My father burst into the room screaming his final words on the phone

Dad: WELL YOU TELL THE PRIME MINISTER THAT IF HE DOESN'T WANT HIS DAUGHTER TO BE SEARCHED WHEN ENTERING THE SCHOOL THEN HE CAN TELL IT TO ME PERSONALLY! IT WOULD BE JUST AS EASY TO GET HIM OUT OF HIS POSITION AS IT WAS TO GET HIM IT! 

I had learned how to deal with my father very easily

Xin: Geez Papa, so loud.

My father yelled at the phone again

Dad: TELL THAT PRIME MINISTER BASTARD THAT HE HURT MY SONS EARS WITH HIS COMPLAINING! break a leg and send him on his way... let his daughter in though, my son needs to experience preschool to the fullest

My father put his phone away, sprinted to me at full speed, and lifted me up while speaking in a sing song voice

Dad: My darling boyyyyyy!

I wasn't as much of a shrimp as I used to be and I could even me called extremely handsome, still though I had to complain about my lack of height. I flailed about innocently in my fathers arms.

Xin: PAPA! put me down.

My father may have had subpar cultivation even with me slowly influencing him to nearly reaching the dream realization realm (formerly meng realization, let me know which you prefer) however when it came to achieving my wishes he could demonstrate abilities far above what his realm would suggest 

My father looked to one of his goons in a blue suit different from the rest and asked a question to her

Dad: is everything set?

The serious but beautiful young woman who I had learned was my fathers secretary named Yuma Spivoch spoke coldly

Yuma: Yes lord silver dragon, the young master will be escorted through downtown with the 20 car security detail while tailed by two fully equipped Apache war helicopters and the 3 strongest cultivators the gang has besides yourself. once he has arrived at his class the school will be surrounded with nobody coming in or out until lunchtime when master chef Rorden Gramsey will be brought into the building to prepare the young masters 4 course meal. after that the Egyptian cotton sleeping bag will be brought into the school for naptime. then we will report the detail after school has ended

My father was nodding throughout this whole ridiculously lavish process before speaking again

Dad: and those who try and sneak into the building?

Yuma: immediate capture and interrogation followed by execution.

I really loved my father but often found myself wondering if he was really a horrifying tyrant...

Yuechan: PAPA! You went overboard geeeeezzz

Luckily my sister stepped in to intervene on my behalf against my ridiculous father

Yuechan: Two helicopters is too noisy, send one mommy's experimental stealth choppers

I stand corrected, Yuechan was just as insane... luckily my sane and rational mother would-

Mom: There should be no problems with that, I could also lend those weaker cultivators some enhancement drugs... they may lose their lives at the end but all the better for Xin's safety that the meat shields are stronger *FuFuFuFu*

...Was everybody in my family bat-shit insane? 

I decided to send a message to my pets while my family was coming up with these crazily dangerous ideas

Xin: 'Xiao Ya, Zi Lin... we are leaving for school early and walking'

Xiao Ya: 'But Master! Your family is making their ingenious plans!'

I swear to Buddha... actually that might be a bad idea considering he may still hold a grudge from when I got drunk and used his fat body as a punching bag...

Xin: 'Listen, We are leaving for school right now, if my father goes through with this ridiculous scheme then making friends and living a normal life would be impossible'

Zi Lin: 'Understood Master, would you want to fly?'

Xin: 'Nah, it's been a long time since I've managed to walk uninhibited by my status so let's fly to the park close to my school then walk from there'

I used the [12 Meridian Flow Step] movement technique while my family was coming up with elaborate schemes involving me. This movement technique was something I had been gifted by the "Wings of Shadow" faction after allowing the Faction Leaders son to serve as a servant to an inner disciple of my sect. This secret technique was somewhat simplistic but that was what made it so valuable to me. Using this technique one would be able to chart out 12 locations within their sight and no matter where the points were the user would be silently moved there in an instant. I used the first step to set the point on an open window which transported my minds eye there, from there I plotted 11 steps off the property and onto the roof of my Mothers building. Once I finished only a second had passed before the steps were executed and I appeared on top of my Mothers business

Zi Lin and Xiao Ya appeared besides me using their own unique movement techniques and we looked out onto the city, it really was quite beautiful yet barbaric. I looked about 2 miles away to see the park where I intended to fly to and hopped off the building followed by my slobbering puppy and elegant serpent 

In order to not attract any attention I flew at a decently fast pace to arrive there in less than a second and used my qi to suppress the sonic boom which leaked out from my body. 

Once we landed in the park I tidied my uniform up and started walking, once exiting the park I managed to see a young girl who looked lost but was wearing the same emblem of my school. the reason I noticed her most importantly though was that her hair was blonde with black streaks running through it and she was wearing a high class ice white fur scarf

I walked up to her while Xiao Ya and Zi Lin followed me closely

She saw me walking up to her and grew frightened

???: Eek! U-Um... Nice meeting you it is?

I could tell from her accent and broken way of speaking (even for a 5 year old) that she was not from her, I then used my [Devils Tongue Transformation Technique] to give myself a temporary all speaking tongue, I would have the ability until my Qi ran out (basically never) to speak all languages... even things that were not human.

I spoke to her in whatever he native language was

Xin: Hi there, I'm Yin Xin! Is it your first day of school?

