Don’t Question How He Can Narrate S*x Stuff During Facesitting
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My Editor has been uncharacteristically busy this week, and unfortunately so have I. This chapter is unedited but the quality of my drafts is very, very similar to the final ones I upload. Mostly he corrects typos and points out a few things for me to reword or adds a joke every now and then that I include or don't include.

When Sam told me to mount Meri, this wasn’t what I had in mind... but I’m not complaining. Far from it.

Instead of straddling her and shoving my cock back into its newest home, Sam started off by having Meri spread her arms out wide which the timid girl did with hesitation. Zutiria and Sam each straddled her arms, pinning them down with their weight and leaving Meri’s hands right at the perfect angle to tease each of her Guildmate’s tender little slits if she should choose to. To encourage it, though, both girls removed their panties before sitting their pussies down on Meri’s hands so it was made very clear that she should play with them.

This was hot enough on its own, but then Sam patted down on top of Meri’s chest. “Up here, Daddy!” She winked playfully and it suddenly came to light what she was planning to do.

Holy shit.

“W-What’s he gonna do up there...?!” Meri stammers and bites her lip as she cranes her neck out to look at me. I approach the spot I need to be in order for this to work and her curious expression only spurs me on.

Your breasts, silly.’ Zutiria gives Meri a soft, cold smile that confuses her greatly.

“Whaaaat? Um... b-but my hands are... busy...” She says as she nervously runs her fingers up against each of the other girl’s naked slits for the first time, causing Sam and Zutiria to blush and smile happily in response.

“Mmmmmm...” Sam happily purrs and mashes her pussy down onto Meri’s hand. “You just keep doing more of that, ok? You leave this to us.”

“H-how...?”

Like this.’ Zutiria takes one of Meri’s big, bouncy boobs in her hands and Sam quickly does the same with the opposite breast. The brunette moans as they grab her, they must still be slightly raw from when I made her cum from slapping them.

“Are you coming, Daddy?” Sam looks at me with a bratty expression.

“That’s up to you.” I smirk and finally lean down a bit so that my heavy balls make contact with Meri’s lower sternum and my knees sink into the bed on both sides of her chest.

“W-Wait, what the heck is this?!” Meri bites her lip as she stares up at me heaving my heavy cock inbetween her breasts. “T-there were times in all those books where the girls used their boobs b-but there wasn’t anything like this!!”

I have to agree, very creative of you Sammy.’ The Mage smiles and grinds herself down onto Meri’s hand too.

“Less talky, more titfuck... y.”

“That’s all I need to hear.” With a smile on my face I thrust my cock forward and moan as both girls push Meri’s plush pillows around me. I’m still plenty wet from my own semen and from Meri’s liquids, so I slide straight through her breasts easily and roll my head back from pleasure.

“Gods, they’re so fucking soft...” Meri’s tits feel way too fucking good so without any regard for her soreness I start humping them vigorously.

“I-I’m so confused...!!” Meri looks up at me with a lusty panic until Sam leans down to kiss her heavily. Watching the two beautiful women making out causes me to hump harder and look at Zutiria for a bit of extra stimulation.

The little lady is all too happy to provide and when I present to her my thumb she starts sucking on it like it was my cock. Her enthusiasm is enough to make me wince and thrust harder into the valley of tits beneath me.

When Sam finally breaks from kissing Meri, she smiles down happily at the breathy maiden who continues to finger both of her eager Guildmates.

“Do her titties feel good, Daddy?” Sam licks her lips and shifts her eyes to look straight up at me, catching me right as Zutiria pulls her lips from my thumb and breathing a hot, steaming breath against it only to start sucking on me yet again.

“Hell yeah. I haven’t even had a titfuck this crazy from Opal, yet... nngh... good thinking, Sam.”

Sam flashes me her mischievous, toothy grin and is delighted from the fact that I liked her improvisation so much. “I just want you to feel good, you deserve it after today~”

The fact that bad things even happened today was a distant memory by now, as all I can focus on is the soft, fleshy pillows wrapping around my manhood at every angle and the petite Mage sucking on my thumb like a complete whore.

“My... nnnn... my boobies feel... g-good... toooooo...” Meri trembles and wiggles her hips, a sight Sam apparently digs as she smiles lustily while watching her writhe.

“I think you’ll both like it a lot more if we do this-”

At her cue, Zutiria stops sucking on my thumb so that she and Sam can focus entirely on forcefully massaging my cock with Meri’s naked, sweaty tits. It’s unreal, and feels so good that I’m almost suspicious that they somehow practiced this but I know they couldn’t have. Together the two girls tag team my cock with one breast each, running it along my length from top to bottom squeezing, pushing and stroking me off as if Meri’s boobs were nothing but a toy to masturbate with. 

