Ze: Six copper coins? That's so little.

Galm: Thirty six copper coins from fifteen level one boars.

Chilled: We're finally level one, boys...

Smarty: Yeah!

Ze: Where do we store the money?

Galm: If only there was a menu, we could open.

Chilled: A menu? that we open?

Ze: Open a menu?

Chilled: Open Sesame!

Ze: Open Menu!

Ze: Whoa. I opened a menu.

Chilled: How?

Ze: Say 'Open Menu'.

Smarty: Open Menu.

Chilled: Open Menu.

Ze: How do we click though?

Tom: Open Menu.

Galm: Open Menu.

Chilled: Maybe with our hands?

Aphex: Open Menu.

Ze: Nothing's working.

Galm: I did it. You use your mind.

Ze: Opening character stats.

Chilled: Wow. Every stat is here.

Tom: What do I even level up?

Aphex: I know I'm going for strength.

Ze: But you're a tank.

Aphex: So? Just because I'm a tank doesn't mean I can't focus on strength.

Smarty: True.

Chilled: Smarty, you should stick to being a tank though. We need at least one actual tank.

Aphex: Also whats with that? Why did someone else choose my class?

Galm: Yeah! What the fuck?

Ze: Maybe we can change it in the future.

Galm: I hope so.

...

Simon: Wait here.

JJ: What is it, Simon?

Simon: It's the Derp Crew.

Ethan: Is it? Ze!

Simon: Shush, Ethan.

Ethan: Why? Aren't they our friends?

Simon: Sure. But let's not be associated with them.

Simon: Also the guy, who left me, is there.

Ethan: Which one?

Josh: The black one?

Simon: No! The other one.

JJ: The short one?

Simon: No! The other one.

Ethan: Him?

Simon: Yeah. They're leaving now. Let's go hunting.

...

Brian: What did you think, Tobi?

Tobi: You guys are sick, man.

Brian: Thanks. We try.

Vik: Tobi?

Tobi: Vik?

Vik: Who are you with and why?

Tobi: Come in the Guild Hall, and I'll tell you.

Vik: Okay.

Tobi: *hand gestures towards group* These people are the Silver Wolves. They have helped me train, learn, and gain exp.

Vik: Hi there. I'm Vik and this is Wizz, Lachlan, and Harry.

Tobi: What are you guys doing here?

Vik: We were looking for you, Tobi.

Harry: That's a lie. We thought you were back home.

Vik: What the fuck, Harry?

Tobi: If you guys weren't looking for me. what are you guys doing?

Vik: Come for some fun.

Brian: Sure. You can have some fun if you join the party.

Vik: Um. Can you let me think about it?

Brian: Sure. Take your time.

Tobi: What is there to think about?

Vik: Sorry, Tobi. Can you leave us?

Tobi: Okay. But still after a few years, you still don't trust me.

Vik: I don't know if they've brainwashed you or not.

Tobi: You're being paranoid, Vik.

Vik: I'm not.

Tobi: Whatever! 

Harry: I think we should join the party.

Vik: Why?

Harry: One Word. Food.

Vik: It might be a trap.

Harry: Tobi looks like he's enjoying it.

Vik: Brainwashed. He's brainwashed.

Harry: Fuck it. I don't care. I'm hungry as fuck. *leaves*

Vik: Harry!

Vik: What about you, two?

Lachlan: If you think it's a trap, we should be cautious.

Wizz: Let's join. Eat. Then leave.

Vik: That's a good idea.

Vik: Okay. We'll join you.

Brian: *uses a skill* Nah. The invitation's expired.

Vik: What?

Brian: I used a skill to detect any lies.

Brian: It detected some lies so you can leave now.

Tobi: Is that true, Vik?

Vik: Yeah.

Tobi: Shame.

Harry: Wait! I want to join you guys.

Brian: What are your intentions?

Harry: I have none.

Brian: Is that true? Yumina, can you check him with your special eye?

Yumina: Yeah. All he's thinking about is fun.

Brian: Alright. You're in!

Lachlan: Way to go, Vik.

Vik: There's nothing we can do about it.

Wizz: I'm still hungry, though.

Wizz: Do you think they'll spare some leftovers?

Vik: No. They already don't trust us.

Vik: Let's just hope Simon has better results.

...

Simon: *grunts* Why is this so hard? They are only level one.

Josh: Maybe because we're level zero?

Simon: Maybe you guys aren't trying hard enough.

Ethan: I have no more energy. *exhales* What do you mean, I'm not trying?

JJ: There's so many of them!

Josh: *grunts* Being hungry does not help us either.

Simon: Let's just hope Vik has better results.

...

Ze: Looks like a town, over there. *points to the right*

Chilled: Yep!

Galm: Let's look for an inn before anything else.

Ze: Sounds like a good idea.

Chilled: Whoa. I can't read anything.

Galm: Nothing here is in English.

Aphex: It's not in Spanish either.

Ze: Definitely not French.

Tom: Might be a whole new language.

Galm: That building over there looks like an inn.

Tom: Wait. Galm.

Galm: Huh?

Tom: That's the guild building we were brought to this morning with Brian.

Ze: Brian? Terroriser Brian?

Tom: No. This Brian owns a party in this guild hall.

Chilled: Does he speak English?

Galm: Yeah. He seems friendly too.

Ze: Then, what are we waiting for? Let's ask him for directions.

Chilled: That's a good idea. 

Tom: I don't know.

Chilled: What do you mean, Tom?

Tom: Galm and I rejected his party offer earlier.

Ze: So? We're just asking for directions.

Chilled: Yeah. It's not like we're joining him or anything.

Tom: I'm just a bit skeptical.

Ze: Of him? Didn't Galm say he was friendly?

Tom: No. Of you guys.

Chilled: Us? Why are you skeptical of us?

Tom: You might join his party over the Derp Crew.

Ze: That wont happen. Right Chilled?

Chilled: Yeah! We're all friends here.

Galm: I'll lead the way, then.