Okay, common sense says that in order to get stronger you must workout. And if you want to get smarter, you have to study.
I can only do 1 pushup.
Hm… does 1 pushup = 1 strength? If I do 2 pushups will I get 2 strength? Will 100 push-ups give me 100 strength?
It was time to put my plan into action.
“ Get off my back, I’m trying to increase my strength.”
[ You will get double the gains if you let me nap on your back.]
“ You better not be lying.”
I was only able to 1 pushup with the kitten on my back. Why am I so weak? Okay, I just need to rest for another 30 minutes before doing it again. After doing it a few more times.
Open Status.
| Name: | Never (virgin male) | Stats: | |
| Life energy: | 999,999 | Strength: | 0.5 |
| Money: | $5 | Intelligence: | -10 |
| Age: | 19 years | Charisma: | 300 CAPPED |
“ WHY DID IT GO DOWN!?”
[ Don’t worry master, your muscles are just sore. You will recover by tomorrow.]
“ I better get at least 2 strength from this.”
[ You will master.]
“ Okay time for me to fix my negative intelligence stat somehow. What should I do?”
[ Give me more pets and you will get more intelligence.]
“ I think petting you for hours is making me lose intelligence.”
[ Impossible! My cuteness has to increase your intelligence somehow!]
“ Nah no way.”
It seems like Bubuga has written a fuckload of words. Maybe I can gain some intelligence by reading what she wrote. I went over to her, and she wants to continue the story from last time.
“ Please do not continue the story anymore.”
“ If you do not listen to my story, I won’t help you anymore,” says Bubuga.
“ But I have been feeding you?”
“ So?”
The fuck? Did my stupid kitten teach this girl some sass?
“ Fine I will let you tell your story but another time. Right now I’m trying to increase my intelligence by reading this novel on the floor here.”
“ Why didn’t you tell me you wanted to read my story? I will be very happy if you read the entire thing!”
Oh fuck, another sassy girl. Whatever I better get some intelligence from reading this.
The story itself was pretty bland for the most part. There were so many useless repetitions of details from her day to day life. I’m not sure if I gain anything from this. All I learned was how to survive in the landfill by eating trash.
After reading for a few hours.
Open Status.
| Name: | Never (virgin male) | Stats: | |
| Life energy: | 999,999 | Strength: | 0.7 |
| Money: | $9 | Intelligence: | -11 |
| Age: | 19 years | Charisma: | 300 CAPPED |
Okay, my strength is returning back to 1. FUCK IM GETTING DUMBER!
This can’t be… after all my hard work? This stupid purgatory world. At least tell me what I’m supposed to do.
I went into depression.
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