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Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. 

The sound of someone running on gravel and loose stones can be heard.

The sound seems so loud you could hear it all over the universe.

The world seemed so silent.

So dead.

There's not a lot of things left to make sounds.

The smallest amount of movements would carry all over the world.  

The crunching sounds are now accompanied by huffing and puffing.

The runner takes a second to catch his breath.

He crouches and sucks as much air into his body as he could.

He runs a hand through his greasy gell covered hair.

He takes off his thick-rimmed sunglasses for a second to clean them. 

His green glowing eyes eliminate the world around him

The sweat making his purple skin glisten.

Hie five earnings clank together. 

He straightens up his leather vest.

On the back of it is two white squares each of them has a black dot in the center.

Snake eyes sighs.

He laments his current position.

He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a crumpled letter.

A red seal keeps it closed.

Snake eyes straightens it out

He spits on the ground.

Last time he checked he was a greaser! not a fucking mailman!

And to make things worse he was a greaser with no motorcycle!!!! 

He had one...........but it's gone now.....

Snake eyes clutches his hair!

Little Joe used to take care of all this grunt work!

But since the fucker got himself killed!

And snake eyes was the only one with nothing to do yet!

He has to take care of all the work!

Snake eyes looks up the universe.

Its empty blackness clams him a little.

There are no stars left.

The only thing the shines light now.

Is a small ball of light.

The beginning of an explosion.

It has been beginning for some time now.

But since time has been wrecked to shit.

It was stopped.

Every day it grows bigger till it's blinding.

Only to be reduced in size and start the process all over again.

No one knows when this world will truly end.

Except HIM

Snake eyes has to keep going.

He can't be late!!!

Even if time isn't really a thing.

Sometimes he runs for 1 mile only to find he only made it about ten steps!!!

And sometimes he only takes a couple of steps to find out he overshot by ten miles!!

Snake eyes grits his sharp teeth.

God!! he wishes time was still a thing!

HE doesn't take excuses.............

Snake eyes shudders!

HIS words ring in snake eyes head.

Un-GeNtLeMAnLikE gObliNS dOn'T dEsErvE lOvE.

Snake eyes puts his glasses back on.

He has to keep running.

He doesn't want to lose his master's love.

And end up like all the goblins who disappointed him......


In the edge of the same broken universe.

Floating in a time bubble.

Is the this universe's C.C.C.

Due to the time bubble, it's the only place in this universe where time flows.

In a closed-off space hidden deep in the C.C.C.

The most important character in the novel is typing away at her laptop. 


XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: And that is why girls are way better than stupid dumb ugly boys.

Sager:..................tell me, was it really necessary to write 20 full pages and cite 5 different sources  

Sager: Just to say that boys are dumb.....

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: HA! no wonder you don't get it! I can't expect a BOY to understand anything!

Sager: I understood it.

Sager: I just don't understand why you had to make a comic about it too.

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: it's okay you know.

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: not everyone can understand my genius! 

Sager: speaking of which

Sager: what the hell are you planning to do now?

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: HEHEHEHEHE!! look who's suddenly became interested in me.

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: look if you beg me I might consider making you my slave!

Sager: yeah sorry I'm into women not little girls 

Sager: I don't have the crippling disease known as lolicon.

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: what does lolicon mean?

Sager: it means untouchable

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: oooooooh!!! then you are right!! I am so great! I'm untouchable! I'm the biggest lolicon ever!

Sager: ok that made me laugh

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: huh! whatever you're just embarrassed aren't you! after all your just a cat!

Sager: I'm sorry what?

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: can cats even love?

Sager: stop stop stop stop!

Sager: what the hell are you talking about!

Sager: why do you think I'm a cat!??

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: ummm because I DON'T KNOW!! MAYBE IT'S THE PICTURE NEXT YOUR WORDS!!

Sager: oh my fucking god!!

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: goaud*

Sager: shut up!!

