Ugh, what’s taking them so long…

They’re… just angrily talking? Oh, Vegeta suggested blowing up the spaceship- really? Even after all we’ve been through!? Yeah that’s on point for him. Wait, why don’t I just blow up the ship… Like, Buu wasn’t evil, just… childlike… hmm… yeah! Actually, I can make up for not killing Babidi by killing him n-

AAGh!!!!

What!?!

I- I can’t think-

“Yes! Lose your silly thoughts, and become my loyal and obedient slave!”

O-O-OOooh- “s-s-s-shit ! !!”

     I-          I can’t I Have to- Before Before It all- “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH”

I-I-!        H-hAVE to!! ! “B-Beam!! doWNN!!!”

 S-ShIP!! BEGONE!!!

“RRR-RRRA-RRAAAAAAAAAAA-  RRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!”

W-what am I doing? Am I- Am I bowing to Babidi? Oh. Uuugghhh… “You may have destroyed my ship, but thanks to you, we have plenty of energy now! Ahahahaaaa!”

No, this… this is right, I should be doing this. Babidi is my master, and I his servant.

“Sadly, Buu’s container was lost in the rubble. So! You! Kill the Supreme Kai! And Dabura, you and I will look for Buu! Ha!!Ha!!Ha!!”

Underestimating my glorious master was the best thing I ever did… I must kill the Supreme Kai. Oh what’s this, this sound coming out of my lips? “Heh He-Hehehe- HehEHEHE-HAHAHAHAHA-HUAHUAHUAHUA!!!-” “Shut up! Stop wasting time and go Kill the Supreme Kai already!!”

Oh, right.

First! I have to find the bastard! So up up I go! Hi clouds! Hmmm… that’s weird! I can seem to sense them anywhere! In fact, it looks like I did quite a number on the area! There’s like, a huuuuuuge crater- almost to the horizon! Well, not that that big, but still! You could fit a town in here! Hehe!

Hmmm~ where would a sneaky kai and a couple of mortal go… ah! I know! The Land of the Kais! Hmmm… I… can’t get there… WAIT! HA! Haha! Instant Transmission! My beloved!

Oh Vegeta~ Where are you~
. . .

Ah!~

There you are~

“Hi~”

“Ack!” “Wha- How’d you get here!?” hehe~ silly kai- ‘KILL HIM’ yeah yeah~ “Sorry about this Shin, but uh-” let’s do a lil ki explosion to remove these pesky clothes~ “-I have to kill you now. And, Goku? give Vegeta some attention for me, alright? He’s been really missing you~ Buu’s not gonna be a bad kid-Hehheh~- he’s just a lil… childish!” ‘KILL HIM NOW!’ ugh, I can never have any fun… Here we go~! “STABBING TIME!!!”

A Ki sword, beautifully aimed at master’s enemy, too bad it was blocked by two sprouts “Gohan~Piccolo-

-junior~

Mind moving out the way?” “We won’t let you kill The Supreme Kai!” god, so gruff Piccolo~ but I think it’s time to *Teleport* “Well, It’s not like I don’t have my own grudges, father-killer and-“ Aw, the Shin is so cute struggling in my grasp~ “Well, actually I have nothing against you Piccolo- But... I’ve been forced to kill this fellow!”  Wait- before I stab the twink, won’t this… have consequences? If I-“AGK-” oh right, no time to think.

“Suuuuu. Haaaa~” Breathe.

 Block the face punch, jump the sweeping kick, back out the way of the ki blast, deflect the one coming for your face.

Focus.

Shoot a beam at Gohan, he swats it, use the time to shoot an explosion for Piccolo at your side.

Fight.

I quickly teleport behind Piccolo, send a kick at his back, he flinches- I spin kick him this time, landing a firmer hit on his back, but he doesn’t seem as affected, he’s aiming a hand at me –Mystic Flash! Jump! Gohan! Shit! I’m just gonna have to block that kick, one arm? One arm will do. Hurts…? But it holds. A hand snaking out from below me- I’ve swung a Ki bladed foot at it, it lands- but! The hand managed to graaaa--! “GUH!” my stomach- wait… that doesn’t actually hurt. That. Doesn’t. Hurt! “IT DOESN’T HURT!!” Ha. Ha ha ha! My main obstacle to fighting… my pain… I can’t feel it!

Ki explosion time, getting punched around is starting to get a bit annoying “HA!” “I AM MAJIN- uh.. hmm…” I can’t remember my name. Well, let’s just go with something Cell adjacent… they’re shooting me around right now, but it both doesn’t hurt that much, and I’m healing it back quite fast, not to mention I’ve put most of my ki into resisting the damage. Ah, it’s nice to see them bonding… hm… names names…

Aha!

Golgi!

–wait, gotta switch it up-

Golhi? Golki? Gol?? Wait! no I don’t! Cell is literally just cell! I should just fit with the theme.

ahem.

“I AM MAJIN GOLGI! And I WILL Win!”