HappyVainGlory

Ran out of time to add all the usernames. I'll go do that later today. