Just like that, Yuna was declared innocent of all crimes regarding the accusation of killing multiple daimyos and nobles. And moments later, the convenient scapegoat, Akatsuki, was declared the organization responsible.
Naturally, not all nobles were stupid and blinded by pride and greed, so a few of the people present were pretty much certain that Yuna killed these people. However, why would they say anything about that?
They might have never seen a battlefield, but most of them would rather not have their armies fight a hundred-meter-tall giant that could level mountains within seconds, and they certainly wouldn't want such a being to appear in the middle of their capital.
Additionally, all of them reaped benefits from this, so why complain?
Although all of them were happy, they also realized that it could have easily been them who Yuna got rid of, making them cautious of her.
Some of them planned to secretly get rid of her before smiling wryly at their own thoughts. Get rid of her? Sure, that's easy. They only had to hire around three people at the God of Shinobi's level of strength. Easy.
With that thought in mind, most of the people present decided to simply not bother Yuna while living a good life.
A while later, it was time for the festivities to start, but before that could happen, it was time for another speech.
Yet again, Yuna stood on top of a pedestal in front of thousands of people, but unlike the previous time, most of them seemed to be in a daze, not really knowing what to do with themselves.
Naturally, it was not scheduled for Yuna to hold this speech, but no one stopped her this time.
Yuna's gaze wandered over the crowd and immediately understood what was happening. She spread her arms wide open and started speaking with a bombastic voice that seemed to echo loudly throughout the gathering, making everyone hear her clearly.
"WE HAVE WON THIS WAR!!!"
Yuna's loud voice got a lot of people out of their daze, and a few seconds later, the first shinobi started cheering, quickly followed by some more, until the whole gathering consisted of shinobi that were roaring in joy.
Most of them hadn't even fully realized that the war was over. They were trapped inside a powerful genjutsu, and someone told them that the war was over as soon as they woke up.
It was like telling someone who was still half asleep something essential but a severer version of that. Only now did they manage to get out of their daze.
'Kurama, this will be disgusting, so you may not want to listen.'
[Pah, as if it could be this bad.]
'Okay, I warned you.'
"Fellow shinobi... NO! Fellow humans: this victory was only possible due to the combined efforts of all of us!"
[That wasn't too bad.]
"Despite our misgivings with the shinobi of other countries, we stood firm together, as one united front, not just as shinobi, but as comrades..."
[Uhhh...]
"... NO, as brothers and sisters-in-arms!"
[*Urgh* I'm feeling a little sick.]
"This war wasn't just won due to our skill and tactics. We defended humanity because we trusted in our comrades and fought to the bitter end!"
While Kurama's stomach problems were getting more intense, the crowd was heating up as Yuna painted them a picture of bitter enemies uniting to defeat a superior foe, making their blood pump.
"This war was won due to our united strength, our unity, our comradery and..."
[*Gag*]
"... the love for our nation, for humanity!"
[*HURLS*]
The crowd went wild as everyone cheered for their victory, which all of them were totally responsible for.
[That... was disgusting.]
'Power of love, baby!'
[*Urgh* Did you die and another person took over your body?]
'Hehe, nope, and I'm about to prove that.'
"Now, it's finally time for the last step to truly end this whole incident."
Question marks popped up above most people's heads as they wondered what Yuna was talking about, while a few others assumed she was talking about the festival.
Contrary to what everyone was expecting, she clapped her hands together and flared her chakra, resulting in quite a few people putting up their guard.
"[Uzumaki Divine Pranking Style: Ultimate Move: Supreme Celestial Cake Descends from the Heavens]"
At first, no one knew what was going on, but since Yuna said something about the heavens, more and more people looked up, causing them to go into a daze.
"You have got to be shitting me."
No one knew who said that, but most people agreed to these words as the clouds parted, revealing a colossal cake flying down from the sky, approaching their position.
Oonoki's eyes bulged when he saw the familiar yet unfamiliar technique.
'I didn't get a chance to shine against Madara, but this is my chance. I will make it lighter and stop it!'
Without a moment of hesitation, Oonoki shot into the sky towards the cake, causing nearby shinobi to cheer him on.
He was only a few meters away from the cake, so he quickly activated his jutsu.
"[Earth Style: Super Light-W...]"
*Splat*
Oonoki flew straight into the cake and vanished. Well, this wasn't a massive boulder, so he obviously couldn't just grab it.
While many people were grieving over Oonoki's "demise", many people sent their hopeful glances at Naruto. Since he could keep up with Madara and the rest, they assumed that he might be able to do something about this.
When Naruto saw everyone's expectations, a serious expression appeared on his face, giving everyone hope.
Moments later, he disappeared from his position and reappeared next to Ino, grabbing her waist.
"Sorry, dad."
Just before Naruto teleported again, Ino said these words to her father, and moments later, they reappeared next to Haku, whose waist Naruto grabbed as well.