Meri and I both moan loudly from the reaction- Meri from being roughhoused and me from the even harder stimulation my throbbing member had to put up with.

How is it, Sir? I bet Meri would like it if you covered her face in your semen...’ Zutiria gives me an almost hungry, pleading look all while doing her best to fuck me with Meri’s tit.

“I bet she would, too... wouldn’t you...?” The cruel Princess decides to tease even harder, using one of her hands to pinch the Shield Maiden’s sensitive nipples.

“HYAH!!” Meri winces because as rough as I might be, I don’t have Sam’s brute strength. I think she went a little too hard, but I’m too busy groaning and fucking her tits to say anything in her defense.

“I’m getting closer...” My eyes reflexively shut and my balls tighten just at the thought of cumming.

“Y-You’re gonna get it all over my face...” Meri’s expression changes to a concerned yet excited smile of sorts. Then the reality hits me. Meri is older than Sam but infinitely more naive and innocent looking, despite how much of a pervert she may actually be. But the mental image of coating this wide-eyed young twenty year old in my overindulgent load makes it that much harder to control myself.

Do it, Sir. I know how much you love painting girl’s faces with your seed. Give the pervert what she wants.’ Zutiria pumps Meri’s breast as hard as she can around me with a soft yet wicked smile.

“Nnnngggh...” I clench even harder, my body tightening in a desperate attempt to avoid climax.

Yet Sam wouldn’t let me do that. Of course not. She grins a wicked grin and matches Zutiria’s pace until both of Meri’s breasts are a blurry, jiggling tunnel of plush pleasure pumping up and down my shaft. “Nuh-uh, Daddy. Don’t even think of holding back. Cum alllllll over her already!”

“FUCK, MERI-”

“M-Master!! My boobs feel sooo gooood... but... I... I want to you feel even better for me s-so, um... please... g-give me all of your... hot... sticky... mess!!” As she begs, she starts playing with Sam and Zutiria’s pussies as hard as she can and despite her inexperience both girls enjoy her diligence.

The frenzied moans of my first two lovers and the pleading, sweet voice of my latest one urges me on and I lose it.

“AHHHH-” Howling from the pleasure of sweet release between her pillowy mounds I bend over and support myself by placing my hands on both sides of Meri’s shoulders atop the bed. My heavy, churning balls retract up inside me while firing off blast after blast of burning desire all over not only her deep valley of cleavage but her sweet, ‘innocent’ face. Her blushed cheeks, her long, girly eyelashes hiding her crimson eyes and her open, expectant mouth complete with pink pouty lips... all of it painted white with my love for her.

Meri’s so cute, and she’s all mine from now on... I look at the massive load I had to give her and smile, watching as she hungrily laps up my cum from her face wherever her tongue can reach it.

Predictably, her Guildmates join in on the fun and much to my surprise I watch as something I only ever dreamed of happening unfolds before my eyes. As Sam and Zutiria lick her face dutifully, it trails off into something more and the three share a long, passionate threeway lesbian kiss.

It’s not even for my arousal, they each get totally into it as I just sit here watching. They trade Meri’s tongue back and forth between their own, swirling around and sharing every drop of my cum as equally as they can until finally all three sets of eyes look up at me.

“I think Daddy liked that.”

‘What man wouldn’t enjoy watching his harem share his delicious, magical semen via a lovely kiss, hm?’

“H-His harem...?” Meri’s blush increases while her eyes sparkle with perverted interest.

Two’s company but three's a crowd.’ She smiles gently down at Meri, who smiles warmly in return.

“I’m not done yet. There’s still two of you who deserve a good fucking, after all. Who’s next?”

“What a fucking BEAST you are, Daddy~” Sam giggles like a little minx and bites her lip, before sitting up to kiss me. I take the opportunity to remove her red bra and let it drop to the bed, and soon her naked tits are pressed up against my chest.

“Mmmm,” The Princess moans into our kiss and pulls away, smiling and blushing just a tiny bit before looking back down to Meri. “Hey Zuzu?”

Yes, Sammy?

“How about you and me show the new girl Daddy’s favorite position?”

Hell yes. I like where this is going.

What a lovely idea, she’ll need to see how it’s done and it’s better if she watches us have a go at it first.

“Scoot over, Meri.” I say and smile as I lay flat on my back, Meri sitting up and tiredly watching what happens next.

