beside grilled cheese would pale in comparison.

The Grilled Cheese Gu was self-sufficient. It would produce and eat a certain amount of grilled cheese before giving it to the Gu Master.

As a result, Grilled Cheese Gu would evolve over time. The higher the rank, the bigger the amount produced, and the more delicious it would be.

A rank one Grilled Cheese Gu would be sufficient to fully feed a rank one Gu Master of Grilled Cheese Path, rank two for rank two Gu Master, and so forth. It's common to say, the Gu Masters would pace their cultivation to the progress of their Gu.

When the Gu Master of Grilled Cheese Path succeed in their Immortal Ascension and become a Gu Immortal, their vital Grilled Cheese Gu would become unique Grilled Cheese Gu. Some known variations include Grilled Cheese Burger, Grilled Cheese Pizza, and Grilled Cheese Macaroni Gu.

It was common for Grilled Cheese Gu Masters to congregate at this level, in order to eat and appreciate the unlimited variations of grilled cheese. There are even a number of sects such as Heavenly Grilled Cheese Sect, Northern Ice Wind Whipped Cream Grilled Cheese Pavilion for the Righteous Path, and Grilled Cheese Drunk Mountain for the Demonic Path.

The exchange of pointers between the Grilled Cheese Path involves eating each others' grilled cheese to see which one's more delicious. The difference between the righteous and demonic path lies in how 'ethical' they can openly go about pursuing the 'ultimate flavor' of grilled cheese.

The dream of Grilled Cheese Gu Masters are roughly the same, to become a Grilled Cheese Venerable, gain eternal life, and propagate the art which is grilled cheese for all people to enjoy, Mortals and Gu Masters alike.

The appreciation of Grilled Cheese may not be as appealing as the Ancient Times, but the appearance of True Grilled Cheese Demon Venerable and Yin Yang Grilled Cheese Immortal Venerable in the Grilled Cheese Antiquity Era was the inspiration of the younger generation for the longest time.

One day, they may unravel a new legend.

The absolute ultimate grilled cheese, the grilled cheese of immortality.

Made by those who had gained Eternal Life itself.

Moral of the story: don't wait forever to eat your grilled cheese--it will rot or your neighbor will eat it.

"My neighbor ate my rotten grilled cheese."

"Nice."

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