veins start to appear on the noble's forehead and his face is turning red.
"YOU BETTER WISH THE MARCIAL MAN WAS REAL BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY YOU'RE COMING OUT OF THIS ALVIE."(noble)
"welp I'm going first~~"(Marcel)
Marcel starts running toward the men.
They hit their hammer on the ground!
10 guys start flying!
Bang! bang! bang! bang!
Kay shots 4 of them in the air.
Ruby jumps up cuts up 3 of the guys, they all catch on fire and die.
The last three hit the ground but they're not lucky.
Marcel's hammer comes down at them! their body crushed into pancakes!
[Transform so you have four arms to hold weapons you need. attack: Swing the darkest night to phase through the front-lines and target the mages (first priority) and the archers (second priority). Deploy a small portion of insects to annoy and distract the ranged attackers. Fire the NANI?! against the shield men to ignore their guard. Use void magic against any melee enemy that attempts to engage in close combat against you (and be sure to use those one-liners that you practiced!).]
You give your self two more arms and start going to town!
You Swing darkest nights through the ranks and kill three of the mages!
You use the cursed man's finger and shoot some curses at the archers!
3 of them turn into stone
The rest of the archers and mages point arrows and spells at you.
You send out an army of undead insects!
The insects bite down on them, not hurting them but distracting them long enough
You fire the nani!
It comes out on top of a shieldmen's head and pins him to the ground!
Marcel takes this opportunity to get behind the other shieldmen and attack them from behind!
Bang!
Key shoot a bullet into one of the mages before they can shoot a fireball at Marcel.
But while she was distracted a swordsman got near her!
"shit"(Kay)
Slash!
Ruby stands in front of Kay and disembowels the man!
"Thanks!"(kay)
"don'T mentioN iT"(Ruby)
While you were worrying about Kay a spear almost stabs you.
You use void.
"Can't a void THIS!"
You make some void.
The spearman gets pulled into it and a chunk disappears of his body!
You absorb the guy.
[Grant skill: Evolution: via consumption of biological material you gain the knowledge required to recreate it and improve it to the n'th degree e.g. if you consume a human being you'd gain all the knowledge on how to create, replicate and eventually improve on the design as a whole]
You look over at Marcel.
Marcel almost seems unstoppable.
The ground around them is just dead bodies.
[ Use scream of a banshee to cause fear and confusion toward the archers.]
You do the thing.
The archers fall to the ground
Men huddle in front of them.
[Rampage and Destroy Feel Chaos engulf you're being transformed to 9 Foot Orc with Bulging muscle (basically The Hulk) and acquire the Title: Chaotic One]
You do the thing.
You start breaking through the ranks!
Men are pushed out of the way!
You bring your fist down on the archers killing them.
You absorb them.
You transform back and look back at the army.
The noble is hyperventilating.
Marcel is pulling someone's intestines.
Kay is reloading.
Ruby is protecting her.
hmmmm......you need some backup.
[Shout that it is time to d-d-d-duel. Stutter on the word "duel," and then proceed to summon Dark Magician.]
You do the thing.
You summon the Dark Magician
[Summon twelve Shadow Clone(The Rock) equip with Darkness Night and start cutting the mage and shield men]
You summon the shadow clones!
Thy open their fanny packs and pull out halberds!
[truffle shuffle]
You increase your weight.
You slowly pull your shirt up.
You look up at the sky and see him.
Chunk gives you a thumbs up.
Everyone stops fighting and stare at you.
No matter how much they try they can't look away!
Some of the overweight men start crying.
the orcs have been summoned.
It's going to take them a minute to get here so you just have to hold them off.
You send out the shadow clones and dark magician.
The shadow clones are weaker than the soldiers so they can only hold them off.
The dark magician buffs them.
The shadow clones start doing damage to them.
While you were staring at them like an idiot you fail to notice the mages are targeting you now.
They shoot fire, light, and earth magic at you.
A crest appears on your hand.
[>>Emblem: the crest of the 4th Demon King of Hell—{Blessings activated}.
Effects: Resistance against Fires and Ice magic. •Tremendous increase in strength, speed, and regeneration. •Immunity against Holly and Cursed magic and debuffs. P.S. : (Please Don't show to Ruby the crest Okay! I enchanted it with several blessings and the other effects are too OP to be used right now.)]
You tank the hits.
You use the nanni and darkest night to kill them.
Ruby come out of nowhere and kills the rest of the mages.
Marcel smashes his hammer into a shield man! the shield dents and the man dies from the impact.
Kay shoots a spearman the was about to stab Marcel.
[Bring out the silver-haired noble dude and show him to the other noble dude, see how he reacts.]
You make your way to the noble.
And pull out the silver-haired, 21-year-old nobleman.
"You know this guy"
Noble turns to you fearing for his life.
"I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS FUCKER BEFORE!"(noble)
"Oh..."
[human flesh is weak and flabby, transform into a giant spider and eat the noble to intimidate the rest of the troops]
You do the thing.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"(noble)
You eat the noble.
The rest of the army stops.
They start to run away, but it's too late.
You hear it!
Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump!
The orcs have arrived!
35 orcs rush in from the back and start slaughter the rest of the confused army.
They slash bash and punch the human soldiers.
Everyone dies, you absorb all the bodies.
It was a massacre.
The orc lord shakes your hand before going back to his land.
"Hey Kathy we should really get the fuck out here~~~~~"(Marcel)
Marcel, Ruby, and kay get on your spider back as you run away from the kingdom of roses.
[congratulation! since one of the 12 cute madness goddesses(Cookie Monster) feel sorry for you, you received "The Cookie Monster Forbidden Blessing" EFFECT : you are now able to use the
"Gluttonous Madness(UNIQUE)elemental(?)magic",
make sure of doing good use of it,or
there will be consequences.]
CONGRATULATIONS!!!:
Your fame as increased!
People in this area will know who you are!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!:
Your party has earned new titles!
People will know you as:
Kthanid the monstrous.
Keya the Kid.
Red Ruby.
Marcel the miracles.........
Well, Marcel got that name two years ago but that's not important.
A lone figure stands at a cliff.
The figure is wearing a robe that's covering their entire body.
They have just observed the fight between the army and the tumor.
The figure looks behind them.
A trail of ink is behind them.
They don't seem to care though.
They have always left a trail.
If you follow that trail you will find this figure's birthplace.
The figure slowly shrinks.
Leaving their robe behind.
The figure has turned into his liquid form and is traveling down the earth.
They go down and down for what seems like forever.
Finally, they make it to the planet's core.
They take a second to observe the giant machine that has replaced the planet's core.
The machine is mostly made of copper, and some other materials they don't know of.
What fuels this machine, they don't know either.
The figure knowing they can't put this off any longer, make their way.......
........to a red door, and knock three times.................
Answer: the persistent head voice that narrates and can talk back
Answer:The Miracle Man.
I'm joking it's Marcel.
f*ck the miracle man. All my homies hate the miracle man
Answer: Milord Kathanid!
Answer: really like the Kthanid haha
Answer: Hm....If I were to like a character then it definitely would be Kay.