Laying on the floor and ignoring the useless kitten purring against me.
Open Shop.
Now let’s see what we have here. I can’t buy anything but maybe there is something I can buy in the future that would help me make more money. After scrolling for hours, everything that can be used to make more money was too expensive. This ain’t going to work either.
I wonder if you can see your money history?
Open Money Log.
| Money Log: | Cost: |
| Kitten Treats | -$1 |
| Hot Male Body Transformation | -$1,000,000 |
WHAT THE FUCK! Did this kitten seriously trick me into wasting $1,000,000 on own hot body? I could have bought the human female with this money!
Open Shop.
| Money: | $0 | |
| Beings: | Cost: | Description: |
| Human Female (charisma 0-300) |
$1,000,000 | Looks and personality randomized. |
| Beautiful Human Female ( charisma 150-300) |
$10,000,000 | Beautiful looks guaranteed. Personality randomized. |
| Gorgeous Human Female ( charisma 300) |
$100,000,000 | Top of the line beauty. Your dick will stay hard forever. |
| Human Male ( charisma 0) |
$ 500,000 | Women can give birth to more humans. But males cannot. |
My virgin dick was enraged.
Knocking off the kitten napping on my chest. Giving her a mean glare and KICK! I miss.
[ Please don’t hurt me master. You can still feel pain in the purgatory.]
“ YOU USELESS KITTEN! I COULD HAVE GOTTEN A NICE WOMEN TO PLAY WITH!”
[ Even if you did, you need to get her consent first.]
“ BUT I’M THE CREATOR HERE?”
[ You are but there are rules in the purgatory. If you break them, you will be erased from existence.]
“... okay how about you tell me all the other ‘rules’ in this purgatory before I get myself erased.”
[ Only if you give me more belly rubs.]
“ FINE! But can you at least teach me how to make more money? I lost $1,000,000 starting money because of you, but you will help me get it back right?”
[ No.]
“ Please I’m begging you!”
[ Give me belly rubs for 2 days and I might consider.]
“ This is your last chance. If you break this promise, you will never be my pet kitten ever again!”
[ Lol master. You are going to be prostrating before my greatness.]
It has been 2 days since I gave my useless kitten belly rubs.
“ Okay so it has been 2 days now, how do I make more money?”
[ Just a little more belly rubs.]
20 minutes later.
“ Isn’t this enough my cute kitten?”
[ Please just a little bit more.]
2 minutes later.
“ I get it! You don’t want to help me. I will do it all on my own now.”
[ just 1 more minute master.]
1 minuter later.
[ Okay I will teach you how to make more money now.]
“ FUCK YEAH!”
[ Lay down flat on your back with your eyes closed.]
“ Okay okay.”
[ Now stay still.]
My useless kitten then climb all over my face, and uses her paw to open up my mouth? This fucking kitten shat in my mouth. The taste was so rancid.
“ Bleugh bleugh! You think I’m not going to beat your ass anymore!?”
[ Open money status!]
| Money: | $5 |
| Pet Money: | $1,000,004 |
“ WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAVE $1,000,000!?”
[ There. I helped you made some money.]
“ Did you have to shit in my mouth though? Wasn’t there any other way?”
[ Not at all, but you have been disrespecting me too much.]
“Alright, I’m sorry.”
[ I forgive you master.]
... there is no sense to the money situation in this.
Your D will stay CAPSLOCK forevah
I don’t think this is passing the 5 chapter test
What the cat sh*t in his mouth and made a mill. This has gone full ret*rded.