SirGuillotine Today at 5:18 AM

Hello. You are TruckNuts, correct?

Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:20 AM

yeah. wut u want?

SirGuillotine Today at 5:20 AM

I heard you fought the guards at Elden Keep?

I think we are a hacker!

Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:25 AM

???

SirGuillotine Today at 5:25 AM

Sorry. Bad translation.

A guard can be a pirate, you know.

Respawn was way too fast

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Hello?

Big Butt Maniac Today at 6:20 AM

hey, man, i got a life.

don't got time to talk 2 kids online

+ it late

SirGuillotine Today at 6:21 AM

Fine.

Can we talk in the evening?

Big Butt Maniac Today at 6:21 AM

I guess

SirGuillotine Today at 5:07 PM

Is it a good time for you now?

Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:36 PM

this again?

what do u want

SirGuillotine Today at 5:37 PM

The hacker!

Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:40 PM

wut

SirGuillotine Today at 5:40 PM

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Scroll up.

Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:40 PM

o

Elden Keep?

I fought there...

SirGuillotine Today at 5:41 PM

Yes! The one with a spear, I think, is the hacker.

I'm not sure about the new {Archer} however. He was not there the last time I fought the hacker.

He could be an NPC

Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:45 PM

???

archer?

I got scorched by a Fire Mage!

SirGuillotine Today at 5:46 PM

That is very odd.

I was struck by stone arrows; there was no magic

Maybe you were mistaken?

Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:46 PM

paid 50 gold fo some cheap-ass burn cream

thnk id remembr that

SirGuillotine Today at 5:50 PM

Hmm. When did you fight the hacker and the mage?

Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:52 PM

I dunno

like, two days ago?

i don keep track

anyway, why do u keep calling the gaurd a hacker?

u heard about P!gL3t?

SirGuillotine Today at 5:52 PM

I fought the hacker yesterday. The mage and archer must've switched then. Or the game could've switched them if they were NPCs

Who is that? The name of the guard hacker?

Big Butt Maniac Today at 6:00 PM

nah

he's some weirdo whos into npcs n shit

heard him raning about coding some npc uprising or something

think the Elden Keep guar wus his 1st test

SirGuillotine Today at 6:00 PM

There's nothing worse than a hacker who messes with NPCs respawn times!

The guard came back as fast as a player!

Big Butt Maniac Today at 6:02 PM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i guess

SirGuillotine Today at 6:03 PM

We've got to do something about this!

Big Butt Maniac Today at 6:03 PM

y

SirGuillotine Today at 6:04 PM

Because that's

It's just...wrong

Big Butt Maniac Today at 6:10 PM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

tell an admin or sumthing

i dont relaly care

not sure i wanna mess w/ P!gL3t anyway

SirGuillotine Today at 6:11 PM

Don't you want revenge?

Big Butt Maniac Today at 6:11 PM

its whatever, man

im not going g back to Elden Keep anyway

not my problem

SirGuillotine Today at 6:15 PM

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Fine

Can you at least give me the names of other people who've recently fought there?

SirGuillotine Today at 9:30 PM

Hello?

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I'll do it myself then...