The Shield Maiden blushes, “Um... what’s your favorite position? I’ve... I’ve watched you all a lot... and you guys change around a lot that... it’s hard to guess... b-but I’m guessing it’s cuh... cowgirl? Since he’s on his back?”

“Fu-fu-fuu!” Sam does an overexaggerated laugh and flips her golden mane of hair behind her, like a dramatic Princess. “Such a naive little girl you are, Meri. As if mere cowgirl would be enough to satisfy our man’s animalistic cravings!”

“Excuse me?”

Zutiria pats me reassuringly on my head. ‘She means it in a good way.’

“T-than what is it?” Meri gulps and watches with intense curiosity.

Sam sits up and spreads her legs wide over my hips before dropping down her steaming, hot pussy down the length of my entire cock in one powerful downward thrust. “MMN- Y-You’re half right, Meri. Daddy loves a girl on top bouncing on his dick like there’s no tomorrow...”

Zutiria then stands up over top of me and I look straight up, seeing the petite Mage’s bare slit drooling down onto my face and the adorable cheeks of her little, round butt. She begins to lower them as well, placing her sopping cunt down onto my lips and her cute ass on the rest of my face.

But what Sir REALLY loves is a nice butt to sit on him and a pussy for him to eat while his cock is busy. Nothing makes him feel more like a man.

I moan into Zutiria’s lower lips, making my agreement incredibly obvious by beginning to eat her out properly. Sam notices my enthusiasm as well, as I swell even harder inside her making the Princess moan and begin to rock her hips.

Meri covers both of her hands over her mouth and gasps. “N-No way...!! To think that Master’s favorite position was so... so lewd, and degenerate!” The naked Shield Maiden pauses and notices the contradiction. “Um. N-No, nevermind. That makes sense...”

“Heh, you’re cute Meri. But Daddy won’t... mmm... be satisfied if you don’t learn to take the initiative and fuck him properly. Sure, he loves to tease you but he’ll want you on top like this too.” The Princess starts taking a surprisingly proud tone as she bucks her hips down into my pelvis, swallowing me whole and caressing me in her warm pink walls.

“I... I can do it!” Meri pumps her fists up even though she seems very shy about it. “I-I have a small question, though...”

Sam smirks and once again flips her hair backwards. She’s really getting into being Meri’s superior and showing off... luckily for me, her style of showing off also includes fucking me with enthusiasm. “No doubt, ask away! I... ohhh fuu-huh-uuuuck... I’ll teach you anything you need to know~”

“Um... I know it’s a kink thingy but... why do you call him Daddy?”

Sam blushes and looks away nervously, not expecting this question. “Uh... you see... mm...”

Sammy has severe parental neglect issues and has imprinted on dear Sir here thanks to their age difference. She’s like an adorable lost puppy, if you can ignore the weird undertones going on in their dynamic.’ The snarky Mage quips as she softly moans and grinds her pussy across my lips left and right, enjoying each and every tender kiss I give her.

The Princess’s face reddens and she reaches out to roughly squeeze Zutiria’s small, perky breasts with her hands. “S-SHUT UP! EVEN IF IT’S TRUE YOU DON’T HAVE TO SAY IT SO PLAINLY!!” In her sudden embarrassment she starts pumping me in and out of her tight pussy with reckless, angry abandon.

Mmmmm...’ Zutiria’s head falls backwards and her mouth opens silently from the onset of this new pleasure. She was probably aiming for this outcome to begin with... Zutiria’s even better than I am when it comes to getting Sam to do what she wants.

“It’s ok Sam... I’m not that much older than you so I get it, s-sort of?” Meri meekly offers as she nervously bites her lip. “I-I think it’s kinda hot...”

Sam rolls her eyes as she drops down powerfully on my cock, splitting her pliant cunt wide open in the process. “What a- MMNNN- What a surprise, the perv thinks my daddy issues are hot...”

“N-NO!! I... I mean, um...?”

Now now, children.’ Zutiria sarcastically gains their attention despite my invasive tongue beginning to invade her tiny slit and sample the tasty juices oozing from within. ‘Why don’t you... ahhh... come and join us, Meri?

The Shield Maiden’s shock is apparent as she looks at the Mage with interest and concern. “What? B-But there’s no room...”

Nonsense. Stand between us and face towards... mmm, me...’ Zutiria momentarily shuts her eyes from the ongoing assault. I raise my hands to hold her tiny butt in place so that my tongue can further lap at all the little bumps and folds of her pussy it can reach.

“Oh... okay...” Hesitantly, Meri lifts herself up off the bed and raises her leg to mount me. She blushes heavily as soon as she realizes her big, bubble butt is pointed directly at a predatory Princess...

