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This is just a fake WN adaptaton of the manga. It was based on oneshot, pt 1 in the manga page. I also added some stuff that I feel suits the story more.

I really like the story and I can't understand why it was rated so low. It deserves a lot more and I hope this can be a somewhat faithful adaptation to the original.

As for the continuation, I will keep it in the back burner. I was busy with many other projects and IRL stuff. Maybe I can pick it up, when I'm free.

My name is Imaizumi Youtarou and I love toilets.

When I was taking a dump one day, I got sent to another world. I did not meet any gods, nor I was bestowed cheats, but that's beside the point.

What's most important is to appreciate the toilets in a different world.

I'm sure, that's what the Toilet God has in mind when he summoned me.

The toilets in another world await me!

==

To make a long story short, I made two companions along the way. One was a mage and the other was a dark elf. Both of them are young girls.

In this journey, we came to a place with rows and rows of pillars. The floor's also made of stone. It seems to be an ancient ruin.

After walking for a while, my dark elf companion spoke:

"The 'Bonfire of Aiyeiye' should be up ahead."

The thing was...

"Urrghh..."

"What's wrong, Youtarou?" (Mage)

"My stomach hurts."

"Is it poison? Did you get hurt when we fought the Earth Orc?" (Dark Elf)

"Toilets..."

The feel was excruciating. It's like some devil went inside my stomach and relentlessly kicked it. Sweat already poured down my forehead and at this point...

"..." (Mage)

"..." (Dark Elf)

They looked at me with a not-amused expression. Like—eh, it's no big deal or something.

What's wrong with these people? Why's their opinion on Toilets so low?

"Anyway, just go behind a tree or something!"

It's getting hard to reply. It took almost my all to restrain myself from pooping my pants...

While taking a dump in the wild sucks, it's not like you could find a tree in this ruin. It's all stone so far.

If I did it right there, it would be barbaric and shameless. Totally disregarding the 'Art of Taking Dumps' by Sun Toto.

Moreover, it'd be desecrating a sacred place. Not only I incur the wrath of gods upon me, but the Toilet God himself would also be ashamed.

Speaking of Gods...

"The Sanctuary of Seignorne was built thirty thousand years ago. It was said, the Gods once graced this place with their presence. In other words, if it's their home, there must be toilets." (Mage)

"I see..."

"Do Gods even take dumps?" (Dark Elf)

While I appreciate the trivia, did you girls forget that I held it in forever?

I couldn't even bother to reply anymore.

"Wait, Youtarou!"

I just relied on my intuition to find the nearby toilet. I really want to take a dump, goddamnit!

It didn't take long before we went inside a room with a giant toilet made of stone; it was riddled with several cracks. It had a large hole between the stones.

"Right here, is the 'Washroom of the Gods'." (Mage)

What the hell?

I didn't expect it to be so big!

In the middle of the toilet was an eclipse-shaped hole, with running water below.

"Finally..."

"It's not that different from trees." (Dark Elf)

"It is." (Mage)

Why were you girls so adamant with sh*tting on trees?

Whatever...

They were finally away.

I hurriedly took off my belt and lowered my pants and squatted at the edge, careful to not let myself fall off due to comfort.

The sound of my excrement splashing on the water, and the feeling of relief after holding it for so long.

I felt a surge of relief in my ass...it's like I was reborn, able to move around and do whatever I wish.

Alas, I came out dismayed.

As it was expensive...I ran out of toilet paper...so I had to resort with staining my hand.

Thankfully my poop was already carried by the current. I took out the soap wrapping and lathered my hand, before dipping it to the water. My bum felt cool and refreshed.

With the same running water, I washed my hands and re-joined with my companions outside.

While I roughly knew the method to manufacture soap, I was glad, they had those in the Item Shop. It's a bit expensive but totally worth it.

This was actually a legit toilet ritual in Asian countries, where toilet paper wasn't readily available.

Lathering their left hand with soap, they used it to clean their ass.

That's why, in their culture, it's considered impolite to use your left hand, for example, to shake hands or giving things to others.

==

Resuming our search for the 'Bonfire of Aiyeie', I was reminded of what my Dark Elf companion said earlier.

"Speaking about God's dump, there are things like 'God Drops' or 'God Remains', right?"

"Ew..." the dark elf distanced herself; totally grossed out.

"Legends said, even the excrement of Gods possesses unparalleled Holy power."

The Mage gave another interesting trivia.

Indeed, the other world was filled with amazing things.

"Ugh...I couldn't imagine the Holy Knights enchanting their equipment with poop." (Dark Elf)

The dark elf's face turned blue like she's about to hurl.

Leaving her aside, I decided to share the legends from Earth. I was curious, whether they'll find it amazing.

"According to legends I know, Idols doesn't poop."

Two of them made the same unamused expression, again.

"Isn't it obvious? They're statues." (Mage)

"Whatever, let's stop talking about poops and get going already!" (Dark Elf)

...and our journey continued.

While I was a bit sad, at least, I was able to take a dump, at the same place as Gods!

Wait a minute...

In that case, I had washed my hands with Holy Water! Maybe it was diluted after countless years, but—if that's really the case...

"Youtarou, your face looks really stupid." (Dark Elf)

"Don't mind him. He's always weird." (Mage)

Alright.

If I get my hands on a Holy Water, I'll try washing my ass with it.