Ch 69 The First Game ( part 1 )
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Blue Melon Farm
Day: 26
Daily Income: $495,000
Purgatory Money: $8,111,715

$10,000,000 is the goal. Almost there so we can start our Asterie Drink Factory.

It’s been 7 days since Lumi left Super Clean.

[ Maaaster! When will Lumi come back to me!?] Kitten is rubbing her snotty nose all over me. There is a huge snot line coming out.

“ Stay back! Your snot is getting all over me!”

Kitten ignores me, [ Maaaassterrrr!!!] as she keeps rubbing her snotty nose all over my body.

I am trying to run away from her but her stats are higher than mine.

Looking over to my side, Bubuga and Sarya are pretending not to laugh. They are covering their mouth with their hands. They are laughing.

My eyes are begging for them to step in and stop Kitten from getting her snot all over me.

After a couple of minutes, they step in to pull the Kitten off me. Even though Sarya should have the best stats here, she is struggling to hold back Kitten. Kitten’s snot gets all over the 3 of us as she snot hugs while crying about Lumi.

I can’t believe Kitten misses Lumi this much.

10 minutes of Kitten snotting all over us.

Kitten naps on my back as I am laying on the floor.

“ Haaah it’s finally over…”

“ That was cute,” smiles Bubuga.

“ Yeah, let’s get clean,” says Sarya.

Together my harem members help wash my body and Kitten in our cleaning pool. Although Sarya is always sneaking in a quick hand stroke on my dick and rubbing her boobs all over my body. Bubuga is taking cleaning time seriously, as she washes the sleeping Kitten and stops Sarya from sexually stimulating me.

It’s not like I’m doing nothing… I keep a balance on cleaning myself and sexually playing around with Sarya. Fondling her nice boobs and ass here and there. Bubuga comes over and we clean ourselves seriously.

“ Sarya,” sighs Bubuga. “ This is cleaning-time… do this in sex-time okay?”

“ Awww but my husband wants this,” replies Sarya.

They both glare at each other.

Grabbing Sarya’s nice ass and giving it a nice squeeze. “ I agree with Bubuga. Let’s do this in sex-time instead. I know you love doing these things Sarya…but try not to.”

“ ...alright husband,” pouts Sarya.

Bubuga smiles in victory.

After cleaning ourselves, we get back to my room and into the heavenly soft bed. All of us are sitting together with Kitten napping on a pillow. Sarya is sitting to my left with Bubuga sitting on my right. They both snuggle close to me.

It’s time to check our stats again. Today is going to be our first purgatory game ever. It is the event Aleesia told us about before. Every 100 days, all the purgatory worlds will get matched with each other and compete in random events and rewards.

Open Status.

( numbers in brackets are stat points gained since the last chapter reveal.)

Creator Name: Never (male)    
Stats:      
Strength: 41 (+7) Intelligence: 54 (+16)
Dexterity: 21 (+4) Wisdom: 1
Agility: 12 Perception: 8
Endurance: 29 Charisma: 300 CAPPED
     Luck:   1

Looking good, my intelligence surpassed my strength. My mental maths skills are pretty sharp now, I can multiply 230 x 294 = 67,620 instantly. When you reach 300 intelligence, you can compute numbers like a calculator. I will be able to mental math bigger numbers, exponents, square roots, trigonometry, and many more math functions. Also, I can’t wait to get 300 intelligence to unlock magical powers.

Strength is wonderful. I can do physical tasks faster and I am stronger at it. You can never get tired as long as you have the life energy to continue. Sleep is also not needed so you can be productive forever. Although sleeping is still a very nice thing to do.

Looking at Bubuga’s stats.

( numbers in brackets are stat points gained since the last chapter reveal.)

Name: Bubuga (female)    
Stats:      
Strength: 82 (+35) Intelligence: 230 (+22)
Dexterity: 48 (+21) Wisdom: 52 (new)
Agility: 25 (new) Perception: 119 (new)
Endurance: 300 CAPPED Charisma: 300 CAPPED
     Luck:  42,923

Bubuga’s stats are amazing as always. Hopefully I can become as intelligent as her soon. It feels like my harem members are babying me too much.

Looking at Sarya’s stats.

