Prologue- I’ll beat up the reincarnation pool
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(high above the universe sits a young man in glistening and powerful purple and silver armor with a crown of pure energy resting gently on his head, he sits upon a throne made of the most powerful divine beasts with countless beings that would be called gods in lower realms kneeling before him in adoration as he looks around) [authors note- the parentheses will be narration]

MC: 'My name is Yin Xin, I've had many titles over the years such as the "Martial God" "True Immortal" "Peerless Talent" "Harem God" but none of those matter now... FOR I WILL FINALLY HAVE A FAMILY AND A PEACEFUL LIFE!!! Sorry about that, I tend to yell whenever the topic of family is involved, I have a plan to reincarnate and force that hell king to make it put me into another universe, one where it's peaceful enough for me to have a family without worrying about them abandoning me. with this goal in mind I have decided to first give my most important friends my gratitude and wish them well, as for my disciples... I'll write a note.'

(With that thought in mind Yin Xin came down from from his position on the throne of Gods and went to the first world that was on his list.)

*Fate Breaker Sect*

I hovered above the sect I founded many years ago, when we started it was me and my three sworn friends who founded this sect that would very quickly rise to be an almighty power in this world that now held millions of talents hoping for a chance to even become an outer disciple. I still remember the days when I was the sect master, emperors and ancient clan leaders alike would try and curry favor with me to get their children a chance at even sweeping floors, as if their kind hadn't rejected me from having the same opportunity when I was lower than them and had no food or water and was constantly beat to near death by the local gangs. Those days are long behind me now but it is funny how we look fondly upon our minor annoyances when we will never have a chance to relive them.

I sensed the energy of my only living friend from my days as an orphan and quickly flew to where he is, once there I saw him in my old seat with many people sat in the elders chairs

Old Fart: WHO DARES APPEAR BEFORE SECT MASTER?!

I simply smiled gently and looked at the elder who tried to suppress me with his energy

Yin Xin: A mere half step immortal sage dares to suppress me?

The elder suddenly looked fearful and fell back into his seat as I let out a wisp of my apex energy towards him

Old Fart: I-Impossible, how can a young brat like you possess such a high realm level

Milf: Incredible,H-Heaven Breaker realm?! no... much higher

My friend who now looked in his mid thirties laughed, stood up, then bowed

Sect Master: Xiao Jingyu greets Elder Brother

All the elders were shocked by two things, first was that the unrivaled sect master greeted with me with so much respect which means I really am the first sect master, and secondly... he used the nickname I ingrained into him

Middle Aged drunkard: D-Did sect master Jingsha just call himself just call himself Xiao Jingyu?

I laughed and pulled him up from his bow

Yin Xin: Junior Brother we've known each other for hundreds of years, there is no need to bow to me. I must say I am impressed that you were able to reach the advanced heaven breaker realm in a mere 500 years, even with your great abyssal body it still is not something that can be easily achieved, I believe the average time is 2,000 years correct?

Xiao Jingyu: *Grumbles* As if I'd want to hear that from someone who reached this stage in 50 years you silver monster

Yin Xin: *creepy smiling face* What was that Little Whale?

Xiao Jinyu: *Sweating* NOTHING ELDER BROTHER, I was simply wondering what occasion there is to bring you down from the Beyond God realm 

Yin Xin: I've decided to reincarnate into another dimension, one where I can finally achieve my goal

Xiao Jinyu suddenly grew serious with his eyes looking down and his whole body shaking

Xiao Jingyu: So it's that thing huh... no surprise there, you've been obsessed with that thing since we were still living in the slums... are you really ready to sacrifice all your power and prestige for this one goal

Yin Xin: that's correct, even reaching the True Apex realm holds no meaning before this

all the elders: 'what could the strongest being in history be so serious about that he would even give up the peak of martial arts'

Yin Xin: I WILL REINCARNATE INTO A NICE AND PEACEFUL FAMILY AND HAVE A NORMAL LIFE

All of the elders of the sect fell in shock at the fact that the man who had reached the peak in every field was willing to give up everything just to live a normal life 

Xiao Jingyu looked at them with rage in his eyes and started crying 

Xiao Jingyu: YOU GUYS WOULD NEVER GET IT, YOU ALL THAT HAVE FAMILY MEMBERS WOULD NEVER UNDERSTAND THE PAINS OF AN ORPHAN

Xiao Jingyu put his hand on the shoulder of Yin Xin with tears in his eyes and did a thumbs up 

Xiao Jingyu: You go on ahead brother Yin, take anything out of the sects treasury you need to ensure your peaceful life... they're yours 

I looked at my sworn brother for the last time and hugged him, he understood that we may be sworn brothers... but us orphans want a blood related family more than anything. with that final hug I walked away towards the sect treasury and took many pill materials to make medicine to prevent my family dying, several primordial beast tier divine weapons and armors for gifts in the new family, many universal truth level techniques for bedtime readings, and finally I set off to the only other destination before being being reincarnated I needed to visit

*Divine Beast Dimension* 

Once I entered the divine beast realm I whistled using my apex energy which meant that my two dearest allies would be here soon. three seconds after whistling I saw both of my pets in the distance competing to see who would reach me first, they reached the planet where I was at the same time however both were too big to actually fit on the planet in their current forms so they shrank down to my size to speak to me.

