Josh: So Chilled...
Chilled: What?
Josh: Know the way out of this stupid fucking green room?
Chilled: Does it look like I know?
Josh: Well. We're stuck here until someone gets us.
Chilled: Or we can maybe find a switch or something.
Josh: Where?
Chilled: I don't know! I said maybe!
...
Ze: Maybe someone might be in this room?
Smarty: A white room?
Simon: Who's there? Who is it?
Vik & Ethan: Simon?
Simon: Vik? And Ethan?
Vik: Yes! It's us!
Ze: *Climbs up the ladder* Push the ladder up so I can give it to Simon.
Vik: Okay.
Ethan: Simon! Climb the ladder, Steven is giving you!
Simon: This one?
Ze: Yes!
Simon: Thanks guys. I don't know what I'd do without you guys.
Ethan: Come on man, grab your gear.
Smarty: Was there anyone else with you?
Simon: There was, but he was a cunt and left me.
Ze: Sounds like Chilled.
Smarty: True. True.
Ze: He would do something like that.
Vik: Let's continue!
Simon: Where?
Ethan: To save our friends!
Ze: So far we've checked the red room, yellow room, and white room.
Smarty: What's with the colors?
Vik: Ethan was in the red room. I was in the yellow room. Simon was in the white room.
Simon: It has to be our GTA colors.
Ethan: That means Josh is in orange.
Simon: Isn't he lime green now?
Ethan: Oh. Right.
Ze: What about us?
Smarty: I don't know.
Ze: Red for me. Yellow for Smarty. Maybe colors we usually play as?
Smarty: Sounds about right.
Vik: Is that a green room over there?
Ethan & Simon: Josh!
Ze: Galm!
Vik: Wait, guys. Let's listen in first.
Josh: What would you do if we were stuck here forever?
Chilled: Probably cry, I guess. I was going to get married too.
Ze: Wait a minute. Is that Chilled? If he's here, then he couldn't have left Simon in the white room.
Vik: Technically, he could and then be stuck here with Josh.
Ze: But then why would he be stuck if he knows how to get out?
Vik: Maybe they have a different room compared to us?
Smarty: The ladder's right here.
Simon: Well, I think I would recognize him if I saw him again.
Ethan: Shush. I can still hear them talking.
Josh: You would cry? I mean I would too.
Chilled: Are you engaged?
Josh: No, but I've been with her for more than four years. [This was written before they got engaged. Don't kill me, please]
Chilled: Same. *starts to cry*
Ze: I hear tears.
Vik: Are they crying?
Simon: Makes sense. They both have girlfriends who they have missed since being sent here after our gaming session.
Ethan: Let's help them out now. Josh!
Ze: Chilled!
Josh: *wipes eyes* Did I just hear my name being called?
Chilled: I think I did too.
Vik: Josh! Climb this ladder! You too, Chilled!
Josh: Vik? Are you my savior?
Vik: Stop being weird and climb this stupid thing.
Ze: Careful!
Chilled: Ze? Smarty?
Ze: It's us. Yes.
Chilled: *hugs them both*
Smarty: Alright. Alright. Hurry up and grab your things.
Chilled: What is this stuff?
Vik: Gear for us to survive this world, apparently.
Ze: According to the paper at the bottom of the chest, we are all assigned a class and we must survive as adventurers in this 'Zarborya' world.
Chilled: Alright. Let's go!
Simon: Wait. As bad as it sounds, I think we should split up.
Ethan: Why Simon?
Simon: We need to continue looking for our friends, and this group has gotten too big for us to work efficiently.
Ze: I see.
Smarty: Well, it was nice meeting you, Vik.
Vik: Likewise.
Chilled: Alliance?
Josh: What?
Chilled: I want to form an alliance with you guys so we can find a way home.
Vik: Ah. Yes. We wont attack you if you wont attack us.
Simon: Do you have a group name so we know not to attack you?
Ze: Oh, we have one.
Smarty: The Derp Crew.
Ze: Well... about that.
Smarty: What?
Ze: Never mind.
Simon: And we are the Sidemen.
Chilled: So now the Sidemen and the Derp Crew are friendly, yes?
Simon: Yes.
Ze: Bye Ethan!
Ethan: Bye Steven!
Vik: See you later!
Chilled: Alrighty boys, let's do this!
