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Day 2 of my journey for love. Unfortunately the weekend has come to an end making this endeavor just that bit harder. After a night of googling I have decided I don’t have the courage to go out and approach women so I will have to settle with Tinder. Although it may be extremely scuffed perhaps it might just work. 

“Ok so how does Tinder work. I believe all I have to do is continuously swipe right and I should be fine.”

Wow this is so easy why was I even afraid of failing in the first place. Ooh a notification. Damn it’s just Doug, looks like he wants us to hang out again with Jenny. Well if I don’t go now I’ll seem like a dick but Jenny’s also pretty cool so it won’t be too bad. I’m sure I’ll have plenty of time to find a girlfriend later.

Unknowingly, Harry had mastered the forbidden sacred art of procrastination.


After classes ended I met up with Doug and Jenny. Looking at them now I wonder how someone as average as myself is friends with these two who seem to shine so brightly. Probably cause Doug is special and will always have a place for me in his heart. Oh how blessed I am.

”Harry we’re gonna go play mini golf. Loser buys dinner.”

”Alright Doug but I must warn you I have my lucky golf ball with me.”

Well at least I hope it’s lucky.

Daily Mission:

Rank F

Destroy Doug in mini golf.

Reward - 1 Gacha Token

Well Doug it seems today is your unlucky day.


Damn. After suffering a brutal defeat at the hands of Jenny we went to eat dinner. It seems that golf ball wasn’t as lucky as I had originally thought however thankfully I wasn’t dead last. Although Doug has noticeable muscles he sucks at just about every sport. Even though he loses every time he keeps coming back for more which is something I can truly admire about him.

”Wow free dinner tastes amazing.”

”Sis please stop you’re making my wallet cry.”

”I feel your pain Doug. Don’t worry we’ll make it through this together.”

You have received 1 gacha tokens!

I guess technically I did destroy Doug still. The system knew I had absolutely no chance against Jenny so it didn’t even mention her. I guess you aren’t all that bad you stupid system. 

Compulsory Mission:

Rank F

Give Jenny a hug. Must last at least 5 seconds.

Reward - 2 Gacha Tokens

Failure - Minus 1 Gacha Token

I keep calling it stupid god dammit I’m an idiot. I never learn do I. I’ll wait for when we leave to do this.

”Guys. Group hug!”

”Hey sis take a picture hurry.”

Ha take that stupid system. Even with all that power it seems you aren’t too smart are ya.

You have received 2 Gacha Token!


Finally within the confines of my cozy room it’s time to do some gacha rolls. Alright first things first, I have to play some epic music on my new laptop. Can’t let these speakers go to waste now can I? I pray to the amazing system that I get a S rank!

You have received Rank F - Lollipop

Ok maybe I was aiming a bit too high. I pray to the amazing system that I get an A rank!

You have received Rank C - Perfect Hair

”YEEEEEEEEESSSSS”

”Woof!”

”Ahahaha who’s a good boy!”

”Woof woof!”

It’s not an A rank but it’s also not an F rank. That’s a win in my book and it’s a damn good thing Jordan isn’t here to ruin the moment. Alright I guess I’ve used up my luck today though I would enjoy at least a D rank it would be a nice surprise.

You have received Rank E - Lipstick

That’s fair I was getting a bit greedy. So what does this perfect hair thing do.

Perfect Hair - Your hair is now always smooth, silky, and smells good.

What really? Oh OH this is even better than touching Henry! Thank you almighty system for blessing me with your powers once again! Also no offense Henry. It smells just like flowers and rainbows and everything nice. I’m so relaxed right now that I feel like I could go out and easily get a girlfriend. Hell why shouldn’t I just do that right now!

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”I’m sorry I already have a boyfriend.”

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”I don’t have time to talk I’m busy.”

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”Ha! Look at this guy. Is he actually trying to ask me out?”

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ahh yes this is why I don’t go outside I almost forgot. The outside world is not fit for a virgin like myself. Although my hair is so nice now it seems it can’t beat Henry when it comes to healing my soul.

”Come here you little good boy. How could I ever say you’re worse than hair.”

”Woof”


I seem to be in want I like to call “a pickle”. After sending messages to tons of girls I have yet to receive a single response. This Tinder thing, it looks like it’s just as unforgiving as the outside world. Well at least I don’t have to face the embarrassment but I still feel like shit. 

“Henry when will I get a response from a girl? Or even better have a girl initiate the conversation. Am I really such a boring guy or am I just too average.”

”Woof”

“Poor Henry you’re just a dog and you can’t even have a girlfriend. Don’t worry bud when I get a girlfriend and have a stable income I’ll get you as many bitches as you want.”

”Woof!”

*ding*

Someone responded! It seems karma truly does exist, or perhaps the universe wants Henry to get a girlfriend quicker. Either way Henry is a good boy. WAIT someone initiated the conversation this isn’t a response. I was not trained for this what do I do.

Cathy: Hey I saw ur profile and thought you seemed pretty cool

Harry: Hi Cathy you look very pretty!

nailed it.

Cathy: So what do you like doing?

Harry: I enjoy playing games like Rocket League, League of Legends, and Minecraft I also love dogs and am petting one at this very moment.

Cathy: Ooo I love Minecraft but I’m afraid that I’m more of a cat person

Harry: Ha makes sense cause ur name is Cat-hy!

I’m on a roll right now god damn. Hmm. Cathy? Please respond... It looks like I’ll be crying myself to sleep today. At least I have my beautiful black hair.

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