On my left was Xiao ya, her appearance now was that of the Holy Creation Wolf with six wings with flawless white fur, sky blue eyes, and large platinum fangs. as she was now she would certainly be tied for the strongest divine beast in creation but I remember when she was a simple white wolf pup, it took many years for him to get to where she is now... the amount of trouble she got into as a pup was not to be underestimated

Xiao ya: Greetings Master, *Happy voice* did you come to play ball?! 

I couldn't help but giggle, as regal as she appeared and tried to act she couldn't help but act like a child, she was only 300 years old after all

Zi Lin, my other pet shot her a quick look of exasperation

Zi Lin: Could you at least attempt to show master the appropriate attitude, Greetings master, Zi lin was eagerly awaiting your next visit

Zi Lin was was the true abyssal dragon of primal energy and she was a little more serious than her younger sister.

I looked at Zi lin with a happy smile and put my hand on her deep purple head and started patting it while she leaned into the patting

Yin Xin: Come now Zi Lin, even though your sister here should be more aware of her title, you could use some fun in your life or else you will become too serious to enjoy eternal life 

Zi lin shyly nodded and cleared her throat

Zi Lin: But Xiao ya asks a fair question, why are you here?

Yin Xin: I've decided, I want to reincarnate into another universe where I can finally have a normal life with a family of my own

they were both shocked by this

Yin Xin: I know, I know, how could I throw away the pea-

Zi Lin & Xiao Ya: HOW COULD YOU LEAVE US!

Yin Xin: Huh?!

ZI Lin and Xiao Ya looked at me with tears in their eyes 

Xiao Ya: D-Did Xiao Ya do somethin bad? Xiao ya promises ta be good, Just-

Xioa ya seemed to be so stressed that she reverted back to her old way of talking

Zi Lin: I promise I won't be so serious, I'LL BE MORE FUN, Just-

Zi Lin & Xiao Ya: -DON'T LEAVE US

I looked at them in shock. I see, I was so blind to my own goal that I forgot about how it would make my dearest ones feel.. however-

Yin Xin: I can't give up on this, I'm sorry but it's not anything you did

They both looked at each other and nodded 

Zi Lin & Xiao Ya: Then take us with you

Yin Xin: EH?! You two do realize that I can't ask you to do that, I would be asking you to give up your divine authority for my selfish desire

Xiao ya: Master may not realize it but we have a wish like you

Zi Lin: we want a family too... but you are the only family we've ever known

They smiled warmly at me and I couldn't help but hug them

Yin Xin: You two are the greatest pets I could ask for. Alright, I can't take you with me as that would likely terrify my birth mother but I can attach a piece of my soul to you and you need to simply follow it to whatever universe I end up in.

They nodded in unison, I bid them farewell and left to my ultimate goal

*Hell Castle, Front Gate*

Yin Xin: HELL KING BASTARD GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE 

when I yelled a large burly man easily the size of a normal house walked out with a great scythe in hand, he stood in an imposing manner and looked around, once he saw there would be no witnesses... he immediately prostrated before me and kissed my boots

Yin Xin: Underworld King Eumo, I see you haven't forgotten our last meeting. also *Kicks him off his feet in anger* GET THE HELL OFF OF ME YOU BURLY OLD MAN

Eumo: GREETINGS APEX LORD, THIS ONE IS REJOICED YOU DECIDED TO PAY MY LOWLY AFTERLIFE A VISIT

Yin Xin: Yeah yeah yeah, listen idiot, I came here because I want you to reincarnate me into another universe

Eumo: Eh?! EHHHHHH?! Y-You surely can't be serious sire, that would reset your strength to extremely low levels

Yin Xin: That's the point, I want to be born into a universe that is as peaceful as possible with my own family, all I need to know is can you do it or not

Eumo: Well to be quite honest sire the great reincarnation pool kept here is what determines that, we just sort the people to throw in and make it more difficult or easier depending on their karma

Yin Xin: That sounds too risky, Just let me go in and beat this reincarnation pool into submission

Eumo was shocked

Eumo: Sir you must be joking! the reincarnation pool contains the cultivation level of every being who has entered it, it is at the very least at the True Apex realm and may even be near the peak of the apex realm

I let part of my Apex Energy out to threaten him

Yin Xin: I will decide what is beyond my level, besides it has to have sentience if it is at the true apex level making this all the more simple

Eumo: How so sire?