Sager: the picture is not of me! it's.

Sager: nevermind.....  

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: so what are you then?

Sager: I'm Sager

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: oh wow! you sure answered my question!! I'm totally satisfied!!!!

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: I'm doing the sarcastic thing by the way!

Sager: oh wow really! I couldn't tell!

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: well maybe you should pay more attention!!!

Sager:.......................................

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: you're lucky you know! to have the beautiful and smart me! give you any amount of attention!

Sager:............I'm logging off now.......

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: NO!! I'M THE ONE WHO LOGGES OFF FIRST!

Sager: You sure I'M the one who wants the attention?

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: Don't you fucking dare go there again! I don't need you to go all physicist on me again!

Sager: you mean therapist.

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: NO!

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: WHATEVER!

Sager: look all I'm saying is, maybe you wanted prenatal love, but since your race is made up of murderous psychopaths hellbent on eating everything in the universe you just couldn't accept these kinds of feelings.

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!! get that shit OUT of here! shoot it to space and send it to the depths of time! to the forgotten eras!! I am the Master of time!!! why would I need any stupid shit like LOVE....... GOD!!! even typing it hurts!!!

Sager: Your master of time shit is getting old....you mention it just as many times as you mention wanting to kill your brother, WHICH is a lot by the way!

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: You're talking like he doesn't deserve to die! anyway!! look at my name! what does it say! Master of time!! you better respect that bitch!

Sager:......I wish I didn't teach you how to change your user name.........

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: You know you can't say no to the great me!

Sager: not when you beg me to talk to you for days.......

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: I DID NO SUCH THING!

Sager: I'll copy-paste it

Sager:  XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! TALK TO ME! I'LL CRY!!!!!!!!!!!

Sager: Did you really cry?

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: NO......stupid fuckhead!!! I was manipulating you!!!!! I was using my womanly charms!!!!! you're just too braindead to notice!!

Sager: yeah yeah, I was charmed by your temper tantrum.

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX: WHATEVER!!! SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!! YOU JERK!!!!!!!!

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX has logged off.

XXX_Masteroftime_XXX has blocked you.

Sager: do you have to block me after every conversation?

Sager: You'll just unblock me and then nag me till I talk to you.

Sager:..............

Sager: For fucks sakes!! I'll just type this now so you see it once you get back! whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances use the C.C.C's in-universe transportation! it's basically a big single to let everyone know where you are.

Sager: I probably should have told you this beforehand, but I don't really give a shit.


X slams the laptop shut!

She grits her teeth and squeezes her fists.

She uses her sleeves to quickly wipe her eyes.

She's not crying! shut up!

X's head spins to the corner of what is very generously called a room.

An orange chest sits comfortably taking up a quarter of the space.

 X stands!

She walks towards the chest and grips the handles!

She pulls it open!

An Orange glow fills the room!

The majesty of her Jumbo seeming to turn this dark and damp room into a haven.

X just as quickly.

Closes the chest.

X grips the handles so tightly her fingers threaten to break!

Slowly she pulls her hands back.

She can't use the Jumbo.

Not now....

The Jumbo was powerful!

So powerful in fact!

It had to be used at the right moment.......

Its powers over reality could save just as much as it can kill its user.

Unlike the Mumbo which was weaker but could be used more often.

X makes sure to keep herself as far from her brother when he uses his Mumbo.

It makes him insufferable......

X grabs the bowel on the ground.

It has a few cheetos and doritos in it.

X picks it and pours all that's left in her mouth.

She grabs the now lukewarm mountain dew and washes it down.

X licks her lips.

She wishes she had this food on her home planet.

She would kill for it!

It beat the unflavored meat she always had.

It tasted so bad sometimes she wouldn't finish it.

That was the only time Z got any of her kills.

X looks at the wall next to her.

A sea of papers is stuck to the wall using some kind of sticky fluid we are not going to talk about.

