< Episode 8 >

Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Clack! Wooddodododok! Pishit! Chaa-aaaaa-aaaaa!

From the twisted, bent, and contorted limbs, a dark red blood gushed out like wringing a dry mop, from the deformed and compressed arm

"The fucking spell isn't working."

I should have made up my own plausible incantation if I had known this would happen.

My arm, now a mangled mess, had returned under my control, having escaped the intense pressure, but it had already shrunk to the size of a three-year-old's arm, making it insignificant and unimpressive.

But this too shall pass. Even Jesus, nailed to the cross and mocked, suffered pain that seemed like it would never end, as a spear pierced his side.

But didn't you ultimately succeed in the three-day, four-night resurrection of Zonber? Of course, among the twelve apostles who never got on the Jesus Coin, Thomas eventually asked if he would look into the hole in Jesus' side, and it is said that he ascended after finally believing.

So what I'm trying to say is, even these all-encompassing desperate situations are not eternal.

Eternity itself represents the ultimate uncertainty. Because no one knows how it will end or how it will change, 'eternity' along with 'the end' is truly the epitome of the two extremes.

Unfortunately, in this material world, only the end exists, so eternity must be found in the hell or heaven over there.

Even if, for instance, cockroaches, spiders, centipedes, grasshoppers, and fleas, crawling out from every corner of the building, approach me one by one.

Because I knew that only the end, not eternity, existed, I wailed with all my might.

"Peace like a river to me! Peace like a river to me! Peace like a river to me!"

If you don't want a square jaw, we all need to have the right eating habits.

According to my metaphysical yet incomplete and unsound illogical conjecture, it is said to be very bad when the upper and lower teeth fit perfectly when chewing something. If one has such a structure where the teeth and jaw joints collide firmly, it not only negatively affects the facial muscles, but there is also a risk that the teeth colliding with strong biting force could be significantly damaged.

Dr. Soldier76, a renowned dentist in the United States, once said that meticulous care of teeth and jaw joints is the first step towards maintaining health.

No matter how much you chew and chew and chew, those stubborn lumps of bugs won't go away. And what's the use of having perfectly clean teeth and strong jaw joints without a single cavity? There's no need to ask, because everyone already knows the answer.

That loser is mumbling to himself again, spouting common knowledge that everyone else knows. What an unpleasant guy. I wish he'd just leave our village right now.

Can I truly feel the peace of a river? When I go to the river to wash, while I become clean, the river water becomes dirty, so strictly speaking, it's not the peace of a river. It could be called the peace of environmental pollution.

Then, if we enjoy a picnic by the river and take in the scenery, can we find peace of mind as deep and serene as the river itself?

Then why do they all go diving into the Han River when life doesn't go their way even a little bit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus said to enjoy the peace like a river, not to rest in the river!

Actually, it was River In Peace, not Rest In Peace! Wow, what an unimaginable identity! Sexsexpubichair!

I am a dung beetle crawling into my mouth. I have no friends, but I'm just a clueless bastard crawling in anyway. I've never been invited to a birthday party, and I've never thrown one either, a bug even worse than a dung beetle.

March together, all of you! Let the sound of the horn echo from the heavens to the ends of the earth, shrill and piercing, biri-biri-biri-biri! Those who retreat shall be executed! I am the executioner!

Long, long ago, in a time so distant it's almost forgotten, there were creatures who lived in a world of their own, laughing and playing. They were so cunning and self-absorbed that they didn't even notice when my mother was dying, only caring about feasting on the finest delicacies among themselves. And what did they offer me? A bowl of fried worms, pretending it was meat. Oh, how I miss my departed lord! There have been so many lords who have slept beside me that I can't remember them all, but still!

 Still!

Since a true man like me once held the streets like a little bastard's balls, isn't it because of talents like me that this country is doing well? Huh? So shouldn't I be given a damn award? Why the hell is this scumbag crawling in? Oh, how delightful, delightful! Lord Buddha, please bless me, bless me! Raise your hand, you fool!

Kyaaarrrk thud! Dungkiirrrk thud! Tuhahaaaaaat cha! Oh, everyone in the neighborhood must have heard that! I've been living here for, well, you know, roughly this long, and now some tiny little brat comes along and ruins everything, wouldn't you say? I quickly dashed out and showed them a thing or two by throwing myself into the fray, didn't I? Everyone, one! Bapbapbapbap bapbapbapbap! All together, two! Do you know? Do you know?

I shouldn't have done that. That damn thing was answering back to my lord, who was as high as the heavens, like a bratty child. It was sly, oh so sly, but on the other hand, I thought democracy in this country was dead. My feelings at that time were beyond words! The family was falling apart! Society was falling apart! My heart was falling apart! That woman's head was falling apart!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the concrete deep in that sea!

 Square Square Fish Food!

Caught showing off without even knowing the subject!

 Square Square Fish Food!

 Caught by the organization and treated like a crow!

 Square Square Fish Food!

 "Square Square Fish Food!"

Square Square Fish Food~ Square Square Fish Food~ Square Square Fish Food~

 Squares!

 Fish food!

 "Bilirilirilirili Bili Bilirilirili!"

Oh! I'm ready! Like Petman falling, my beats will drop! Tighten and stretch, drop the beat!

Swish! Shush! Shush! Swish! Shit! Swish! Fuck! Shush! Roma! Shush!

The cold, metallic sensation churning inside me is smoother than the woman's skin, and it tears my flesh apart as fiercely as the love that slips away! Ooooo! Eternal friend! Oooooooo! Happy heart!

