“Good fucking day.”

Not like there actually was anyone I would like to greet this way but still, for scenery in front of me it’s good enough. Not like its actually can be called scenery though: a little closed room with stone walls almost shouting at me how ancient they are and a small statue that looks like a dragon. But it’s so much «looks like» that I’m not really sure. Anyway it’s strange because just yesterday I pretty much just gone to sleep while listening to my sister’s «chill» dialogs who was playing another MMO in a next room. And yet one more important thing – I can see.

Well yeah. So it comes that for a last few years I was completely blind due to a car accident. And while my eyes don’t feel like they opened from a long time I also JUST don’t feel. Literally. While trying to grasp a situation I saw myself as some kind of floating energy ball.

 “Did I become a spirit? Ghost? Or s it just a dream? But since I lost my eyes my sight right now feels too real…”

Even being a spirit I sure can’t deny myself from murmuring my thought and talk, welp, to myself.

 “Good for u, never changes in any situation.”

Okay, stop. Gotta start to do something. Let’s try things and see if it’s a dream or not or I, dunno, died and reincarnated in some random basement with nothing but a pseudo-dragon statue thingy.

 “But if I died dats sure gonna be sad for my sis…”

Damn. I still can’t put my thoughts together.

 

Welp, let’s try moving…looks pretty stupid. While trying to move I just emit some tentacle-like things out of an energy ball as I am right now. But why not? Let’s go grab something! All I can try to grab is that stupid pseudo-dragon thingy anyway!

Right in time my tentacle-like things grabbed s statue, a sudden information window with a keyboard appears in front of me.

“Huh? Na…namae? Eh? Japanese?”

 

It sure looks like a typical window from a random Japanese game where you should type your name.

So…

If I consider that I reincarnated to a random isekai and there is some character creation system in front of me, so this system assumed me to be Japanese? That’s a hint? A joke? Discrimination?

Dafuq?

Well ok ok. I tried to learn language a little. But all I done is just remembering some hiragana and a few hieroglyphs. I didn’t learn much and you ask me to dive into a world full of Japanese stuff?

May I not?

No?

Welp, the window doesn’t show any reaction so I guess no.

At least I’m familiar with a keyboard so I can write my internet nickname with hiragana. What? Real name? Welp, if all of your friends, your twin sister and some random acquaintances are calling you by your nickname you sure will stop being attached to your real one pretty fast. So nothing I can do.

So let’s write umm… Yu-Ki. Yeah, it works. Yuki. That’s a simple name but I like it. At least I hope that I don’t get my typical «this name is already used pick another one». I don’t? Say that I don’t! That loading spinner spins for too long so don’t you dare to say it!

 “Oh, looks like its ok.”

Fuee. So a new window loaded and… Excuse me what the fuck?

But honestly, I can’t understand a shit. Something and something and uum…human? So it’s a «choose a race» window huh?

You serious yeah? Serious? HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I CHOOSE A FUCKING RACE IF I DON’T KNOW A GODDAMN LANGUAGE GODDAMMIT!!

Oh well, whatever. Where is my random? Oh here it is.

 

Suddenly I was emitted in a bright light and I finally can feel myself. Yes! Let’s go to a self-pinching!

What? Isn’t it a common sense to pinch yourself to check if it’s a dream or not? No? Whatever.

*pinch*

“DAMN!”

When did I learn to pinch that painfully? I don’t even care already if it’s a dream or not all I care that it is PAINFUL AS FUCK!

 

“Auch.”

Well yeah. You can try to show more suffering aside from your scream at the start dear me. More expression please.

Silence.

 

Welp, not like I gonna answer this silly request even from myself.

Meanwhile that strange pseudo-dragon thingy statue vanished and opened a way to another room. And it has some light so I can try to examine my body! Hmhm. Clothes…of course no. Skin is…pretty white. Hair is white. Tail…

Wait a minute.

Tail?

Welp, there is sure a gorgeous white fluffy tail. Umm…fox? I think that’s a fox. Yeah, I’m not that good in animal features.

“But wait!”

In a hurry I put my hands to where my ears should be. There is none, but I heard myself loud and clear.

Let’s go a bit up…

FUCK ME!

EARS!

ANIMAL EARS!

KEMONO, motherfucking, MIMI!

MY OWN!

AND THERE IS BEASTMEN EXISTS!

EARS!

TAILS!

FUCK YEAH!

 

Ahem.

 

Okay, chill. So my race is some kind of a…white fox? For other body parts my height seems being a same. Boobs… and where is my somehow expected sliders for character creation? But welp, in most of novels people are just gone as is so I can actually feel good that I have a way to at least choose my race. But I’m not! I couldn’t read a shit! Damn you Japanese!

But it is strange that since I choose a race I haven’t seen any new information windows. Not like I gonna understand but still…

“Eeh.”