Yin Xin: I don't believe there's a thing with sentience that I can't make submit

Eumo: B-Badass

I stormed into the underworld castle and kept walking until I saw it, a lake of liquid that changed colors constantly and seemed to contain memories inside of it if I looked hard enough

Yin Xin: Well then this will be the last time we meet, I should let you know my two pets will be here fairly soon to follow me, I may think you're job is pointless and that the weak shouldn't be reincarnated but... I have nothing, you are useless

I jumped into the pool and swam deeper for what was likely millions of miles until I found the core of the pool, once there I saw an ancient looking man sitting while drinking wine

Yin Xin: May I take it that you are the sentient avatar of the Reincarnation Pool old man?

He looked and me and nodded with a gentle smile then motioned for me to sit into a chair that he manifested

???: I am indeed the physical manifestation of what you call the pool of reincarnation, I have to say I'm astounded

Yin Xin: Don't be, it wasn't that hard to figure out

???: *Chuckles* not by that, but by your strength, you are astonishing, I've been around since the start of this incarnation of the Quánnéng path and have absorbed the cultivation of countless masters from countless universes... but I still cannot imagine taking a single attack from you, have you managed to reach a realm beyond the peak of True Apex?

I was impressed, this old man actually managed to figure it out

Yin Xin: I have, I am three great realms beyond what is the supposed peak of martial arts

???: *shakes head* an absolute monster, you could probably destroy the Quánnéng path and change your own destiny instead of needing me for your goal 

Yin Xin: I could but that would be no different, I could change fate so that another version of me gained a family or that there were no orphans, but I am beyond fate now, I would still be left without a family. look at me, 507 years old, beyond the laws of the Quánnéng path and any law, and I still sound like a selfish child

???: I know you came here expecting a fight but we are both aware of how the outcome of our fight would be so let this old master save himself from some pain and just grant your wish. I will put you into another world where the need for martial arts at this current moment is low. who knows though, they may need your power in the future

Yin Xin: and you'll send my pets when they come? as ruthless as i've had to be to reach the level I am I can't stand the thought of putting those children through the same pain I went through

???: You're a good person Yin Xin, alright I can't actually take away all your cultivation doing this given how much stronger you are, I will set you back to peak Meng realization realm when born, you will get to keep all the items in your soul space as well since I can't change the universe you have grown in there

That should be fine, no matter how peaceful this world is a mere Meng realization realm is barely passing for a 10 year old child, as long as I don't cultivate for a while I should be totally normal in my later years

???: I wish you luck... WAIT WHAT?!

Suddenly as I was being transported my "True Apex Sutra" transformed into another technique radiating even more power "Familial Deity Scripture" 

Yin Xin: OLD MAN?!

???: Incredible... it seems your new life may be even stronger than your current one

Yin Xin: *Is turned into light particles sent off into a dimensional rift* WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY CAAANNNNNTTTT IIIIIIIIII BEEEEE NNNNNOOOOORRRRMMMMAAALLL

all I saw next was darkness for a while until I slowly felt my body start to form, it seems that I am currently in my mothers womb waiting to be born, judging by my progress I seem to be just a few days from being born, I decided first and foremost I needed to check what exactly my new scripture did, if it was an even more powerful form of the true apex sutra I fear for my peaceful life's safety. as I comprehended the technique I started thinking that maybe the Quánnéng path really should've been destroyed by me for this cruel joke. I noticed exactly what the effect of this scripture was the minute I gained conscious after being born and saw the face of a very adorable three year old girl holding me in a very clean room of another universe

Girl: HI BABY BWOTHER I'M YOUR BIG SISI... YIN YUECHAN. YUECHAN WOVES YOU

In that moment I had to be careful as to not accidentally kill my older sister... for I had broken into mortal king realm middle stage

[Authors note- hey guys, how did you like the prologue of this book? I got pretty goof plans for this, I am new to writing on this site but I do write on some other sites, I'm 17 and have a LOT of story ideas but this is just a funny and cute one that I want to start writing, let me know what you think. any questions, comments, concerns. but for the first chapter I guess I should put the stages to cultivation. each one is divided into 4 stages of lower, middle, upper, and peak

Qi Sensing realm

essence gathering realm

Qi & essence Fusing realm

Meng Realization realm (where out MC started as peak)

Mortal King realm (where he is now)

Mortal Venerate realm

Planetary Lord Realm

Planetary Deity Realm (Where the MC was at 17)

Mortal Ascension Realm (There is only one stage put it is typically a bottleneck)

Heavenly Disciple Realm

Heavenly Master Realm

Heavenly Divine Realm (lowest realm of the disciples in Fate Breaker Sect)

Astral Apprentice Realm

Astral Ruler Realm (Inner Disciples)

Demigod Realm

Immortal Sage Realm (Elder)

True Immortal Realm

Heaven Breaker Realm (Xiao Jingyu)

True God Realm (Servants)

God King Realm

Base Apex Realm

True Apex Realm (Reincarnation pool)

???

??? (Mc at his peak)

 

 

 

 

should this be more comedic or more action base, both will be there but just want to know
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