I don't own dragonball I only own the original characters

It's been about a 30 days since I was born, strangely enough whatever my new specie is, it obviously seems to grow really fast seeing as I am already able to stay awake as long as I want and don't need to be breastfed anymore, heck if it wasn't for the fact that I am still really small, I would have probably left already.

Of course it wasn't like I was doing nothing for the last 30 days, amazingly enough it seems like by covering my hands in energy I can punch really hard and I can run really fast by covering my legs in energy, not that my monkey parents seem to give a damn fuck about it.

On the thirty third day it seemed like something special was going on, since they dragged me outside their cave. Where I notice that there are other caves next to our cave as well, and a lot of monkeys seem to be parents as well as they also dragging their children who are about my size somewhere far into the forest.

All the parent and children monkeys seem to be gathered in a strange clearing where the children are placed in front of a golden monkey.

It took a while for all the monkeys to come to the gathering, seeing as we all just sat there, me with all the other baby monkeys and all the parent monkeys where somewhere else.

Then something happened that I was never expecting.

Golden Monkey "Me kakarot leader ... weaklings test ... too weak die ... strong weaklings live*growwww* "

Now I might not be the sharpest tool in the box, but even I know that when you see a golden monkey that's called kakarot and shoots laser from its mouth, chances are that you are in the world of dragonball. Even if this kakarot is not the iconic character son goku. 

But shouldn't the saiyan monkey be really big like a kucking giant, fuck of course everything is giant size in sadala or the saiyans would have finished eating everything edible on the planet buy now. 

Is the planet even called sadala yet, I mean the planet should be named after the first humanoid saiyan monkey Sadala.

Ok, I can think about the anime later, my first priority should be surviving what ever test they give me, because I really don't want to know what saiyans did to children who were to weak before king vegeta came up with the idea of infiltrator babies.