But it’s too late.

“HYAAAA!!” Meri shrieks as soon as Sam’s hands dig into the cheeks of her ass, and she reflexively leans over to give the Princess a stunning view of her plump, red, recently-fucked pussy. Even after the thorough cleaning that her Guildmates gave it, she’s still slightly dripping small streams of my semen.

Sam wastes absolutely no time diving straight in and Meri’s drooling mouth hangs wide open as she starts getting pleasured with little warning. “S-Sam...! Nooooo...!” Her protests are incredibly unconvincing, and Sam doesn’t let them deter her from eating out the juicy, fat cunt present before her.

Zutiria, thanks to her short height, is now face to face with the Shield Maiden’s heavy, drooping tits. I imagine this was also part of her plan because she licks her lips and lifts the slightly bruised titties to her lips and sucks down on both of Meri’s perky nipples at once. ‘Don’t mind if... mmm... I do...

This is heaven. I can’t do much besides lay here and fuck Sam while giving Zutiria the cunnilingus of her life, but hearing them pleasure each other and listening to them talk, bicker and banter about how best to bring me satisfaction... 

It’s like Zutiria said earlier. I’ve had countless threesomes thus far, but this... this is absolute harem sex. It makes a man feel like a god.

Every time I thrust up into Sam I feel my control slipping and unlike before where I wanted desperately to impress Meri with her first time I know I don’t need to work as hard with my young blonde lover. She wants me to cum as fast as possible as evident by the ever increasing frenzied pace of her hips gliding my meat in and out of her pussy like a well oiled machine.

Zutiria’s moans become louder and her hips tremble against my face- especially when I reach around and start fingering her swollen clit with my finger. She’s getting closer, too, and Meri’s not faring much better.

This intense pleasure can’t continue much longer and of course, it doesn’t. I suddenly jerk upwards as far back as Sam’s tight tunnel will allow me and throb violently as she cums against my manhood. The Princess screams loudly into Meri from behind while eating her out, and the sudden intensity ramps up even harder. While riding out her own orgasm she determinately focuses on pushing the Shield Maiden over the edge and it works, the ever so slightly chubby girl’s body jerks as she screams and squirts her creamy, feminine honey all over the Princess’s red, lust-filled face.

My tongue coupled with the sight of the trembling maiden unraveling at the seams before her eyes pushed Zutiria to her own orgasm as well, the tiny girl whimpering and moaning as loudly as her damaged vocal cords will allow her to. Just then I meet the same fate as dear Sam, since Zutiria has not the power to hold back her delicious flood of love juices from pouring out of her convulsing slit that spasms and clenches my tongue.

It goes without saying that like any domino I too must fall in the end, and my last big thrust up into Sam’s tightness draws out a guttural groan from my throat up into Zutiria’s womanhood. My boiling flood of male essence baths the Princess’s sensitive pussy shortly after and blast after blast surges out of me, despite being my third load it’s no less voluminous than the second or even the first. I’d thank the Goddess but I don’t want another interruption.

Everyone kind of tumbles off of me after that. Sam falls to the left, Meri to the right, and Zutiria falls down to my crotch. It goes without saying that Everyone is a breathing, panting mess.

“W-Wow...” Meri dreamily moans. “That... that was just like in all those naughty books... I-I didn’t think everyone could actually cum all at the s-same time like that in real life...”

“I’m just that good.” I laugh softly as I take a deep breath.

“And I helped!” Sam huffs proudly from my side, making sure that Meri acknowledges who got her off just now.

“T-thank you, Sam... that... that felt really, really good...”

“Damn. STRAIGHT.” Sam smirks, once more taking the bratty Princess tone. It’s odd. She’s usually submissive with me and Zutiria although she’s dominant whenever she or I want her to be, but Sam seems very determined on asserting herself as Meri’s superior and making it clear to the young brunette that as far as she’s concerned, Meri answers to her.

It’s really cute yet hot as hell at the same time. Like a kid with a crush, almost.

“Are... we done now?” The sweet brunette asks with a hint of disappointment in her voice. “I know you can go a lot of rounds in one night b-but... maybe three girls is too much at once?”

Zutiria finally recovers enough to scoot herself closer to my dick and suddenly I feel both of her tiny hands grip the base and soon after she takes my head into her warm, wet mouth.

Don’t be silly, Meri. The most important rule of any proper harem is one for all and all for one. It’s my turn.’ Zutiria tells the wide-eyed Shield Maiden as she begins to suck my cock diligently enough to return me to full, Goddess-endowed hardness yet again.

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