"Sorry about that, Zab... father."
Just like Ino did to her father, Haku directed a few words at Zabuza before vanishing as well. This time, he didn't reappear in the vicinity making the people realize what was going on.
"""""""""""DAMN, HE DITCHED US!!!"""""""""""
With Oonoki and Naruto gone, the gathered people could only feel despair as the gigantic cake approached their position.
Madness filled Yuna's eyes as she spread her arms in glee.
"LET THEM EAT CAKE!!!"
*SPLAT*
Fin~
You mentioned wanting to write "Yuna in bleach", do you still plan on doing that?
I just hope its Yuna and Naruto in bleach, they made nice combo and too many girls for a single harem.
I hope she somehow drags kurama with her as her zanpakuto
@otteras Kurama going to be so cringe every time Yuna shout his name when using bankai lol
@nova311040 No point in them being shinigami, they can troll everyone and involve themselves in the plot easy enough with their current powers.
@podlizurko im pretty sure "too much girls" is not something Yuna would have said about a group few orders of magnitude larger than what she has...
She simply gathers them over time.
@podlizurko I mean, using a zanpakuto while not being a shinigami sound like a good trolling plan. To both the residents in Bleach and Kurama.
@podlizurko A female version of Sosuke Aizen. EDIT: Kill off (or change) most of the men in Bleach too. Too many are too arrogant, stupid, and far too stubborn in their ways. Like Yamamoto, the bastard. Or Byakuya.
@nova311040 lots of fun stuff could happen if you bend the timeline, will be a bunch of fun to read.
Yes
@Maerry You know, i completely missed the fact that "bending" the timeline could be Yuna to do with Yuna bending everyone, and i dont know if i meant that or the normal thing
@otteras I just realized Yuna wouldn't even use a zanpakuto she would slap them around with her self created Ice sword.
And aren't half the male cast of bleach Young Masters?
Yuna meeting Kenpatshi will be fun.
@otteras Kenpatchi Zaraki and Yuna, aye? That would be quite interesting. I'd like to know what her zanpakto would look like if she had one though. And a lot of the male cast are definitely young masters due to them being sons of either high ranking, famous, or unknown, but possibly once famous people. A few actually are masters. Few are 'commoners' like Kenpachi and… I think his name was Hana something? In English the guy's name was literally Blossom (or part of it). Haven't watched the anime in a few years, but I remember some things like this.
@Nightbringer Same, i only remember small parts of the story, since its been so long since i read the manga, but i would love to see Yuna's interaction to the bad ass old fire guy
@Jessy Yes! Extremely fun to read — but not without Yuna. WAIT A MOMENT! Would Yuna reach the end of her lifespan, die, and reincarnate in Bleach, OR Would she be able to cross time, space, and dimensions somehow and bring whoever she wants with her? Or maybe she could aim to find a way back home to Konoha? Maybe gain the power to switch dimensions whenever while she’s at it? PLEASE ADD A ZANPAKTO! Does she have experience with a scythe? While we’re at it, she could have a Zanpakto that could change forms and slash through dimensions. ………… @Maerry It’s up to you though of course. It would be entertaining either way. THE STORIES COULD BE ENDLESS, HAHAHAHA!
@Jessy Oh yes! Haha! Let’s see if he can retain his sanity in the face of insanity itself! The old fire guy’s last name is Yamamoto. I know his first name, but I can’t spell it. My best shot is Genryusi. Either way, the story would be entertaining. Yuna could knock some sense into quite a few people while she’s at it.
@podlizurko maybe getting inspiration of her reincarnation and her clan transferring to different worlds, she makes way to do so, but make it even more fun they have start at bottom again and have to adapt to new worlds power systems, though they technically get keep their powers but they adapt to new world laws but dont get then right away but gain them based on new world, and each world she brings her crew she gains going across various worlds, and so like maybe characters from this one, and characters from bleach goes to one piece as her pirate crew as well characters from that world will join her for next world too. Each one going to new and more dangerous world,
@DemeanCosmos I’ve honestly never watched One Piece. Sounds quite interesting though
@Nightbringer each to their own, plus with likeliness of them going to one piece after bleach is high least if not next eventually, so give excuse to read/watch it, thought love see yuna is ok pick up girls in the dungeon, that story with gods come down to world and support adventurers in the dungeon, i do think she would take great inspiration of the sigal on backs of adventurers that give nearly accurate depictions of their abilities, love see yuna create her own version, so people can easily tell what chakra type they have as well any bloodlines or unique charka abilities(for got what called, this way they dont need waist making chakra papers for test as well know immediately what they have to work with, maybe even add cultivation information like what cultivation type is best suited for them etc, also maybe using yuna as core of the system like how gods are for original story of the idea, but use yuna as core, the. Each of her family gets a marker sign that holds the information and only members with sign can understand it as sign only makes it legible for sign users