Most of the papers have numbers on them.

Other than that there are five pictures drawn with magic markers.

The first one is just a black circle with four lines coming out of it one the end of each line are these symbols (♠ ♣♥♦).

The second is of a man with silver hair, his legs were colored black and red.

The third is of a man holding a book.

The fourth is of a blue boy being stabbed to death by an orange girl and the is fed to hungry monsters alive.

It's captioned with " the master of time rules!! stupid boys will die!!"

The last one is right in the middle.

It shows two people holding hands.

One of them being the orange girl and the other being a red girl in a hoodie.

A big clock is drawn in the background.

All of them look like they're drawn by a six-year-old.

X snorts.

Her pride in her high artistic talent brightens her mood a little.

Especially when looking at the fifth drawing....

X takes it off the wall and puts it in her pocket.


She crawls out of the wall space.

Wiggling through whatever she used to hide the hole this day.

This time it was the chairs and the big metal plate.

She makes her way to the middle of the C.C.C while grabbing a new bowl on the way and a big gulp cup.

Finally, she makes it to the snake counter and fills her containers with junk food.

Chips and soda.

X ate enough of it to kill five people.

Just as she's about to enjoy her dinner she spots a blue glow in the corner of her eye.

Her appetite is ruined......

She puts the bowl down and makes her way to the other room only to be greeted by a blue butt sticking out of a computer.

X glares, disgusted.

She looks to at the wall.


{timer: 9 days till universes destruction}


It used to say 10......

Shit is starting to happen and X refuses to wait around.

"what the fuck are you doing?"(X)

Clank!

The sound of something hitting metal can be heard.

Z pulls himself out while rubbing his head!

"X!.....you're........here......gouad you surprised me...."(Z)

Z stands up straight.

He starts scratching his neck.

Keeping his hand over his throat, protecting it.

If X had eyebrows one of them would be raising so hard right now.

She stares at the computer Z was fixing.

"how many of these fucking things have you fixed? as far as I'm concerned we already have everything we need up and running"(X)

Z almost looks offended. 

"Every machine and computer has a purpose! if we can get everything up to standard then! "(Z)

"THEN WHAT!? GOAUD!! DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU WE DON'T WANT TO BE HERE!! THERE'S NO FUCKING POINT TO THIS!"(X)

Z looks at the ground.

"I.....I....."(Z)

"what the hell does this thing even do!"(X)

X kicks the computer.

A dent is left in its side.

Z jumps!

"we....we....well...it's an indoor communicator! "(Z)

"A what!?"(X)

"You know! so anyone in the C.C.C can talk to each other!"(Z)

"...............are....you....fucking.....SHITTING ME!!."(X)

X pushes Z back!

He collides with the wall.

She slowly walks towards him.

"Why the fuck do we need that!! you could have used this time to find a way to steer this thing out of here! or to get the beacon running!"(X)

"But....but...what if something happens and we had to talk!"(Z)

X grabs Z's shirt lifting him up!

"If something happened I would leave you to die! The only thing this stupid shit can do is let me hear your pathetic screams one last time"(X)

"......sto.....stop....."(Z)

"I should have killed you a long time ago! we spent what! 10! 20 units in this place!!! you've only been useful for the first 2 after that you've just been fixing shit I don't need!! you useless sack of shit!"(X)

".....I....I'm.........I'm not.........I'm not useless....."(Z)

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE MUMBLING ABOUT!"(X)

"I'M NOT USELESS!!!!"(Z)

Chomp!

Z bits down on X's hand!

His fangs digging into her hand!

X let's go of him, unlike her venom which kills, his can only paralyze.

She could power through it but her hand went completely numb. 

