Hinata approached Kaguya with a frown on her face, causing Kaguya to slightly raise her guard, despite doubting that Hinata could do anything to her.
Hinata stood in front of Kaguya, and after looking at her up and down, she sighed deeply before a wry smile appeared on her face.
"Oh well, I guess there is nothing that can be done. Since we'll be staying together for a long time, we might as well get along. The name is Hinata."
Kaguya couldn't help but be surprised at how easily Hinata let go of her grudge. Kaguya assumed that she was part of Yuna's harem, so she didn't expect her to drop her hostility against someone who wanted to join so easily.
"Hello, I'm Kaguya Ootsutsuki. Nice to meet you too, and I hope we will get along from now on."
In the few hours that Yuna talked with Kaguya, her mindset had changed drastically. Not only was she no longer constantly bombarded by the chakra fruit's corruption, making her more easy-going, but she also had a drastic change regarding how she looked at other people.
It turns out that hearing story after story of someone getting their lineage extinguished due to acting arrogantly is quite the excellent medicine to quell someone's arrogance. Therefore, she had no trouble speaking with Hinata as an equal.
"Hehe, the name's Anko, nice to meetcha~ Say, could you tell me what gives you more pleasure? Is it S or M?"
While Hinata facepalmed at that question and Yuna chuckled in amusement, Kaguya tilted her head in confusion. She didn't know what that meant.
"I don't know what 'es or em' means, but as for pleasure..."
Kaguya thought about it for a moment before a slight blush appeared on her face.
"... It felt really amazing when grandma kissed me, hehe."
Hinata and Anko glanced at each other, pity clearly visible in their eyes. If just kissing was what Kaguya considered to give her a lot of pleasure, she would probably melt rather quickly as soon as things got more steamy.
"Okay, I'll accept that answer for now. Anyway, what is your favorite sexual position?"
"OI! What the hell, Anko!"
While Hinata was a little outraged by Anko's ridiculous questions, Kaguya tilted her head yet again while a bit of blush appeared on her face when sex was mentioned.
"Sexual positions? Are the more than one?"
It felt like a lightning strike just hit Yuna, Hinata, and Anko when they heard Kaguya's answer. Simultaneously, they looked forward to her ahegao face when Yuna inevitably pushed her over the edge.
Anyway, while Yuna's group was chatting, Karin slowly approached the little gathering with somewhat shaky steps. Most people were still unconscious due to being trapped in a genjutsu for a long time, but Karin already made it back up and instantly wandered towards Yuna's location.
Naturally, Yuna noticed Karin approaching them and pointed her out for Kaguya.
"Another harem member is coming. She's called Karin, and if you ever feel like you want to try out some humiliating punishments, then she is your go-to person. Karin, this is Kaguya, an alien from space. She's just become part of my harem."
Kaguya looked at Yuna in confusion, not understanding why she would be willing to have someone from her harem humiliated. However, Karin's reaction shed at least some light on the situation.
"Haa~ As expected of Yuna-sama: A tongue lashing before I fully reach you. So exciting~"
As for Yuna's second sentence, she mentally answered it with: It's Yuna, so it's fine.
Meanwhile, Kaguya could understand that Karin likes getting insulted, but not why that was the case. She couldn't understand how someone would be happy about being insulted.
While Kaguya pondered on that mystery, Karin straightened her back as a serious expression appeared on her face.
"However, I want to make one thing clear. Yuna-sama is the only one who is allowed to humiliate me... Well, I'm fine with Anko-sama doing it as well... Hinata's fine as well, I guess... Well, I haven't spent much time with Mei, but... well... hehe~."
Creepy laughter came out of Karin's mouth as she imagined all kinds of kinky scenes. After another fit of creepy giggles, Karin's eyes landed on Kaguya and observed her with intrigue.
"I wonder what it feels like to get spanked by an alien?"
Although she only murmured these words under her breath, the others could still hear her, causing them to smile wryly. So much for not everyone being allowed to humiliate her.
Meanwhile, Sasuke finally stopped screaming "kai" like a madman and regained his focus. He looked at Yuna's back as a dangerous gleam passed through his eyes.
"Surely, I will be able to do it now. I was granted the power of a god. No matter how ridiculous her fight against Madara was, I can best her now. I can do it.
