day 15 [M]
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You take a second to collect your thoughts.

You close your eyes and regain your courage.

Jinx's smug and self-assured face helps.

Jinx starts barging that with him nothing is gonna go wrong, well except for those guys.

Jinx starts snickering.

You sigh and remember what your last encounter with those things.

You face slightly goes red with embarrassment and you hold your hands to your face.

You're cringing right now.

You rise your face, only to see a bowl of spaghetti flying at you!

It hits your face! the noodles slapping your face and the sauce covering your face and shirt!

Jinx is outright laughing now!

 "WHAT THE HELL!"

oh yeah Jinx has always been the friendly type

"WHAT?????"

Oh boy, looks like I'm going to have to explain Goblin romance to you

"No....you really don-"

You see Goblins don't choose their mates on love, they choose them on annoyance! as such their species shows affection by pranking each other!

"Oh....um......ok-"

The bigger the prank the more they feel for each other they even have names them

"Um....I'm just gonna-"

If the prank is harmless but still funny like a pie to face or something they are called (Prank bros) it means platonic friendship

If the prank is more elaborate like filling your house with ping pong balls and hiding shit under it they are called (experimenting socially) it means lovers.

If the prank ruins their lives, like editing their voice to say something racist and send it to their boss they call it (OWEND) it means soulmates

"..............that was interesting.....I guess..."

You thought that was interesting! listen to this, all Goblins are male! but they are still able to reproduce! or as they call it, prank gone sexual

"Please no!!!"

You see what they do is two Goblins stand in front of each other then do a mating dance after that they hold each other's hands and then they stick-

"STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP!"

Ok fine geez I just wanted to tell you some facts about Goblins

"You didn't need to tell me all that"

Ok, enough fucking around you order Jinx to go in front of you.

Jinx says you got it.

As he turns around you see for the first time that jinx has a gem on his back!

A huge Garnet is covering his back, by the way it moves it doesn't seem to be part of him, it just stitched on his back.

You wonder why he has that.

Becues he's the first

"what?"

he's January dude

"??????????????"

Granet is the birthstone of January, which is after new years when all the fun is over, you keep jinxing your self by saying stuff like you'll stop smoking and you will eat less and all that bullshit that you'll never do and you'll just have a very shitty month.

"wait....wait...wait....so Jinx gets his power......................from the month?????"

WHAT!? of course not that's stupid!

"But..but...but you said! ahhhh whatever!"

You catch up to Jinx who is rubbing his hand together.

He looks and says it's showtime!.

The Chemos are standing around the black ball.

[J: have the goblin do a thing resulting in spacetime collapsing specifically around the chemos, making them unable to move for a few valuable seconds]

You tell Jinx, he just eyes you.

Jinx tells you that impossible! and not just because he can't it's also because time and space don't exist here.

You're dumbfounded, you then proceed to try to point at everything at once and ask what this is then?

Jinx shrugs his shoulders and asks if he looks like a fucking scientist.

You frown, this Jinx acts like a real wiseguy.

Jinx apologizes and assures he didn't mean any disrespect.

[J: make a building fall down as a distraction.] 

He can do that, Jinx starts rubbing his hands some more before throwing some purple dust.

A building collapses.

The chemo in front of you starts to walk toward it, the others stay.

[J: make an oven explode on them]

When the house falls down some rubble fall on an oven which starts to release some gas.

An just when the chemo reaches it.

BOOOOOM!

It explodes on him!

The chemo isn't dead but it should give some time.

[Transform to a creature with many legs and put jinx in your back mad dash to the black ball]

You become a spider and put Jinx on his back.

You make a mad dash for the ball.

All the chemos notice you and start to walk toward you.

[J: A pit hole appeared and the enemy fell down in it.]

Jinx throw some more of his dust.

The ground under one of the chemos crumbles and falls down it, it's already starting to climb out so you run faster.

[ J: Summon a tidal wave of cockroaches towards the enemies to hinder their movement]

The buildings start to shake as hundreds of cockroaches start to reach towards one the chemos.

The chemo ignores them as they can't really do anything to it.

[ J: suddenly, dragon and hurricanes]

Jinx shrugs his shoulders and tell you he can't bring something out of thin air.

[J: Enemies slip on banana peels.]

The chemo that took the oven explosion is got out throwing rubble and bits of metal about.

It starts running after! but in it's hast it didn't notice that one of the things it kicks up was a banana peel.

It slips on it but then gets back up.

The got you a couple of seconds!

[J: The banana peels were actually active anti-personnel mines shaped like bananas.]

[J: A swarm of very very angry bees attacks enemies because one monster mistook their hive for you.]

Jinx tell you to get out of here! he says your asking way too much of him!

You make to the small mountain thing and start to climb up, only to fall down!!!

For some reason it was wet! and you couldn't get a good spider leg on it!!