 Oh!

It was too late after I realized that drowning Leo in milk was an act that would be worth being beaten to death. Do you hear me? The lament of the former Oreo, now reduced to just "Oh," due to the omission of "Le"?

They must always be together. If you dip an Oreo in milk, a terrible meltdown occurs where even the original shape is lost. But if you place an Oreo on your charming tongue, then nibble it with your adorable teeth, the Oreo can finally enjoy a stable and fulfilling retirement. If you were to share a deep kiss with someone like that, it would surely taste like Oreo.

Stand up! Stand up, Han Dae-ri! (I am a Man BGM)

Here you are, Han Daeri. You've been through a lot since you quit your job and started doing all this. If you say you believe in Jesus, they'll shoot you, and if you say you don't, they'll make you a fool. Now, which one is heaven and which one is hell?

Beep! The door to exit is on the right, the right is light. Because that is the right. (Nods head proudly)

There is a space on the right that is surprisingly as large as the right door itself. I thought you all might not know, so I'm telling you this time only. (Winks and exits)

Umsst! Umssts! Pusshoo ha! Chiki chiki pwoooooom! Yo, listen listen I can't listen! (52, saying listen listen but can't listen)

You who boldly entered from there! Now you face a fate of utter ruin! If you die here, there will be no trace! If you perish here, there will be no remains!

What I wanted to be was a dreamy child! But the world, despicably, indulged in child abuse! Me, tormented by fact violence! In the end, I couldn't become that dreamy child and died as an adult!

In fact, that girl is Hyun-seok's daughter. If a wife feels lonely, isn't it natural for her to have an affair? Why are you being so stingy as a husband? After all, she's pretty and good because she doesn't resemble you! Isn't that enough if it's good? Don't you know the saying, "If you can't avoid it, enjoy it"? How ignorant! You're Seo-seong-han! I'm Seo-yeon-go! Don't you know that even if the surnames are the same, the class is different?! Isn't that the honest part to admit? Yeah, I admit it~ Do you even know how to write the character for 'admit'? Ha! Just as I thought, you're not a liberal arts major!

 Sex.

"Let's all sing together! Hymn 301! What we have lived through so far!"

The grace of Your great love that has sustained me until now~(grace)

How can I describe the boundless love of the Lord~(describe it)?

Watch your hands at all times~(Watch them)

May all things prosper within the week~(within the week)

Body oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Heart oh oh oh oh oh oh Fragile ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

I got new strength aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm alive aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"Is Your grace sufficient! Is it sufficient?!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 It's enoughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 

 Hallelujah! Oh, hallelujah! HalleluYeah!

Come forth before the Lord Jesus! Even the worms, come forth! The spirits, come forth! A single representative, come forth! Let us all sing praises together!

"You! Me! Us! This means the Holy Father! The Holy Son! The Holy Spirit! Do you believe in Jesus?!"

I belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve!

 "Can't hear you well~!"

Yes, yes, Mr. Han!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Then, one by one, come forward and present your certificates, comrades."

The first to emerge was an old man of shabby and wretched appearance, and I stamped his certificate with the 'Heaven' seal.

"Always pray for Comrade Jesus Christ."

 "Oh, thank you, Teacher!"

"I will always be watching over my comrade."

The comrades, their empty passports stamped with the heavenly seal, rejoiced and leaped with joy as they boarded the plane to paradise, seemingly aware that although their direction differed from that of their next-door neighbor's father heading to America, their destination was the same.

 "Do you repent for having killed your wife?"

 I am reflecting.

 "Then you stand up too!"

I proudly stamped the Heavenly Seal on him, who had suddenly risen up.

Are you reflecting on the fact that you neglected your husband and got caught cheating, leading to your death? If so, let's say a word of apology to your still-living husband.

"Me, me, me....You crazy bastard, you started it first!"

"Do you really want to go into the propaganda unit, comrade?"

 "I'm sorry, honey!"

"Then you too are heaven! Approach the Lord Jesus and swear never to commit adultery again! Shed tears before Him to prove your purity!"

 "Gladly!"

A pure child who had to die as an adult without ever realizing his dream came up to me.

"Poor and pitiful creature. But judging by your appearance, even if you had gone that way, you wouldn't have achieved any particular dream. Do you repent for your sins of weaving vain dreams, falling apart, and taking it out on others?"

 "Kabiyakakka~"

But the Heaven's Gate is still alive, kid. Watch closely.

I stamped "Truly Heaven" on his forehead.

Go directly to Jesus, who made you that way, and inquire about A/S. Next!

I stood the thug who had been knocked into the sea for the last time and the once-dominant thug of the marketplace side by side in front of me.

The gourd-shaped guys, looking similar to each other, were arguing, each claiming to be superior. I snapped at them, saying that even the strongest among them was no match for the Power Jesus.

If you guys, who once ruled the underworld, don't know, that would be strange. Nazareth.J.Christ. His aliases are many: Nazareth Monkey Wrench, Jerusalem Whip Maker, Longinus Spear Manufacturer, and so on. But the most famous of all is, of course, Jesus Christ. Can you be like Peter, the brave one who draws his sword in Jesus's stead? Can you be as bold as Judas, who went to betray Jesus with a firm handshake?

 "That's right!"

 "No problem at all!"

"Then you too are bound for heaven. Strive to enter as one of His new disciples."

When the last stamp was pressed, I opened my eyes in the dilapidated building where sunlight filtered through.

 "Ptooey!"

Only after spitting out the bugs that had filled his mouth could he rise, disheveled and disoriented.