Name: Sarya (female)    
Stats:      
Strength: 300 CAPPED Intelligence: 300 CAPPED
Dexterity: 300 CAPPED Wisdom: 300 CAPPED
Agility: 300 CAPPED Perception: 300 CAPPED
Endurance: 300 CAPPED Charisma: 1,000 CAPPED
     Luck:  26

As expected Sarya is maxed out on everything. She is the most powerful member of Super Clean Landfill. Although she isn’t an official member yet.

After looking over our stats with some discussions together. We resume our training.

  • Purgatory games will commence in 1 hour. You and your team will be teleported to the event games. If you reject the challenges, the opposing purgatory will reap all the rewards.
  • Matchmaking is completed...
  • Bottom-Ranked Super Clean Landfill vs Ranked 1 SnowFall Sanctuary.

[ Yay we can see Lumi again!]

“...Rigged matchmaking. We are going to lose everything.”

[ Don’t worry, Lumi will lose on purpose for us!]

“ I hope so… I have a feeling she won’t lose on purpose against me though.”

“ Yes,” nods Bubuga. “ We should have Kitten participate in all the challenges so Lumi loses every single one of them. We will take all the rewards!”

“ That’s right! Let’s do that!”

[ But I want Master to join the games with me… or else I’m not playing in any events.]

“ Please Kitten… this is our only chance.”

[ Lumi will go easy. We can all have fun!]

  • Kitten has assigned the team members for Super Clean Landfill to participate in the games. 4 members being
    1 - Creator Useless Kitten
    2 - Creator Never
    3 - Bubuga
    4 - Sarya

“ What are you doing! I’m removing myself.”

  • Error. Team members cannot be removed once assigned. Please contact the administrators for help.

“ ……. And we can’t even contact the admins for help either….”

[ Let’s have fun Master!]

When your co-creator ignores your winning strategy proposed by Bubuga and just makes the losing team to partake in the purgatory games.

This can’t be…

“ Well... guess we just have to do our best,” smiles Bubuga.

“ I’m part of the team?” wonders Sarya. “ I’m surprised that the admins allow it since I’m still an outsider here.”

...

  • Teleportation commencing...
  • Team Super Clean Landfill has been teleported to the purgatory games ( location hidden)

Upon arriving, we are inside a huge building complex. It’s like those fancy recreational center with an open spacious lobby. There are a few tables and chairs dotted around for you to sit and relax in. Looking outside the giant glass walls, there are many other interesting looking buildings and contraptions outside.

Everything is so new and different from my usual world of all white. It took me a good few minutes to take in my surroundings. Bubuga is similar but Sarya is not surprised at our new sights.

Kitten adores the sights before spotting team Snowfall Sanctuary. There is nobody here except for us and them. Lumi and 3 of her team members. One of them is Neige, the giant snow-teddy-bear. There is a mysterious 2-meter tall figure with a white cloak concealing his or her body. Then lastly a normal-sized white fox with 4 tails.

Lumi’s team is all white. She sure does loves the color white.

4 vs 4.

[ LUMI!] Kitten runs over to her before crashing into an invisible wall, falling over.

♥ KITTEN! ♥ Lumi also runs to Kitten and crashes into the invisible wall, falling over.

“ Welcome Team SCL ( super clean landfill) and Team SS ( Snowfall Sanctuary),” greets a green shadow. He or she is probably the administrator in charge of our purgatory match. “ There are 10 different events for you to partake in. Have fun winning or losing because I don’t give a shit. Lumi you can handle it from here. I’m going to just smoke weed all day.”

♥ Thanks, I will make sure we all have fun together. Especially for Kitten!♥

The power of Lumi’s influences and her rigging antics.

Lumi gives everyone a card that displays a holographic screen for all the games to be played.

1. Eating Contest 1v1

Description: Whoever can eat the most burdog in 20 minutes wins.

Reward: + 10,000 burdog food ( +100 life energy)

2. Vampire Cupid Simulator 4v4

Description: The team that matches the most vampire couples in 1-hour wins.

Reward: + 100 charisma, + 10% of your current money.

3. Team Jenga 2v2

Description: Jenga.

Reward: + 10 perception, + 10 dexterity, also + 100 jenga box.

4. Tank Battle 4v4

Description: Annihilate the enemy.

Reward: +10 soldiers of your choice ( humans, elves, dwarves...etc)

5. Maze Puzzle 3v3

Description: 3 team members in 3 different life-size isolated mazes. All 3 must solve the puzzles first before the other team. Cooperation is key to solving all 3 puzzle games.