You fall to the ground only to see that the chemos have caught up to you!

You look at Jinx, he smiles unlike you he's completely confident in himself

[J: all chemos now have a 0.1% hit rate]

Jinx starts to rub his hands furiously! the purple dust in his hand starts to spark!

When he's done his hands are covered in a purple fire!

He throws at the chemos!

One of them tries to slash you only to completely miss and hit itself!!!

Another on hits the other while the last one just hits a wall.

Jinx's smugness rises to an absurd degree.

[Make Zig Zag to avoid incoming attacks and bring out some wings to increase your speed]

You avoid the chemos.

While you do that you grow some bat and crow wings.

You make them very large and flap them as hard as you can.

You can't really fly but it does help you climb the thing.

Jinx is holding to your back, you make some tentacles as a belt for him.

You make it to the black ball!

You grab it! the ball starts to vibrate before it sends out gaint shockwave!

The shockwave travels through the town and hits the chemo.

The start to vibrate violently before exploding!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!:

You beat the tutorial level!

You turn back to human form.

Jinx jumps up and you high five him!

He tells you that it was a pretty good idea to rely on him and that you should keep doing that.

He then kisses both of your cheeks.

You bring him into a hug.

Hmm you took a real liking to jinx huh

"yeah, he's great! I can't wait for everyone to meet him!"

they wont

".........huh?"

Jinx can't come with you

"whaaat!!! whyyyy! you said he was my Goblin!!! he's mine I want to take him with me!!"

calm the fuck down! you can see him again just find another black spike

"there are more of those?"

oh yeah they are all over the world! this was a tutorial level so it wasn't very hard but the next one will be harder and the one after that will be even harder till you get to the last one which is almost impossible! most tumors die before they finish these

"other tumors tried this?"

in this universes? no, but in other universes who get cancer they do, but most of them don't make it,  especially inanimate tumors

"then how I'm I suppose to do this?"

that's where the Goblins come in! every time you start one of these you get a Goblin each one has a unique power if used together correctly will let you win the ultimate reward!

"the ultimate reward..."

yep on the last spike you will have to fight the source of the chemo directly once you defeat it you will get the ultimate reward

"oh yeah, what are those things anyway?"

think of it as the universe's last line of defense

"what is the ultimate reward?"

I don't want to ruin the surprise ;)

............................

Hmmm? the ball in your hand is moving!

It slowly gets absorbed into your chest.

"what's going one?"

think of it as a compass it will lead you to the other spikes

".....I thought I'd get something cooler than this..."

What do you expect! this is the tutorial level! you're lucky you got anything!

"sigh....fine"

The world around you starts to get darker, looks like your going back...

You wave at Jinx goodbye he waves back confident that he will see you again!

oh yeah one more thing

"???"

Once you finish a mission the place where the spike was will start to get destroyed and anything still there will die even you! so you should probably get the hell out of there once you wake up.

"!!!!!!!!!!"

The place starts to get darker and darker.....................

......................your back!

Your standing in front of a hole where the spike used to be.

For some reason your in your base meatball form!

You turn back.

Only to feel something punch your back!

It's kay!

She keeps punching you over and over again with tears in her eyes!

"WHAT HAPPENED!! I THOUGHT YOU DIED!!!"(Kay)

Marcel's face and body were covered in sweat they breathe a sigh relief

Ruby stands there in the universal pose of I told you so.

You hug kay, she hugs you back very tightly not letting go.

"I'm sorry, I went somewhere for a little bit...kay"

You hold Kay's face.

"I don't know how to explain this but.....I don't know what I was made for, but I know I was born for this!"

Kay just sighs and wipes the tears and snot off her with your clothes

"Kath......I've never understood anything about you......and I don't need to! I love you, Kath! I just want you to be safe!"(Kay)

This really is a touching moment...but the earth shaking under you reminds you that there is no time!

You grab Kay, Marcel, and Ruby and book it the hell out of there!!!


Meanwhile.

A man in a red room in the center of the earth is standing in front of a table.

On the table are hundreds of dolls and figures.

In front of him a clay ball, a Polly pocket, a devil figure, and a rag doll are set around a black pawn.

Including this one there are 11 black pawns all over the board and one black king.

The men bring his hand to black pawn and flick it off the table.

The man revels in the irony that the literal pawns are one of the only things he can't control, maybe he should have used something else?

He then pushes the dolls a little further.

Now that they made their move, it's time for him to make his move.

He starts moving a couple of dolls around.

There is no hesitation in his movements, once all of them are placed where he wants them he takes a step back and observes the whole board.

Now there are two options in front of him.

He can sit here and explain every single step of his plans while talking about his ultimate goal in all this.

OR

He can just play fantasy world dizzy again.

It's pretty obvious what choice he made.

He walks towards his beloved Commodore 64 with light steps~


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