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WARNING: LEMONS
Ozpin's POV
There were very few things that surprised the Professor anymore. Like really surprise him. Things that, no matter how long he thought or planned about something, something would appear that he didn't even think was possible.
This is one of those times.
"I don't care if we have to give every single woman in the world to him, Ozpin, we need to bring him to our side. Now." Ironwood said from over the video call, staring out of the window.
He didn't care that his attention was on something else, as he was focused on the same thing.
The brand new moon hanging in the orbit of Remnant, filled to the literal core with weapons and ultra advanced technology.
He already agreed with the General a few days ago about his plan for Felix to be in a breeding program to spread his semblance. Now? He would give literally everything on this planet for him to sire even one off spring, let alone the likely hundreds, or even thousands that he would possibly have.
"We can not let him fall into Salem's grasp. If he does…" Ironwood continued, and he didn't need to finish his sentence. The implication alone was enough to send shivers all throughout his body.
"I know, James, but we have nothing to worry about. All those he cares about are right here in Beacon. We have him secured." Ozpin responded, still looking out his window at the giant 'win' button that is that moon.
"Speaking of, how is he getting along with his new teammates?" The General inquired.
"Quite well from what I can see. So far, he's only offered them to take a tour of his new Attack Moon. Though, his best relationships are still with Ruby and Yang." He responded.
"So he likes a pair of sisters. Winter has already volunteered herself to be part of the program, so I'll be sending her over. Maybe she'll have a better chance at sleeping with him with the help of Weiss." Ironwood pondered, not even caring that the person he was trying to set a threesome with, her own little sister at that, was right next to him.
Then again, she didn't look like she minded it whatsoever.
"Winter, are you ok with that?" Ozpin asked, though he already knew the answer. It was just pleasantries at this point.
"Would the mission have a higher chance of success if my mother was also thrown in?" That answered his question.
Ironwood snapped his fingers "Amazing suggestion Winter. Go and ask Willow if she is up to it." The Specialist just nodded her head and left the office to go make the call, a determined look on her face.
"You sure Jacquse would be ok with that?" He asked.
Ironwood snorted, "If Felix even had the slightest interest in boys, he would send Whitley and even himself if it meant getting even a middle man position in Felix's Moon base. There's no love between him and Willow, so there's nothing to worry about there. In fact, I think he would be the first one to agree to this proposition, just so he can have an in with Felix."
Yeah, that sounds about what Jacques would do.
Things were silent for a moment before Ozpin spoke up again, "The thing is though, Salem will be attacking soon. More than likely leading the charge herself. That's… going to be devastating."
Again, Ironwood snorted, "Let her. If even a fraction of what I think is on that moon, then she is utterly screwed, let alone all the other things Felix could throw at her. I saw his initiation, and even without the world ending weapon above us, he is one scary son of a bitch to fight."
He agreed with James there, he really did, but he still felt uneasy. He had been fighting against Salem for thousands of years, while James had been going up against her for a decade or two at best.
Maybe he was being too worried about the whole situation. But then again, he didn't get this far without taking some precautions. He'll still keep an eye out on Salem and her activities. It never hurts to remain vigilant.
"By the way, does he have a name for the station yet?" He asked, finally turning himself towards the camera.
Turning back himself, he smiled as he answered, "RWBY. Named after his team. Like I said, I don't think we have much fear of him going rogue." He finished with a slight chuckle.
"They still haven't jumped his bones yet?" Ironwood asked, genuinely confused. It isn't everyday you have a moon sized space ship named after you.
"If they haven't yet, then I say that's about to change real soon." Ozpin responded.
'Maybe it'll be a good idea to reopen Beacon's nursery?' He pondered to himself.
Felix's POV
Roll a Divine (Legendary feat: Three rolls granted), Leave Team RWBY absolutely gobsmacked (One roll granted), Become the most important person in the world (Epic feat: Two rolls granted), Have more than ninety percent of the planet willing to sleep with you (Epic feat: Two rolls granted), Have Team RWBY infatuated with you (One roll granted), Make Salem have a literal heart attack, making her respawn (Two rolls granted, because that shit is funny).
A special offer has been made.
In exchange for five rolls, get a predetermined Legendary Power.
Note: This may not be offered again.
Well, that's a lot of rolls, and my answer for the offer is a huge fuck yeah. Give me that guaranteed legendary, baby.
Legendary Power.
Power Granter/Upgrader: You can give, and you can upgrade. If a person was able to shoot a small jet of flame from their mouth before, then now they can unleash their power anywhere from their body with an even stronger flame. You can also grant anyone a power you have, and better yet, you also get to keep the same power. Heck, if the person is willing, then you can also take their power and make it your own.