She immediately looked relieved upon realizing that I quite literally spoke her language... my pets however were immediately alarmed 

Xiao Ya: 'MASTER! THIS GIRLS LANGUAGE!!! It's the same as the continent where I was made into a god!'

Wait what? Just as I was wondering what was going on I saw this girl staring intensely at Xiao Ya before she started shaking

Xin: 'NOT GOOD! if my classmate realizes I have her deity trailing me as a pet then I can kiss my peaceful school days goodbye!'

Just as I was about to use a technique to alter this girls memories however-

???: PRETTY PUPPY! 

The girl picked up Xiao Ya and turned her over examining every inch of her lustrous white coat.

Xin: HaHa... Haaaaaa so you just thought she was cute

Maybe this girl was one of those that did not come from a religious family, or perhaps she was simply too young to understand her deity but she was more excited by the pelt of Xiao Ya than her status as a divine beast

???: *Blushes* I-I'm sorry, my mother was an animal lover and fashion designer and raised me with her beautiful fashion sense

Xin: It's no problem, Xiao Ya is definitely pleased to be held in the arms of such an adorable young lady

I said this but Xiao Ya was currently-

Xiao Ya: 'UNHAND ME TEMPTRESS! YOUR SOFT AND... ticklish hands oh no... *Cough* THEY SHALL NOT SWAY ME FROM MY MASTERS SIDE!'

A bit tsundere to the soft and gentle hands of the young woman who was currently blushing up a storm

Xin: '...ah crap I forgot I'm the same age as her physically, If someone your own age calls you adorable you'd obviously be embarrassed' I-I MEAN... She likes your soft hands.

Xiao Ya: 'MASTER?! YOU BETRAY ME?!

Zi Lin was laughing up a storm in my mind 

Zi Lin: 'Dogs will always be dogs right Master? such easily swayed creatures.'

Xiao Ya suddenly stopped struggling and looked at Zi Lin with a deadpan face

Xiao Ya: 'ZI LIN! LOOK AT THE SNOW MOUSE BEHIND YOU!'

Zi Lin flew around in an instant only to realize she had been fooled

Xin: 'Knock it off you two' I can't help but notice you're wearing the same clothes as me... are you starting Heavenly Steel Academy also?

She nodded and handed me Xio Ya before doing a beautiful curtsy like those models would do

???: Nice to meet you Yin Xin... I am Patrinia Deia

Xin: Well I couldn't help but notice you looked lost, do you want to walk with me into the school to find our classes?

 Patrinia: Well I am lost but I was looking nervous because...

As Patrinia looked behind her towards the main gates I was able to see that a brown haired burly man in a suit was arguing with what looked like one of my fathers goons

Xin: *Sigh* Ok Patrina it's fine... we can get into the school on our own... follow me

as we walked to the side of the grand building and away from the arguing people I decided to listen into parts of their conversation but was only able to make out a few words

Burly Man: DO YOU KNOW WHO HER GRANDFATHER IS?! HER GRANDFATHER IS HIS EXCELLENCY- *muffled*

Goon: I DON'T CARE IF HER GRANDDAD IS THE FUCKING KING OF MARS! I HAVE STRICT ORDERS BUDDY! BESIDES THAT'S NOT- *Muffled*

I made it to the side of the building before Patrinia and cut a precise hole into the wall just big enough for the both of us. If I wanted to I could've cut a precise hole in this planet let alone a school but I had to make it look convincing

Patrinia: WOW! That's super cool, we're like secret agents!

she then made guns with her fingers and went "pew pew" this girl was extremely funny when she wanted to be

Just as we were about to sneak into the building we heard shouting from the two

Goon: WHAT?! LORD SILVER DRAGON HAS JUST INFORMED US ALL THAT THE YOUNG MASTER IS MISSING AND IS ON THE WAY TO THE SCHOOL!!! 

Burly Man: THE YOUNG LADY IS MISSING! HIS EXCELLENCY IS ON HIS WAY TO FIND HER HIMSELF!!!

Goon and Burly Man: YOU BASTARDS HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS DIDN'T YOU?!!

It was astounding how they were almost just carbon copies of each other... on a separate not I was sweating, it would be best to come out about who my father and mother were

Xin + Paterinia: WAIT!!!

They both looked to us and paled 

we were instantly surrounded by my fathers goons and Paterinias body guard

Goons + Bodyguards: YOUNG MASTER/MISTRESS!!!

I smiled bitterly as did Paterinia

Xin: I guess I should introduce myself for real, I am the son of Eternal Flame City's "Silver Dragon" and "Pale Moon" Yin Xin

I heard my father screaming in the distance so I decided to introduce myself straight away

Paterinia: And I am the granddaughter of-

Suddenly an old mans voice could be heard yelling as an elderly man with equal strength to my father came barreling through the crowd. he was wearing a robe and large jeweled hat. he crashed into Paterinia but stopped himself from knocking her over as he pressed his cheek into hers while crying 

???: MY SWEET PEA!!! GRANDPA MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!! I EVEN BROUGHT THE DIVINE LOOKING GLASS IN CASE I COULD NOT FIND YOU

Paterinia shoved him aside

Paterinia: My Grandpa is this old crazy guy... he is the pope of the Heavenly Snow Wolf religion and I am the Saintess. 

Oh... it appears my first friend was someone in the same situation as me... 

 

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