If I ask her for a one-on-one fight, I'm sure no one will interfere. As for that persistent Kaguya illusion, I'll just ignore it."
Sasuke lifted his foot and took his first step toward Yuna, and as soon as he did, Yuna's head snapped in his direction, causing a shiver to go down his spine.
Yuna's gaze met his, and Sasuke immediately felt like he was just plunged into the abyss as two madness-filled eyes seemed to hover above him.
"Sasuke..."
A shudder went through Sasuke's spine when he heard Yuna calmly stating his name.
"...are you sure you want to do this?"
Sasuke felt like ice was covering his whole body as Yuna's emotionless words washed passed him.
"A fight to the death..."
Sasuke's whole body shivered in fear as the only thing he could see right now was a giant pair of piercing purple eyes that were looking down on him.
"Do you wish for me to grant you..."
He felt an ice-cold hand grasping his neck, slowly wringing his life out. He wanted to free himself from the hand, but he couldn't move his body. Not even his Rinnegan was useable.
{...death?}
Suddenly, everything returned to normal, except for Sasuke screeching in absolute terror before coughing out some blood and fainting.
Yuna gave him another glance while wiping away a trickle of blood flowing out off the corner of his mouth.
'Shitty small fry.'
[Why didn't that kill him?]
'Because it was a question and not an order.'
[Okay, and WHY didn't you kill him?]
'Because I saw the good in him.'
[Bullshit!]
'Because it would be morally wro...'
[Don't even try to go in that direction. We both know that the needle of your moral compass is made out of ice instead of metal.]
'Fine, he is just too fun to mess with.'
[That sounds more like it.]
The needle made of ice instead of metal is so true, it just points to whatever she feels like at the moment, she has power over ice after all.
Didn't she lend it to Jack Sparrow ?
@Xuan Jack Frost?
@vito That's Captain to you!
I have no idea why, but I suddenly want not Sasuke, but Satsuki to become Hokage.
He will probably develope a two person disorder where he will even discuss stuff with his other side. Remember that the path to grow is acceptance and Yuba is the kind of presence that you either Accept, go crazzy with denial or plain old get killed because of it.
He will probably be force to accept her contradicting his normal self, making Sasuke either get a more reasonable personality disorder known as, Satsuki, made to cope with the situation and addapt to the bullsh*t that surounds them or completely shut himself in his own mindscape, maybe letting Satsuki as a blank canvas for Tsunade to mold into a perfect Hokage.
Personally I like the Split personality where when Satsuki takes over Sasuke transform into his femenine side and viseversa. Maybe later they can get a true balance mixing both forms in to a Futa variant where they would reach the Peak of an Uchiha with the help of Yuna's cultivation arts and Indra's inherritance. Besides having Sasuke argue with Satsuiki would be hilarious and the others would be like, "Well it Sasuke we talking about." and then ignore them.
love
@Ruíso for being an uchiha your argument is valid
With this, Sasuke completely lost his ball, turning him into a woman eternally
No that needs to be a fight with Naruto with an elf watching over the fight, lol.
Thanks for the chapter!
Now Yuna just needs to give Sakura a d*ck and the Uchiha household's husband and wife roles will be reversed.
Wait, wouldn’t that actually be a valid path for Sakura to keep the idiot to herself, with that law about them needing to take multiple wives to save the bloodline, can get around Blythe boring legalese with the last person being female xD
i had the exact same tought xD
Thanks for the chapter.
Yuna with a moral compass... Ok, one made of ice is understandable
I was half expecting a
Yuna: would you like me to grant you... {Boobs?}
It's Yuna, so it's fine.
this is by far the most relevant sentence in the whole series, it's a way to keep oneself sane, you know!
Sanity is overrated, embrace the madness!
@Asatur agreed
i am proud to say that my heart makes it 69
She couldn't understand that someone would be happy about being insulted.
She couldn't understand how someone
So much to not everyone is allowed to humiliate her.
So much for not everyone being allowed
"Surely, I will be able to do it now. I was granted the power of a god. No matter how ridiculous her fight against Madara was, I can best her now. I can do it.
Did you not see that Madara also had the Rinnegan?
So, where is Sakura right now anyways? Did she even take part in this war?
Otsutsuki
Ootsutsuki
be happy bout being insulted
about
out of the corner of his mouth.
of her mouth.