Okay, yeah, I may have been too relaxed. But like, can you blame me? Why would he come for a basic robbery? I’m not even stealing much! Wait “Why are you even here?” “I can smell evil! Big or small no evil is safe from-” And at this he quickly does his pose movements “The Great Saiyaman!” ah, don’t know why I expected anything that would help.
Okay so, I kinda skimmed over his arc out of disgust that this is what Cell’s killer had become. But well, I suppose I should’ve been happy that he was worse off, then I would’ve known more…
Wait, he’s probably never fought a morally correct villain! Time to turn the tables! “Oh, I’m sorry for stealing. I didn’t want to, but you see, I have no money, and it was getting really cold out here…” “Oh! Uh, what did you steal? I’ll pay for it, IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!” Oh shit! It worked! “Oh, I just stole a hoodie, it looked the warmest… I didn’t catch the price, I’m sorry…” I kinda feel guilty now, I- I’ll make it up to him…
‘The Great Saiyaman’ flies off with a salute and a “Up up and away!” Crisis, averted. Even now I’m not strong enough to just knock him out easy-peasy.
Well. Now time to get on with my life, literally. First I gotta find a place to live- Vegeta’s outta the picture this time, I want to keep my appearance a surprise for now… if I knew any shapeshifting I could get a real job, but to that, I’d need to learn shapeshifting… Which I’d need to already have shapeshifting to attend the school…
Time to look at job listings, hopefully I’ll find one that offers rooming.
To make money CJ will probably just steal entertainment from our world and create it in DBZ. He can create a new po*n renaissance with H-Doujins and other literary master peices
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Maybe he can steal the dragon radar from Bulma and collect the dragonballs and wish for talent in art ;) btw feel free to steal any ideas i give you now and in the future.
He could also go to new namek and steal the namekian dragonballs.
I mean... he was an artist in the past life, no details on how good he was though lol.
@sir So what's the plan? Are you going the Super route, GT route, the movies, the games, or some combination of the four.
@Superboy8338 don't forget, he can just f*ck off to future trunk's timeline lol
@Fresh111 And then be killed by Goku Black and Future Zamasu.
@Superboy8338 right, fergot about that part.
EDIT:Actually at the end of that saga Future trunks just goes to a different timeline where there will be 2 Future Trunks so why not just send him there instead. Then we got no issues with Goku Black and we can get a little bit of kingdom building with a world trying to rebuild after the androids/buu.
Or he can show up before the androids attacked in that timeline and save Future Gohan. He would probably still need to send Future Trunks back so that everything stays consistent with the original DB timeline. Time travel is f*cky but so full of potential at the same time.