".............."(X)

"SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN! ALL I DID WAS HELP YOU!! I'M THE ONE WHO TRANSLATED THE RUINS!! I'M THE ONE WHO FOUND OUT ABOUT THE C.C.C! AND I'M THE ONE WHO GOT IT RUNNING!!!!"(Z)

"................"(X)

"YOU NEVER APPRECIATE ANYTHING I EVER DID FOR YOU!!! "(Z)

"................."(X)

"EVERYONE IS DEAD NOW!! EVERYONE BUT US!! AND ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT IS KILLING!!!!!!!"(Z)

"................."(X)

"KILLING IS ALL YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT! THE FIRST THING YOU EVER DID WAS EAT OUR MOTHER!"(Z)

"......so what."(X)

"HUH!?"(Z)

"I said.....so what....what are going to do about it."(X)

"....I....I ....I......I......I..."(Z)

"What happened to all the bravado from a moment ago?"(X)

Z's face starts to glow a sky blue in embarrassment.

"i........you're a monster..........."(Z)

"and you're not?"(X)

"I'M NOT LIKE YOU! you....you hurt people! you kill people!"(Z)

Smash!

X's numb hand slams against the wall pinning Z.

Even though they're twins X is two feet taller than him.

All eight of her eyes stare him down.

"you want to know why I hate you so much"(X)

".........."(Z)

"I mean I hate everyone and everything! to be honest I would like everything but me to be dead!"(X)

"..........."(Z)

"but you want to know why I want to kill YOU so much?"(X)

X pokes a finger into Z's chest.

A drop of light blue blood comes out.

"......w.....wh........why?"(Z)

Z was trembling, his eyes darting back and forth.

"You say you want to be a BIG hero to save everyone like all your stupid fake idols! but you’re a fucking wimp! you don’t try to be tuff and when you do, it backfires only to embarrass you, so you just try to hide it and act badly on purpose because you don't want to be responsible for anything, it means not having to try, it's safe, you're negative and like to pretend you're smarter than everyone else, because you don't kill people, you’re not like all the other Zirniklis"(X)

Z brings her face closer to X.

Her hot breath hitting his face.

She puts a claw to his throat, drawing a straight line on it.

"If I wanted to Z……. I could kill you where you stand…….but I don't want to kill you because that is.....as you would say.....wrong, you would let everyone die before you shed a drop of blood or make any effort, that's why I rather you live, and have all your failures played on loop in your head which is never going away….I know you, I know you're gonna crank up the patheticness to ensure that doesn't happen again, that's what makes you spend all day fixing useless ass machines, because being smart is the only thing you have, I'll be there to watch you shut yourself off from the rest of the world since you can't accept people having different ideologies or standards than you, that's the life you're gonna live Z, I could kill you but I'd rather you live and suffer"(X)

Z's blue is turning white.

X stares him down, her jaw hung open showing her two venom-filled fangs.

She looks like a female spider who's done mating and looking at their partner's head like a snake. 

Z's lips start to quiver.

He sweats and holds his need closer.

His eyes are tearing up.

X looks confused, she then opens her eyes wide!

She sends punch deep into Z's gut!

Z falls to the ground holding his stomach.

X looks at him with utter contempt and disgust. 

"FUCKING PERVERT!"(X)

A lot of Zirniklis males find the idea of females eating them to be......well.

The Zirniklis mating rituals are best not talked about.

X walks towards the in-universe transporter and starts putting coordinates in.

Z slowly turns himself over to look at her.

He's holding his gut which felt like all his organs were busted open.

"what....wha-ooooooooh goaud....oh..fu.......hah.....ha...h...what are you........do...ing...."(Z)

Z struggled to get the words out.

X doesn't look back.

"getting shit done"(X)

"where are you going?"(Z)

"None of your business"(X)

"what about getting out of this universe?"(Z)

"I'll be back before then, I'm the master of time"(X)

".........that shit again......"(Z)

"SHUT UP! I have to go pack my shit"(X)

X puts the final numbers in and the transporter starts to light up.

"but before that."(X)

X pulls out the drawing of the of her and Ruby

"I have a call to make"(X)

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