My fridge! NO! I was gonna eat that you dumb fuck! WHY?! Thoughts like that ran through my head as I waited for the asshole that caused them to run around my head in the first place.

“nothing special here huh?”

Notice me. Come on! Notice the dead body that's wrapped up in clothing! I'll show you what's special here. You piece of shit. Strange that I feel no fear.

[According to the comic books that was scattered here two years ago, Xenomorphs know no fear.]

Two years?! That's how long I was out? What happened to them?! Did someone steal them?!

[Of course not. Did you forget the fact that this place is heavily barricaded? They are gone yes. But not stolen. Your comic books probably rotten away.]

Ever heard of the thing called a window? No? Then let me explain! It is convenient air ventilation system that not only you can exit out of but you can also enter! Given the right size obviously.

[Are you perhaps selling me this "convenient ventilation system?]

No, i was a door-to-door salesman back in the day. So it kinda grew on me. But if I was selling it. Will you buy it?

[No]

Speaking of ventilation system. The guy left! Good thing that the hallway outside has vents! I'll follow his trail and drink his blood that's gonna be dripping out of his neck once Im done with him

[Your gonna try to sneak up on him?]

Yep! The color nude afterall, fits well with the green plants that surround us. Good thing I didn't eat yet huh?

[Weren't you mad about the fridge blowing up earlier?]

Thud

Surprisingly enough, not anymore no. I moved on pretty quick.  It's convenient in it's own way.

[The title must be working then.]

The title? What's that? I didn't know about this till now. I have titles? Why didn't you tell me?

[Did you ask? Titles are pretty self explanatory. They give you different boosts on the specific areas that you have acquired them in. Your title "The perfect organism" is there from the start. I think it's designed to turn off your emotions entirely.]

You think? I replied as I lunged at the vines that's blocking my way.

[I do not know what your current species does. I have very little knowledge on them. And since you still felt emotions I currently can't change the title's description. As I am unsure to what it does.]

Huh, that's fair i guess. But the Xenomorph really is a perfect organism though.

[I highly doubt that. Put chlorine on any item that you will use to pierce them and they'll pop.]

You dont know that! You have no knowledge about them in the first place! And even if that's true then wouldn't that mean that their acidic blood will still spray all over you? You'll die with them.

[Perhaps you would also like to go out like that?]

Well, no. I wanna live. Its not like it will happen right?

Right?

Oh hey look the guy that were chasing is down there. I'll gladly eat him. Wait. What's that behind him?

[The thing that got your prey first.]

Those guys are still alive? I thought they went extinct. Will it eat me? You summoned them right? Will it?

[Well, I was part of the group that summoned them yes. But I wasn't the one responsible. That egg is supposed to be my creation. And no, they won't eat you. Since not only are you one of the systems pawn. Your'e also a silicon based lifeform. A.K.A no flesh to eat. Also, this area is cold.]

Thank you for confirming. That's all you needed to do. Not explain the start and reason of the apocalypse. I can't feel the cold and probably resist heat too.

[The influence of the title?]

I dont know. It's because Im a Xenomorph that Im like this. I think?

[So your title.]

I DONT KNOW. Ok?! Geez. Title this title that. Do I even have anymore of them? They dont matter!

[They do, actually. And yes. You have one more called "the systems pawn"]

What does that do? And Im not your pawn. Why do I have it?

[Originally, you should be. But since you have a human mind. It is forbidden for you to be controlled by us. Such things dont matter. So? Does his blood taste good?]

It has no taste. But I do feel like my body is slowly hardening though.

[Good. You better be quick. You have competition.]

Oh yeah... what good does the plant that grows on him do? I get the roots that's currently on his fresh victim. But that's about it?

[It can prevent rotting by providing life force.]

Pretty cool. And that's also the last drop. I highly doubt that I could puncture the body without provoking him. How many kilograms did I get?

[14.52/60 - better start eating rocks. That's your only option.]

Yeah, yeah. I got it.