Note: There are some limitations that you have to find out for yourself.
6 rolls left.
Hell to the fuck yeah. That was well worth the five rolls. Now, I can make my team even stronger than I already planned too.
You know what, roll the rest as well. I'm in a very good mood right now.
Rare Power, Uncommon Miscellaneous, Rare Armory, Mythical Miscellaneous, Rare Miscellaneous, Legendary Menagerie.
Byakugan: Nothing escapes your vision. Unlike the regular Byakugan, this one, and any future children of yours that may inherit it, have a full three-sixty range of vision. Add on top being able to see literal miles ahead in any direction, you get one of the most feared dojutsu out there.
Castle: Everyone needs one! Sporting tons of towers for defense, along with a hefty amount of homes inside it, and you got a comfy place to stay. Better yet, it's geared out in modern technology!
Greatly Enchanted Battle Axe: All who have been on the other side of this axe have come to fear it. Granting the bearer enhanced strength, along with much more, it's no wonder this ax has been given its status.
Fountain of Youth: A water like any other. All who drink from it have their life spans increased thousands of years, with those past their prime age regressing back to that state, with no drawbacks whatsoever. Those who drank it, but are not at their prime age, continue to age normally until they reach it. The fountain doesn't lose water, meaning you could live an eternity if you so wished. On top of that, an enhanced healing factor is granted upon drinking. Though, it should be noted that those who drink it can still die from injuries, so caution is still needed. Live young, forever.
1,000 Battle Droids: Beep! Boop! Fuck the Clones! While they may individually suck, they make up for it in their numbers. In this, you have 800 B1 Battle Droids, 100 B2 Super Battle Droids, 50 BX series Droid Commandos, 30 Droideka, and 20 IG-100 MagnaGuards. Your robot army is off to a great start!
Bubbles: The ONLY name for the space amoeba. This absolutely adorable thing will be the face of your navy wherever you go, and look great doing it. But she's not just for show, she also has a mean bite to her as well, making her a very deadly foe to face. Plus, she's pregnant, and will give you even more space amoeba's.
I couldn't help but cackle at the luck I am having right now. I mean, the Fountain of Youth? This is absolutely amazing. My luck is eventually going to turn and bite me in the ass, I know it, but I'll just ride the high while I still have it.
It has been decided that your sheer luck should be rewarded. All rolls are now moved up by one permanently. An example would be a Minor Curse turning into a Junk roll, or a Legendary roll turning into a Mythical one. There are exceptions, however. Mythical cannot become Divines, and any Ultimate Curse rolled will not be moved up a tear. On top of this, you will now get one free roll a week. Also, two more rolls have been given to you.
Never mind, forget everything I just said.
It just keeps getting better and better.
Fuck it, might as well test it out. Roll all my rolls.
Rare Miscellaneous, Divine Menagerie, Common Miscellaneous.
(AN: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HIS LUCK!)
Floating Islands: As the name suggests, they are floating islands. Nothing much to it, but they are pretty cool floating in the air like that.
Arceus: The originator of all Pokemon, and the most powerful. He was there in the beginning, and he'll be there in the end. All will bow to his majesty and his unmatched power. And now, he serves you.
Jungle: As the name suggests, you now have a jungle! I'm sure that will be fun to explore!
Roll a Divine (Legendary feat: Three rolls granted).
If I was cackling before, then I was down right weezing now. I don't know what I did in my past life to deserve this luck, but thank you for doing whatever you did.
You know what? Fuck it again. Roll all my rolls.
Epic Power, Legendary Menagerie, Rare Power
Wood Release: The Kekkei Genkai of the Senju Clan. Hashirama Senju owed most of his success to this power, becoming one of the most powerful people in the Ninja World. There was a reason he was the 'god of Shinobi', and this is it.
Eternatus: It's said this Pokemon fell from the sky 20,000 years ago in a meteorite. Being amongst the most powerful Pokemon, maybe even the second most powerful, there's a reason it is feared all through the Pokemon world. Your enemies shall dread going up against him.
Trick Shot: Hit your target from seemingly impossible angels. Your target is behind a rock? Ricochet a bullet of another rock and hit your target. Inside a house? Easy, just aim at the chimney and hit them exactly where you want.
Well, I finally hit a bit of a cooler, but holy shit that was amazing. Don't get me wrong, those are some still busted stuff, but I think I've been a bit spoiled as of late.
Oh well, just more to practice, and with the Fountain of Youth, I have a long time for that.
I was brought to my thoughts from a knock on the door.
"It's open!" I yelled out.
The door opened and in walked Yang, a smile on her face.
"Yang? What are you doing here? I thought you and the rest of the team were out exploring Beacon?" I asked. After that whole debacle yesterday with me showing them everything I got, we all didn't have much energy to do much else.