I hugged my tail.

 “Wow, dats pretty pleasant. In all meanings. Guess ill stand like dis fora while”

Having examined a room I’m in right now I found a few interesting things. Specifically: two chests shouting at me «random loot chest», weapon rack with some swords and stuff and another pseudo-dragon thingy statue.

Can I have a mirror? I sure can see myself but what about my face? Am I cute? Did I change? Or am I some furry beast? Welp, I don’t feel any extra fur on me so luckily I’m not a furry. Okay, let’s check some other stuff.

 

Starting with chests I have a few ideas what could be in them:

1. Nothing.
2. Clothes.
3. Weapons.
4. Something useful/useless.
5. Mimic.

1^st option doesn’t sounds like something that can make me happy right now. 2^nd one is pretty much what I need. 3^rd one may be not that possible because of weapon rack nearly. 4^th one might be meh might be good who knows. And last doesn’t sounds like something that could be put at the very start but still. There is no any chains to check it out but welp…

“Tei!”

*thud*

I kicked first chest. Silence.

“Tei!”

*thud*

Second one is also calm. Nice, lets open!

.

.

.

It’s clothes. Yeah, it is. In theory.

But why it’s only some nightie and panties? Well sure this nightie may be considered as a simple black one-piece but it’s not! It’s almost transparent goddammit! It’s not a clothes in any way! And what’s up with this panties? What is this color? Every anime girls dream classic white with blue goddamn stripes!

Hey you! Dude responsible for a random loot! Come here I got a talk! Where is top? Pants? Skirt? At least some goddamn bra? No?

“Not like anyone gonna answer me…”

I feel like I missed what I should say and what I should think but… Just my imagination probably.

Panties feels rather comfortable. Nightie is well…not bad I guess. Pretty comfortable but any kind of rain will expose me pretty much a lot. I need to find something better soon. But at least it suddenly have some pockets! Nice!

Let’s open another chest.

“Umm…geta?”

That’s sure is jet black geta. They sure are fun type of shoes and their clacking sound is pretty neat but…geta? Seriously? Can I even wear it normally?

Welp, you can’t know if you don’t try!

I fell with my face right to the floor right away.

“Auch.”

No, as I said u should give more expression to something painful. Well, it wasn’t that much painful but wearing geta sure is uncomfortable. At least on this stone floor.

Let’s take it off for now.

It would be nice to take it off.

“I said….take it…OFF!”

Great! Even some sandals won’t listen to me! Savage! What is it? A curse? Can’t take off? Wear be healthy live happily? What the fuck?

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.

.

 “Okay, I think I can manage somehow.”

For last half an hour I just tried to stand properly in this damned geta and not fall every time I try to move. And jump. And run. Not like I can run a lot in this little 6 square meters room but still.

After somehow getting used to my new footwear I got to a next station – weapon rack.

Mom! I’m somewhere and it looks like a sword and magic world, of course I’ll try to swing some swords!

So I picked up a random one and tried to swing it.

“Tei!”

It turned into ash.

Wha?

How old is this sword? It’s so old that even my grand-grand-grandma would give up her seat on the bus to him.

Let’s try this again.

“Tei!”

“Tei!”

“TEI!”

“Goddammit!”

Zweihander, battle axe, giant morning star. Everything just turned into ash in just one swing! What’s wrong with them?!

And so all the weapons just finished and only some staffs remained. I picked up one and tried to spin it in my hand.

“Magic huh…”

Well, what more can I think? I tried to make some kind of magic casting stance, pointed on a nearest wall and shouted.

“Fire ball!”

…

Nothing.

Khm.

“Fire ball!”

…

Yup, nothing.

But wait. Everything was so Japanese at this point…

“Faia booru!”

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“Lord of Darkness of the Four Worlds…. YEAH FUCK DIS!”

*BAM!*

In rage I’ve thrown this stupid stuff into an empty rack and followed up with a kick. Rack just turned apart from it while wall got a big hole for itself.

“Wowow.”

Chill.

What’s that? Power of a cursed geta? Or mine? I didn’t felt any recoil or discomfort so I guess its mine?

Hmm.

Let’s take it as a hint that I should fight bare handed.

“Tei!”

*BAM*

Well yeah. One punch and wall got another hole in it. I don’t feel some extra pain in my fist so I guess I should do it as it.

“Welp, guess dats not bad either.”

Haha! I was the most delinquent child in my city and I was gladly picking up all the fights I could! Nobody could beat me in a most dangerous martial art «chaotic punch kicking»! Just you wait isekai!

In somehow better mood I came to a last station that is a pseudo-dragon thingy statue. But it just vanished like a previous one and showed a big door.

“I guess dats an exit huh.”

What can I say? Let’s go and see what could wait for me next.

 

 

Not really wanna, to be honest though.