The cheapest food for me to buy was the ration bar for $5. It gives you +1 life energy. This is a fucking joke! Am I supposed to keep wasting my money to eat food just to survive? I can’t even feed myself or my new thing if I bought the ration bar.

“ So my cute kitten, is there really nothing we can do to earn more money?”

[ Hmm… I don’t know of any other way other than my kitten treats.]

Fuck. ( Fuck again.)

[ Don’t worry master, as long as you keep on eating ration bars every day. You will live and give me endless pets. The kitten treats give me +5 life energy per day. And I will start using my money to feed your thing.]

So unfair, my kitten gets a special ability to live forever and make money. While I get fucking nothing.

[ Don’t feel sad master. It’s good to have me here!]

“ You’re right… it’s good to have a useless kitten who forces you to pet her all day long.”

[ Master if you be this rude again, I won’t help you make any more money. Also, I got an idea about your wasted cum.]

“ Don’t tell me you want me to lick it off the floor”

[ Nah, you can just feed your ‘thing’ your cum instead of wasting it.]

“ The fuck?”

[ I don’t know how much life energy it gets from my kitten treats. Maybe it would get more life energy from your cum since it’s worth 1 life energy at least.]

“ There is no way I’m going over there and masturbating in that horrible smell.”

[ I mean you can always collect your cum into a bowl or something.]

“ Why the hell do you think I would want to do that?”

[ Because master, you chose an expensive body to buy. You went for the $1,000,000 option instead of the standard $100,000 option. Maybe this is one of your special perks.]

My kitten spends $100,000 on unlocking information about the body I went for.

• Giving females your cum gives them + 10 life energy.

I lose out on 1 life energy while she gets 10 life energy? What kind of unfair trade is that?

[ Wow, it looks like I was right. Since I spent $100,000 on you. Can you give me more pets again?]

“ Sure if you get me a bowl so I can feed her. Don’t I need to eat 2 ration bars to live?”

• Your Useless Kitten has bought you a $5 bowl.

[ Hmm we only have enough money to sustain the both of us. 2 ration bar will cost our entire $10 daily earnings and I will start losing $1 every day from kitten treats.]

“...then I guess we will just keep feeding it kitten treats.”

[ Let’s try it though, do it for 10 days, maybe something cool might happen to her.]

“ I was thinking that if you have a higher amount of life energy, does that mean you will become hotter?”

[ Maybe? My life energy caps at 300,000,000 while you only can cap at 1,000,000. That thing might have a low cap though.]