Thankfully, our room was quite large, so we didn't have trouble setting up our sleeping arrangements. I wouldn't have complained though if I had to bed with one of the girls though, so it was a moot point for me.
Her smile only widened, "I decided to call it early for me."
"Oh, and what for? Are you feeling alright?" I asked.
"I'm fine, and I came back for this." She said as she removed her shirt, leaving her large, bra-clad tits on display.
My eyes widened. This day just keeps getting better and better.
"I've been waiting a while for this." She says in a sultry tone of voice as she makes her way over to me, a seductive sway to her hips as she unclips her bra and throws it to the side, breasts on full display.
"You and me both." I say as she climbs onto my bed and straddles my lap, her large tits pressing against my now bare chest, my shirt being quickly forgotten.
She leans in and traps her lips with my own as a contented moan escaped her.
My hands quickly began wandering down her body, stopping at her shorts that left absolutely nothing to the imagination.
She began rubbing her crotch against my rapidly hardening cock as my hands began to squeeze at her firm ass.
Grabbing at her shorts, I began pulling them down with some help from her, taking her panties along with them. Her own hands soon found my own and quickly took them off, leaving both of our regions bare as she continued to grind her now glistening wet pussy against me.
I slowly lifted her up into the air and laid her back against the bed, her legs automatically locking themselves behind my back.
Breaking the kiss, my head swiftly lowered and latched onto one of her milky white tits as I began sucking at it, making her moan in pleasure.
Her hands came to my head as she pressed my head even further into her bust, sounds of pleasure leaving us both.
"Felix, I want- oh gods, that feels good- I want you to fuck me." She gasped out as one of my hands began tweaking at the other nipple, all the while she was still grinding against my dick.
I didn't need to be told twice as I swiftly lined my cock up with her entrance, and with a plunge, I was buried inside her depths, both of us emanating moans of pleasure all the while.
The pace was fast as I began thrusting in and out of her, going balls deep with every thrust, which Yang seemed to like very much.
Her hands quickly switched to my back as her nails began to dig into me, being at just the right amount of pressure to be pleasurable and not painful.
Loosening my lips from her tit, I reengage the kiss as my tongue plunges into her mouth and quickly dominates Yang's own.
It wasn't long later till I felt Yang tighten up around me as her orgasm came over her, her vaginal walls clenched tightly around my dick that was about to burst itself.
I disengaged from the kiss to ask her if she wants me to cum in or out of her. Though I may not remember much, I still do know how children are made.
As if she was already anticipating the question, she spoke, "Inside- of fuck- cum inside me! Breed me!" She screamed out as her legs locked even tighter around me.
No need to tell me twice.
Her words struck a chord with something deep inside me, something that made my brain really happy with her words.
My hips began jackhammering even faster as my own orgasm quickly approached. I went back to Yang's huge tits and began sucking at them once more, one of my hands latching onto the other while my other one went lower and began rapidly massaging against her clit, looking for that one last orgasm from her.
It seemed to work as yet again Yang clenched around me once more, and with it, the control of my own orgasm.
With a loud grunt, I grounded myself out against her and began releasing my seed into her depths and straight to her womb.
I held the position for a while, making sure every last bit of fertile seed was planted deeply inside her. With a final spurt, I unsheathed myself from and rolled up beside her, both of us a little worn out.
"gods, that was amazing." She said, a hand laid across her head while the other was placed on her stomach.
"It definitely was." I replied as I leaned in and kissed her once more.
We make out for a little bit before we had to come back up for air, leaving me time to ask a question, "I'm not complaining, but why did you come down here exactly? You do know that I'll be having sex with other women, right?"
She giggled, "I know, I just wanted to be the one that said they did it first. Who knows, maybe a few more women will be fun." She says as she slides over and lays on top of me, our faces not that far apart.
"You do realize that your sister will be one of them, right?" I ask as my hands once more slid down and began kneading at her ass.
She let out a low, gentle hum as she spoke again, "I know. Just imagine it. You, bucking your hips into Ruby's tight virgin depths while I ride her face, freshly leaked pouring from me and into her waiting mouth, both our bellies filled with your children." She said in a seductive tone of voice, all the way better as she whispered it into my ear.
I was instantly hard again.
Yang just laughed as she slid off me, "My, you seem to really like that idea. Can't leave you hanging like that. Come on, let's go take a shower. I can't wait to ride that dick again.
Lose your virginity (One roll granted), Have sex with Yang (One roll granted) Successfully impregnate Yang (One roll granted).
Holy shit, that fast. Really?
"Hey, you alright?" Yang calls out to me from the bathroom door, a slight look of concern on her face.
