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The following is a collection of newspaper clippings.

Some of them were burnt up, and some information was redacted, this was all we could save.

We can not let them cover this up.

Please use this information appropriately.

 

May the Cancer grow.

-M


Date: d/m/y

Date: 5/2/1871

A NEW THEME PARK IN UNLAW!?

You heard that right! a theme park is opening in the most lawless place in Loam! when the brains behind this idea Walt H bloom was asked, why from any place on loam he chose Unlaw he was quoted as saying this " Unlaw is the perfect place in need of magic! and it's only here that I'm able to bring my dreams into reality!"- Walt, the meaning of that last part is that Walt was banned from building his theme park in almost every country, mainly because every time he tries people tend to die, Walt has insisted that he had nothing to do with it.

Where the theme park will be built, is still not been chosen, if it will be built at all.


Date: 10/2/1871

A MOB BOSS WAS KILLED!!

Tragedy has struck today as the boss of the 3rd district was found dead, it is believed to be an assassination but how she was done in is not yet known, her body was bloated like a balloon and she was covered with zits and pus, -------------------------was suspected but no evidence----------------------------------------as such there is no one to take her place this has lead to fears that-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------that is all we know so far----------------------------------------sad days indeed, a funeral will be held at----------------------this must be very important to him---------------we'll keep you updated.


Date: 7/3/1871

A NEW MOB BOSS IS IN TOWN!!

In a shocking turn of events after---------------------a new mob boss has taken over the 3rd district! and you won't guess who!!! it's Walt H bloom! after the death of---------- but it seems this was old news for the other mob bosses as they all acknowledged him, it seems Walt's dream is becoming a reality! we'll now say goodbye to the old 3rd district which was known for producing------- and say hello to a new theme park! Walt has many ideas such as--------------------------------------------It's still unknown how Walt got himself this position, we suspect that------------------------------------but even then this is unheard of----------------------------------------.


Date: 20/3/1871

NEW CHARACTERS ARE COMING TO UNLAW!

It seems strange but the mood in Unlaw has actually gone up! at first, the idea of a theme park was ludicrous, but after the success of the 4th district by its new boss a young half-orc by name of Halve, maybe Unlaw could be a place of all types on entertainment! Work has already started on the 3rd district! and new characters have been introduced! It seems the park will be separated into sections and each section will have its own mascot! their names are Scary Larry, Water Suzy, Mad Mike, and Baby boom, we only have the names so far but Walt is planning on unveiling all of them with one more secret character---------------------there you'll be able to----------------a quote by-----says-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------but even after all that Walt has remained optimistic-------when asked why the theme park has no name Walt was quoted saying " it has a name! it's the 3rd district!"-Walt-----------------


Date: 27/10/1871

THE 3RD DISTRICT FINDS A NEW SPONSOR!

After losing money and almost filing for bankruptcy, Walt the joyful has finally found a new sponsor! the---------------------------------------------------has also donated---------------------------will be used in the fireworks!!---------------------------------------------------------the company----------------------------------------------even beating red mask--------------------------------------as such the theme park will be built in no time!---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------now owns 50% of the theme park---------------------------------------------------------------------has been quoted saying "this is an exciting venture! I'm happy to be working with Walt! I see this partnership lasting a lifetime!"--------------------------Walt on the other hand seemed strange, he looked out of it, ----------------has said it was only a cold----------------------------------very shady, but in Unlaw everything is covered in shade!!

 

Attached is a picture of a man shaking hands with Walt, The man has ridiculously white teeth, each tooth has a number of black circles from 1 to 6, this makes it look like he has dice for teeth.

The man's eyes have been blacked out.

Walt looks very afraid. 


Date: 2/1/1873

OPENING DAY!!!!

Today is the 3rd district opening day! after two years the theme park is finally finished! The doors will be open at 10 am today! I hope you've gotten your tickets already! because they're already sold out! this has lead to-----------------safety concerns but Walt the joyful was not deterred! he claimed to have top of the line guards he got from--------------------------it seems even people outside of Unlaw have come! this had lead to some new ideas! this theme park has made more money than drug dealing and it's not even open yet! will this be a new chapter for Unlaw!? will the seedy underbelly be replaced with real honest to god businesses!-----------seems to agree----------------as the wait------------------------she has even said---------------------Walter's wife is also attending the opening! they've been married for 2 years now! and the opening is the same day as their marriage anniversary! how romantic! his wife seems to be-------------------------it should be----------------------------------------what will it's-----------------we'll all be waiting! who knows! maybe we'll meet them today! If it's to the most magical place on earth then a miracle doesn't sound too out of place!--------------------------------------


Date: 2/3/1873

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Tragedy has struck as the 3rd district------------have died-------------is nowhere to be found----------it has leaked into------------the fireworks also seemed to have been--------------------------------------------------------------------the mob bosses made it very clear, no one is to go to the 3rd district, they will not stop you if you still wish to, but they will not send any help, what this means for the people already in there is--------------------------------may God have mercy on their souls-------------------------------------Walt is----------------------------------------it's truly awful--------------------------------------this will become a scar on Unlaw, a scar that will never be forgotten-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------people are blaming-------------------------------------------------------------------even the mob bosses have condemned this---------------------------Walt is now forced to live in the 3rd district, ruling over his theme park, the mob bosses have deemed this punishment sufficient---------------------------------------------- 

As to what exactly happened, A single-------------------------------------in the fountain----------------------in the middle of the park---------------------------water-----------------horse-----------------------------the roller coaster-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------this led to--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------the dead body started to------------------------------------------no one knows where it came from---------------the guards took the--------------------------the castle.

 

 

The rest of the clipping was burned.


Please put a command on the last chapter if you haven't yet, I can't write the next chapter till I have enough.

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