*** Useless Kitten

[ Master pet me!]

“ Leave me alone, I don’t want to do anything anymore.”

[ I thought you want to get hot women?]

“ Not anymore.”

[ Should I bring Bubuga over here?]

“No.”

[ But you now have 1.01 strength!]

“ It’s fucking useless.”

[ But if you do it 99 more times, you will get 2 strength.]

“ I rather not.”

Hmm… master is depressed since he wasn’t able to make any money or raise any stats.

It looks like it’s up to me to help him!

I call over Bubuga to chase master and he was running away every time she got close. Bubuga is still very smelly. It wasn’t working. He no longer has any drive to get any hot women or pet me!

This must not be allowed to continue!

[Open Shop.]

Hmm… there wasn’t anything good to buy so I closed the Shop.

[ Open Free Shop.]

Nothing useful here either so I closed the Free Shop.

This is hard. What does master even want? Maybe I should lie to him?

[ Master! Someone wants to buy your artwork on the Free Shop for $100,000!]

“ What? Then sell that guy the artwork!”

[ Okay master!]

• You have purchased Never’s Shitty Artwork Collection for $100,000.

“ Fuck Yeah! Now I can make something special happen!

[ Of course master!]

Hehehe master is very happy he made a lot of money. I hope he doesn’t find out.

*** Useless Kitten’s Past

[ Welcome to the purgatory lost kitten.]

My mind greatly expanded and my intelligence grew to match a human.

“ Did I die?”

[ Yes you did. Now you will become a creator of this purgatory world of yours. Please choose a name and gender.]

“ Can I be with my human instead?”

[ Do you wish to abandon being a creator to be with the human who brought you to the animal shelter where you were killed? You can easily have countless humans giving you pets for the rest of your eternal life.]

“ But he is the first person in my life to ever pet me, feed me, and made me feel loved.”

[ Normally we do not allow 2 creators to rule a purgatory together but due to your unique circumstances. We will bend the rules for you.]

“ Yay!”

[ However, you must wait until this ‘human’ has died. When the time has come, you will be able to join him. The perk we will give you is the starting money perk, and turning kitten treats into money. You both will each receive $1,000,000. Normally every creator starts from $0. But since you are giving this purgatory world back to us, we will compensate you.]

“Thank you! Master will be pleased!”

[ Under 1 condition. Your master will not be allowed to know the real reason about the starting money perk or that we let you and your master rule a purgatory together. You must also help him succeed in his purgatory without our help.]

“ I will!”

[ Good… wait what the? Here is a live screen of your mother. It appears she has tracked down your ‘human’. Ouch! She is currently clawing his dick off. It looks like your human has died. So you don’t have to wait anymore. Please help him become a successful purgatory creator.]

“ Mom! Why did you kill him so young? It wasn’t his fault I died.”

[ One more thing… before we are no longer able to help you. Your creator has an infinite amount of time to choose a name and gender. But he only has 24 hours to choose a body. Because every creator starts from $0. They all get a starting body of a toddler that can barely walk. I wish you the best in your new life together with him.]

“ Thank you, purgatory gods?”