I’ve found a bug inside me
It’s programmed to explode
I hear the timer ticking
as I’m walking down the road
This bug is contagious
It’s crawling up your spine
And when it gets inside your head
it tells you that it’s mine
Now bugs are all around you
They’re swarming like flies
For every bug that bites the dust
another bug dies
There’s been an infestation
The bugs have gone to town
They’re chewing up the pavement
and knocking houses down
All they leave behind them
is litter on the streets
And on the mic the pitter patter
of their little feet
In every conversation
bugs are on the line
Recording information
of people place and time
The juice is in the tube
and it’s fluorescent green
There are bugs to make it dirty
and bugs to make it clean
If you think bugs are nasty
then try to treat them nice
Bad bugs will remember you
and follow your advice
Someone may have told you
Bugs are really cool
But when you get to know them well
they tell you you’re a fool
To meet the bugs is easy
There’s no right or wrong
Make sure you enjoy yourself
and bugs will play along
In Bugworld there’s no teacher
Bugs don’t have to go to school
When bugs are in the classroom
they break the golden rule
Some bugs are getting older now
Some are still brand new
The good bugs fly away too soon
The rest get stuck on you
Bugs can be your friends
They like to tag along
But the bugs you really hate
are the ones that sing this song
Bugs come in all shapes and sizes
though most of them are small
There are fat ones thin ones short ones
and some bugs are quite tall
Down every pipe and cable
you’ll find bugs are there
They’re hoping that someone else
will tell them that they care
Someone should have warned you
Are you sure you haven’t heard ?
It’s been on the news today
It’s a bug alert
Bugs are in the basement
Bugs are in the hall
Bugs are in the carpet
and climbing up the wall
Bugs are in your trousers
Bugs are in your shirt
Bugs are in the boots you’re wearing
when you go to work
When you step out on the street
the little bugs start running
They’re frightened you might tread on
them if they don’t see you coming
Look left before you cross the road
Ten steps should be enough
If you want to catch a bug
then you can catch the bus
Bugs will take your ticket
Bugs will make you pay
Some bugs are really wicked
and they charge you by the day
Bugs like to have a laugh
They laugh at your expense
You can see them split their sides
sitting on the fence
The baby’s in the buggy
Mum takes it for a walk
You’d see the bugs are in the baby
if only it could talk
In the shops and supermarkets
see the bugs left on the shelf
Buy a bug for someone else
or buy one for yourself
In the off-licence and chemist
they’ve got bugs to sell
Bugs that make you sick
as well as bugs that make you well
Some bugs cause infection
They like to see you sneeze
You get a running nose
when bugs are blowing in the breeze
Like balls the bugs are bouncing
around in my head
There’s one right in the middle
Is it yellow blue or red ?
Bugs like to hang out upside down
That’s true without a doubt
Bugs are inside bugs are outside
Bugs are inside out
Their numbers are increasing
How many can you see ?
If you lose count then start again
Start with 123
Excuse me for asking
Does this bugging ever stop ?
Do bugs go on forever
or until they reach the top ?
The bug stops here that much is clear
You signed your name in ink
The bugs won’t be responsible
It says so in small print
When you want to find the answers
to the questions in your mind
Tell us what’s been bugging you
Let’s see what we can find
What’s a bug and where’s a bug ?
What’s a bug to do ?
How and who’s the bug ?
And why’s he doing it to you ?
When you’re losing your temper
and they’ve really made you cross
They’ve been paying silly buggers
and you wish they’d bugger off
If they make you angry
If they make you mad
Remember bugs have feelings
sometimes happy sometimes sad
Look out for the bugs
bugs are free
Here’s a bug for you
and here’s a bug for me
When you tidy up your house
and you’re shaking out the rug
And you see the dog is scratching
Don’t blame it on the bugs
If they hear you cursing them
they’ll wait until you sleep
Then the bugs will take revenge
by tickling your feet
Even when you’re fast asleep
things aren’t as they seem
Bugs find the secret meanings
which are hidden in your dreams
Round and round the candle light
go bugs in crazy flight
The lucky bugs who don’t get burnt
escape into the night
Now it’s time for bed
I hope the bugs don’t bite
If they do then bite them back
Don’t give up the fight
If you try and try again
Then try once more as planned
You’re bound to be successful
Bugs will lend a hand
If at first you don’t succeed
Try looking for the bugs
Bugs sing love is all you need
All you need is love
Bugs are in the music
Bugs are on the beat
So get the bugs out on the floor
and let them move your feet
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