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To all members of the supernatural world

Today I have welcomed my first grandson, Li Weizhi, into this world.

Those in the underworld celebrate! Cease all torture of the damned or torture some more do whatever you want (For thirty minutes)! I'm giving you guys your first break in six centuries, so celebrate the birth of my first grandkid,

It goes without saying but if ANYONE tries anything to harm my grandkids, all the suffering of hell won't even be a scratch compared to what I'll do to you.

And to my darling brothers in the heavens (Especially you Michael) gifts are expected and I expect good ones, no toys or cash I want heavenly weapons and maybe a unicorn, I know they are extinct but make it happen or I'm telling the old man how you caused world war one, you all know i'm still the favourite even if I'm in hell so he'll listen to me.

Gabriel doesn't need to do anything since he helped with knitting but the rest of you better pay up.

The favourite brother,

Lucifer.

P.S Minos says hi