"Yeah, everything's fine. It's just that I achieved a few new feats and your um, pregnant." I replied somewhat awkwardly.
Her eyes widened as she looked down towards her stomach in wonder, "Really? That fast?"
"Seems so." I replied.
Her stunned look soon morphed into one of pure joy as her eyes looked up and met mine, "You're going to make an amazing Dad, Felix." She said, genuine affection in her eyes.
I smiled broadly as well, "And you'll make an amazing Mom. I'm sure of that."
"Mom…" Yang whispered as she glanced back down at her stomach, wiping tears away from her eyes.
"Have you done the rolls yet?" She asked.
My own eyes widened as with all the fun of having sex with Yang, I completely forgot about my busted luck continuing.
"Not the ones I just got, but I did get some earlier and used those. And let me tell you… they are big."
"Even better than yesterday's?" She asked.
"Debatably so. I can't wait for the others to arrive so I can show you all."
It was clear that I really had her attention at the mention that my busted luck from yesterday somehow got better, but she quickly shook it off.
"Can you use them right now?"
"Yeah, sure." I replied
System, roll the roll's.
Epic Power, Common Power, Legendary Armory
Mass Teleportation: Going somewhere with a crowd? Look no further than here! Teleport yourself and all kinds of other people to the desired location, bypassing that whole entire long journey that you would have otherwise had to take.
Unlimited Hot Coco Summoning: Who doesn't like hot coco? With this power, you now have an endless supply of the beverage, tailor made to just the way you like it!
Titan: One of the most feared ships in the Galaxy. Almost always, they are the flagships of the navies they are in. Sporting a powerful weapon that can even one shot a battleship, along with hundreds of other smaller craft on board, it's no reason why it's the penultimate goal for galactic powers to have one of these in their navies.
"Anything good?"
"Oh yeah, real good." I said with a massive grin on my face.
"Are you going to tell me what you got?" She asked.
"You'll have to wait for the rest of the team to arrive." I say, earning me a huff from her.
"You're no fun. Come on, let's go see if we can make some twins while we're at it." She said as she finally opened the door and headed inside.
"I don't think that's how it works!" I yell out, quickly approaching the bathroom.
"Oh, shut up and get in here and fuck me!" She yells back, making me laugh.
Yeah, there's no way this day could get any better.
There's the chapter. I hope you enjoyed it!
Now, as my AN said, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS GUY'S LUCK!
He hit another natural 99. What the actual fuck.
At this point, I've basically said 'fuck it!' and embrace his bullshit luck. If he's rolled this good so far, I may as well reward it I figured. I'm sure that won't have any consequences what so ever.
On another note, some of your guy's suggestions was rolled! So that's real nice. For those curious, it was the floating islands and the Unlimited Hot Coco Summoning. So, make sure to leave your suggestions, as I do listen to them.
Felix also finally banged Yang this chapter. It's been a minute since I've wrote smut, so I'm a bit rusty on it, so forgive me for that. I'm sure I'll get back into the swing of things soon, I'm sure.
Now, onto a big question. What's next after Remnant?
As I'm sure you all have noticed, Salem is completely screwed, and there's no other group on Remnant that could even think of touching him.
So, we are brought to this. The next place after Remnant. Listed below are the options for where Felix should go next.
The Star Trek Universe (DS9, NTG, Voyager era)
Star Wars (Clone Wars era)
Hazbin Hotel
The Boys
Obviously there will be more options as he goes through more worlds, but I have some plans for all these right now. Personally I'm leaning towards Hazbin Hotel and The Boys myself as they are much smaller than the other two, but the decision is up to you guys and what you want to read. So, make sure to comment the one you want to see win. Every vote counts!
But, that's all I got for you today. So, until next time, and have an amazing day!
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The Star Trek Universe (DS9, TNG, Voyager era) Votes: 3 15.8%
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Star Wars (The Clone Wars era) Votes: 10 52.6%
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Hazbin Hotel Votes: 5 26.3%
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The Boys Votes: 1 5.3%
gonna be honest none of those can keep up with his power i think he just steam rolls them like he is steam rolling rwby he literally has 2 gods and 001 i think at this point you can only send him to A) Fate B) Dragon ball C) Slime datta ken D) Unparalleled after 10 consecutive strikes or E) Marvel comics and F) DC comics
ps. i told you dude has luck of yugi muto
I don't know about "Hazbin Hotel" so I'm gonna look that up.
I voted for Star Trek because I like to see the cannon go bye bye with TNG and Voyager.
Star Wars would be my second option. My third and fourth would be Marvel and DC
Edit: Hazbin Hotel doesn't look like it's something for me fanfic wise. Might watch it in the future.