Fellow Daoists...

Junior Tsuno of our Divine Heaven Sect recently came to the door of my seclusion chamber.

You see, he had a profound revelation in the transfiguration realm.

He was generous enough to share it with me...

I have provided it below for your ponderance:

A demonic cultivators sits beside a skeletal figure.  Suddenly a loud heavenly cultivator bursts into the room, points at the demonic cultivator and shouts, "You are courting death!"

The demonic cultivator and skeletal figure rise and turn to the interruption.  The skeletal figure calmly says "Yes, he is. Move aside, we are on a date."