4. Your typical boring «checking stats» chapter.
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Well, lets put skirts aside for now. Even if I can wear something different it is sure not now. Better check other things I have here.

First of all, I thought about notepad. Why do you ask? Because of its title. Its cover clearly says «Appraisal Book». Lets miss a part when its clearly a notepad and can't be called a book in any way and think about a fact that title is written in Japanese.

And I can understand it.

I clearly see all the same Japanese hieroglyphs and clearly can't understand them. But seeing a full title I am getting what it means. Can someone explain how it works? Did I get some magical language knowledge after getting a body? Why did nobody tell me about that? But it's still cute, thanx.

I opened the notepad.

«Using Rules»

«Appraisal Book will show you the status of a living being or item via physical contact. Put this book near the heart or to an item and wait for 10 seconds to see a result. This book was made especially for people who can't use [Appraisal] skill by themselves.»

Looks like this pad is some analog for information windows I saw at the very start. But what is [Appraisal]? Let's try it.

“Appraisal!”

Hmm.

Should it work this way?

I dunno. I'll just consider me as being unable to use it.

I put this pad to my chest and waited for 10 seconds. After that, it started emitting some dim light.

“Seems ready.”

Said I like my status was food in a microwave. But whatever.

Name: Yuki

Race: White Fox

Age: 18

Level: 18

Class: not chosen

Class level: N/A

HP: 18956
MP: N/A

STR: 1803
VIT: 998
AGI: 500
INT: 0
MND: 0
MGK: 0

Skills:

[Magic Negation] [Bloodbath] [Regeneration] {Heart Devourer}

Equipment:

Simple nighty(cursed)(upgraded)

Simple panties(underwear)(cursed)(upgraded)

High geta(cursed)(upgraded)(dyed)

Why I even doubted? Thank you, I'm really happy about this cursed rags. (No)

But what's up with that physical parameters? It that a lot? And why I have zero intellect? So its that arrow’s fault? Brain was damaged after all?

Well, whatever. Even seeing my status I can't understand shit.

But it seems that there is more extra information on the next pages.

White Fox – ancient beastman race, that was fully extinguished during the «Campaign to Destroy Unwanted» in 322y a.w.c. Detailed information is unavailable.

“But of course.”

Who will willingly give me some detailed information about my race, haha.

Level – affects the overall rising of stats. Maximum level is equal to age.

Class – having a class allows access to extra skills and development.

Class level – affects the overall rising of stats. Allows learning class-based skills on higher levels. Maximum level depends of a chosen class. If class is not chosen – experience points are accumulated and will fill the chosen class later.

HP – health points.

MP – magic points. Used for spells.

STR – strengths. Affects melee damage and allows to lift more heavy objects.

VIT – vitality. Affects HP and body strength.

AGI – agility. Affects damage from long range and movement speed.

INT – intellect. High intellect allows using more high leveled spells. Has a slight affection on overall mental capacity.

MND – mind. Affects MP and MP regeneration.

MGK – magic. Affects magic damage and casting speed. Also affects range and radius.

Skills –Special abilities dependent on race or class.

[Magic Negation] – passive. Complete negation of anything magic related both inside and any outside effects. Doesn’t work against divine power.

[Bloodbath] – passive. Extra chance to cause bleeding. Gives percentage stats boost while covered in fresh blood.

[Regeneration] – passive. Allows regeneration of severe wounds and lost limbs.

{Heart Devourer} – active. Allows devouring all targets experience points by eating its heart.

Dafuq?

Eating heart?

Should I just rip out some hearts in the middle of a battle and eat it?

Isn’t that some kind of cannibalism, no?

Well, technically my race is pretty much extinguished so no. Like there should be no one with the same race as me in this world.

So…this is ok? Is it tasty? I may check but I don’t think that pile of corpses will be a good reference and could trigger this skill.

Let's forget about it for now.

Simple nighty – One of the random creation of a Great Blacksmith Remi. Simple nightwear colored black.
Cursed – Unable to take off. Unable to wear something over.
Upgraded –
Self-repair, self-cleaning. Built-in [Divine Storage «mini»].

Simple panties – One of the random creation of a Great Blacksmith Remi. Simple and comfortable underwear that changes its size to its owner.
Cursed –
unable to completely take off. Unable to wear something over. Unable to use weapons.
Upgraded – Self-repair, self-cleaning.

High geta – One of the random creation of a Great Blacksmith Remi.
Cursed – Unable to take off.
Upgraded – Self-repair, self-cleaning, attack boost.
Dyed – jet black.

Haha.

Haha.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Thank you, Remi, whoever you are! Your fucking great cursed rags made me look like a crazy alcoholic fox, who thought it’s a good idea to go for a walk right after another spree!

And what da fuck with all this shit? Well, ok, I never was a magic lover so its ok. But anything else!

Will every my punch create a fucking bloody mess? Sure, good old ultraviolence is always fun. But how should I prove one's point with my intellect, if all my punches are fucking one-shots?

And what with this damn anime panties? Unable to use weapons? That’s the reason all that stupid swords turned into fucking ash after the first swing? Very thanx. Sure fistfights are, again, fun. But with this strength, I could use some dual-wield chainsaw shotgun laser earrings with detachable missile launchers and drink dispensers, but now I cant! Or wait, I said earrings? Then I guess I can if it does not work for damn accessories.

And what with that unable to completely take off? I can but not completely?

Let's check.

 

 

Well, ok. At least this panties know that I could use some toilet sometimes. Thanx again.

But what should I do with a bath? I would like to take some someday here and I don’t need this young alcoholic outfit set for that! Even if this rags can self-clean, what should I do?

Sob.

Okay. Let's try to check this [Divine Storage «mini»]. Where is it built-in?

All I have in this damn nighty is some pockets I can fit my fist in.

So I tried some tests with rations and found out that these pockets are definitely some kind of storage. If I put something in, it starts to feel that inside of a pocket is a different dimension with nothing but an item I put floating around. If I put more items than they start floating in the exact same order I put them in. Then I can take something or push. If I push than the order rotates and I have access to the next item in the order. So all the items I put in are creating some kind of closed row. Reminds me of some inventory from old-school games. Pretty neat. Also, both pockets have different dimensions.

Other items I have are rations, a pack of cigarettes and a fancy katana.

Rations sure are not something interesting so ill check a pack.

Remi’s unlimited cigarettes pack MK1 – One of the seven favorite creations of a Great Blacksmith Remi. Generates full pack of cigarettes every 6 hours. Losing its power if empty.

Khm khm.

Remi?

Remi-san?

Sure it seems like I thought something rude about you, but don’t mind it! Forgive me! Your creations are the best! Best in the world! Ultra good!

But anyway, who the hell is Remi? Maybe this pad has some info.

And sure it has. Some overall information was on the very last page.

Appraisal Book – One of the seven favorite creations of a Great Blacksmith Remi. Allows using appraisal without an eponymous skill.

Great Blacksmith Remi – full name Remillia Flameheart. Also known as…

But I couldn’t finish because a SUDDEN RANDOM FUCKING LIGHTING STRUCK RIGHT INTO A DAMN NOTEPAD. It is burned now.

“What da fuck? I was reading, u know!”

 “And completely ignored me! I just got tired trying to get your attention.”

Yes. It was the same cute girl’s voice.

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