Where am I?

My last memory was having head chopped of by a Giant Kathanidic creature...'Wait WHAT AM I?!?!?!?' I screamed as I looked at my bone hand 'ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?! I'M A SKELETON?!?!?! WTFG', as I had this small existential crisis I looked around frantically looking for something that i recognised, i only saw rock and scribbles on the wall. Then a glowing board appeared before me.

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Name: Kris Stella           Level:00001

Race: Skeleton                Rank: G

SKILLS: Summon Weapon: [MACE] (stat bonuses:x10 to damage whilst in use), Weapon Mastery: 50% to nullify damage if your weapon is used to block the attack, Fury: 10x all stats when angered suffer immense pain whilst in use, Flame Lord: can infuse hellfire into: objects, your body and all armours/weapons, mana cost is variable. 

PASSIVES: Tough: 3x multiplier to strength, dexterity, constitution and vitality, Smithing: knowledge of forging weapons and armour, Sentience: Retains human level of intelligence (until wisdom and intelligence reaches regular human levels)

WEAKNESSES: Blunt Damage takes x2, Temperatures Over: 400 Degrees Celsius, Corrosion 

IMMUNITIES: Poison, Gasses, Cold, Drowning

Titles: The Eighth One

Stats:

Health: 300 Mana: 10 (Reg Human Lv1: Hp: 60, Mp: 40)

Health Regen: 0.3 Mana Regen: 0.01 per minute(Reg Human Lv1: Hp Regen: 0.4 , Mp Regen: 2 per minute)

Constitution: 50 (Reg Human Lv1: 10)

Vitality: 30 (Reg Human Lv1: 40)

Strength: 30 (Reg Human Lv1: 4) 

Dexterity: 18 (Reg Human Lv1: 10)

Intelligence: 10 (Reg Human Lv1: 40)

Wisdom: 10 (Reg Human Lv1:200)

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'WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?!?!?!?, IS THIS SOME SORT OF PRACTICAL JOKE?!?!?!? IS THIS A BLESSING, A CURSE, WHAT THE HEL!?!?!??!?!?!?' I thought rushing through the possibilities whilst trying to compose myself

Alright, alright this is all a dream all I need to do is wait, and so I did...I didn't wake up...I wasn't asleep... WTF IS GOING ON HERE?!?

'KROOOOOARRRK' I was pulled from my thought as a bloody cave orc just charged at me, rather than crapping myself like any SANE person... I smiled as I thought 'finally something familiar' as it charged I remembered I don't have a weapon...'SHIIIIIIIIIIT', the orc made a mighty swing at me, I dodged, he swung again, I dodged again and this continue for three hours until I remembered...I had the summon weapon skill... I summoned my mace and swung it down toward the head of the orc, to bad the orc didn't know how to dodge, suffice to say I killed the orc then I got a notification from that weird blue screen

[LEVEL UP!]

Chapter End

To be continued

Stat Explanation:

Dex directly correlates to km/h 1 dex= 1kmh

Str directly correlates to strength 1 str=4.5kg of pulling, hitting and lifting strength and Damage 

Con directly correlates to how much force your body can take before it breaks and Hp capacity

Vit directly correlates to how fast you regenerate your limbs, organs, bones, skin etc and Hp regen

Int directly correlates to sentients and how much memory and your ability to recall knowledge and Mp capacity

Wis directly correlates to decision making and Mp regen