*** Never

I don’t know who the fuck bought my shitty ass artwork for $100,000 on the Free Shop.

But it got me out of depression.

Finally, something good has happened.

Open Shop.

I should have been smarter with my starting money. This time I learned my lesson from being scammed on the Free Shop. Buying things on the Official Shop is the only way now.

• You have purchased the Average Doll for $100,000.

The average doll drops in front of me. I do want a real woman instead but it’s not possible at the moment. So sexy.

[ MASTER WHAT ARE YOU DOING!]

“ Fucking my new doll, that’s what. Now look away.”

[I’m ashamed you will stoop this low. You still have 24 hours remaining to return the sex doll for a 100% refund!]

“Nah, I’m done trying my hardest now. I rather take the easy way out.”

[ Please master, reconsider, and fuck real women!]

“ I will give you some more belly rubs another time. I’m busy now.”

[ I will not let you fall this low master… I will make Bubuga chase you until you give back this doll.]

“ What why? I’m still giving you pets, aren’t I? Please let me enjoy my manhood at least once in my life. I died as a virgin you know.”

[ I know… my mother killed you.]

“...”

- You have returned the Average Doll for $100,000.

Fuck… I’m going to remain a virgin forever.

[ Thank you master.]

Open Status.

“ Why are you hiding your money from me? Don’t tell me you found a secret way of making money”

[ It’s a secret master.]

“ Show me your money or else I will buy back the sex doll.”

[ Open Money Wallet.]

“ I knew it… it was you.”

[ Master you were so depressed and I want you to be happier!]

• You have sent $100,000 back to your Useless Kitten.

“ It’s your money and I was the idiot who spent all of his. You don’t have to do this for me.”

[But… I love you Master Never!]

“ I love you too my Useless Kitten.”