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Out of all the things that I have to ever witness in my new reincarnated life is being hanged upside down by some big breasted tree goddess who's husband is a GOD FORSAKEN TREE.

 

"Look I did not stare a your massive breasts or probably might question why are kissing that tree like it's an actual person"

 

Eternia stared at me, like she want to kill me.

 

"DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY HUSBAND"

 

Husband? You can marry a tree in this world also WHAT GOD OR GODDESS WOULD MARRY A TREE.

 

"Eternia was it, I was sent by some two dimwitted angels to do a trial who probably would kill me if I go back empty handed, so what do you want me to do"

 

Eternia puts Makoto and her finger against his mouth. 

 

"I want to you to buy a fertility potion from a brothel that is own by the God of Love Essex"

 

"Why do you need a fertility potion?"

 

Eternia placed her hands towards her abdomen.

 

"Me and my husband are trying to make a baby but we never could so I want you to buy a fertility potion for us"

 

You can't be serious but NO this woman is really dead serious she want's to get knocked up by a tree, like it doesn't even got no dick, no balls, nothing what is she gonna do get a seed planted inside of her.

 

"Y-you can't be serious right? That tree doesn't even have a di-"

 

"You were saying" Eternia smirked

 

The tree magically made a dick. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE A HUMAN PHALLUS, THIS WORLD IS TRYING TO FUCK WITH ME.

 

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