Reward: + 10 intelligence, + 10 wisdom, + 10 perception, + 10 agility, + 10 dexterity.

6. 10 Dimensional Monster Chess 1v1

Description: Team Super Clean Landfill are too stupid to understand how to play this.

Reward: + 100 intelligence

7. Snow-board Race 4v4

Description: Whoever reaches 1st place wins the game for their team.

Reward: Your current money gets doubled.

8. Snow-Ball Fight 4v4

Description: Knock out the enemy team or make them surrender.

Reward: + 20 snow machines.

9. Snow-Sculpture 2v2

Description: Make the best snow-sculpture to impress the judge (Lumi)!

Reward: +100 dexterity

10. Creators’s Duel 1 v 1 ( error… 2 v 1 )

Description: You win if your opponent’s hp is 0 or they give up.

Reward: +20 to all stats except Luck.

 

The rewards are so juicy. There are no downsides to losing at all. We can lose every single game without it affecting us but that would suck. I want to win and our only hope is for Lumi to give Kitten some free wins.

“ Kitten we are going to put you in every single game to make Lumi give us all these free wins.”

[ Bad Master! That is not how you have fun!]

“... alright I get it… let’s play…. even though we will lose everything.”

[ Have fun okay? Doesn’t matter if we lose.]

Bubuga and Sarya comfort me with their hugs as we make our way to the first game Eating Contest 1v1. Sarya loves using her boobs while Bubuga is more proper with me in public.

We enter a room with 2 tables full of exotic food. There is a color line separating the 2 sides and the invisible wall prevents both teams from interfering with one another.

All of that food looks so fucking good. Eating blue melons every day is not a fun life at all. Maybe I should go first?

[ MASTER! I WANT TO GO FIRST!]

“ Yes a free win!...err I mean… do your best!”

[ I will!]

Kitten does have the 2nd best stat in our team next to Sarya. But will her small body let her eat a lot of food?

♥ KITTEN!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!♥

[ I love you too Lumi!]

They are staring at each other from opposite sides of the invisible walls like 2 long lost lovers.

♥ I’m sorry but Neige is playing this first game, please do your best my cutie!♥

[ Okay!]

The 2 contestants sit at their respective tables while the judge Lumi signals the start of the game. Lumi being the judge and the contestant of her team…This is rigged….

Eating Contest 1v1

Kitten vs Neige

♥ Start!♥

Kitten starts munching ferociously without stopping.

On the other hand, Neige is just sitting there doing nothing. I thought Neige would have the upper hand since she is a 6-meter tall giant snow-teddy-bear. Just 1 bite of her huge mouth would instantly close the gap between them and put Neige far ahead.

A monitor is floating above them showing us the amount of good eaten displayed in Kilograms( kg).

(SCL) Food Eaten (SS) Food Eaten
Kitten: 2.2kg Neige: 0kg

We are cheering on Kitten before she starts slowing down. A huge stomach bulge on Kitten is making her unable to touch the ground with her paws.

[ …. It’s so good, I want to eat more but my stomac-] Kitten falls asleep midway through eating.

Neige hasn’t even touched her food yet and there are 5 minutes left.

We will get this win!

All of a sudden, Neige uses her giant paws to scarf down a ton of food into her mouth. She doesn’t even chew anything, it just goes straight down her mouth. Soon she sucks her entire table worth of food cleanly.

(SCL) Food Eaten (SS) Food Eaten
Kitten: 25.4kg Neige: 1,000kg

However, the match isn’t over yet. Another 1,000 kg worth of food appears on Neige’s table again. It seems like there is an infinite amount of food for you to eat to beat your opponent.

When the timer is about to drop to 0, Neige vomits out the entire 1,000 kg of food giving her a score of 0kg food eaten. All of her vomited food is still intact in perfect condition. You wouldn’t even know if Neige ate it or not.

♥ And the winner is Kitten!♥

Lumi tries to run up to hug the sleeping Kitten but is blocked by the invisible wall again. It’s funny watching her keep on hitting the wall and bouncing off it.

Sarya picks up the sleeping Kitten in her arms, “ You did amazingly well Kitten. We will win the next games in your honor.”

We are extremely outmatched by Lumi’s team members and there is no way that Lumi would go easy on me. Even then, we are going to do our hardest to win.

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