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'Shit! I just realized I almost died.' I started panicking. 'How can I be that stupid to think could fight a fucking giant monster... And worse, using my bare fists!'

[Hey, in the end you won, the how it doesn't matter.]

Is it me or is it a little tight in here? I'm... I can't breathe...

[Change on host confirmed, detecting... Detected! Host is experiencing a panic attack... Stop! Initiating counter... I said stop!]

"I... can't...

[Calm down... Take a deep breath... System... You almost died, yes... Overr... But you're still alive, the worst is over already...]

Listening to Tiamat's voice in my head along with another one like hers but more mechanized, my breathing slowly calmed down.

[Id confirmed T.I.A.M.A.T, host shutdown aborted... Finally, I hate it when it does that!]

[Nameless acquired a skill! Meditation (beginner)]

[Meditation activated! Host enters the calm mind state Hp/Mp slowly regenerating.]

'What... What happened?'.

[The system almost shot you with a dragon tranquilizer, that's what... Sigh! Try to calm down okay? I know this is hard for you, but thinking about what happened won't help you...]

"But, I almost...

[WON'T. HELP. YOU! I know it's hard, heck I do have all your memories, so i know! but if you want to survive it's better to thoughen up and move forwards.]

Sigh! 'You... You're right, sorry...'

[Good! Now, don't make me act like your baby sitter again, or I'll be the one putting you to sleep next time with the dragon tranquilizer! I'm too young and too pretty for this.]

'Wait... What...'

[Don't worry about it. Here, I have something that will cheer you up, look... You just got a skill!]

Meditation (Beginner) - calms the mind and increases Hp/Mp regeneration during the duration of the skill - host need to be seated for the skill to activate.

[This is a good one, it will help you heal your wounds faster.]

'Eh... What's that robotic voice of yours?'

[Huh?]
[...Oh! That's... Not me. Announcements are made by the system, I'm part of the system but uh... Its hard to explain, just go with it, Okay?]

'I think I understand... that's just an automatic part of the system that controls the menu, right?'

[I guess it's not that hard to explain if you put it like that...]

"I know what a menu is. I've played video games before, you know? I thought you had all my memories, you should know about this.

[Just because I have all your memories doesn't mean I go there just to see when you had your first long bath, or when you broke your arm when you tried to jump out a window to run away from a cat... Really? Actually I think I'll go see that later.]

'D-don't, I get it don't go there to see that stuff.' I said blushing red as a tomato.

[Seriously, a cat?] The cheeky girl smirked in my mind.

'I was FIVE! And the neighbors cat was evil... Why I'm talking to you about this you just gonna watch it anyway.'

[Oh you can bet your tail I am.]

'Uhh...' Checking my status again, to try to distract me from the girl seeing my most embarrassing memories in my head, I see something that went unnoticed before. 'Hey, Tiamat?'

[Uh? Don't call me now, I'm in the best part, seeing how your first date with a girl was disastrously bad...]

'Wha... don't see that... No, what I want to ask is, what is this skill point in my status is about and how do I use it?'

[Heh... Weren't you the gamer who knew everything about menus? why don't you try to figure it out?]

'Don't be cheeky and just tell me already.' I rolled my eyes. 'Isn't this like, your only job?'

[You don't have to be rude, but since you're showing me all your embarrassing memories I'll help you this time.]

'Showing you? More like you invaded my memories, like you're watching funny internet videos.'

[What was that?]

'uh... nothing?'

[Thought so, here... you can use your skill point to choose one skill from this menu, they change every level, and you can't change it so choose wisely, and don't bother me for a while I wanna see how ur mom made you wear that big mommy's boy sweater on school.]

'you little... Do as she says and don't think about it... you can do it man.' I thought trying not to pay attention to the girl laughing inside my head. 'Now, time to check some skills.'

+ 1 Atribute point of your choice (Because there is no such thing as too many atributes!)- Cost 1 skill Point.
Iron Scales (Beginner) - Increases the defense of your scales (Why use armor when you can become armor itself!) - Passive Skill - Cost 1 skill Point.
Iron Jaws (Beginner) -Increases the attack power of your jaw (Use your jaw to cut even the strongest iron!) - Passive Skill - Cost 1 skill Point.
Roar - Use all your power to roar and make your enemies tremble, reduce defense from enemies of lower level than the host, enemies of the same level or higher has the reduced effect (Hear my Roar!)- 10 Mp - Spell - Cost 1 skill Point.
Burning Hands Lv1 - Creates a fire cover on your hands, causing fire damage and burn on your enemies, can be used with a weapon, the weapon can be damaged (Because you always need more firepower!) - 1 Mp/s - Spell - Cost 1 skill Point.

 

'What to choose...'

 

 

 

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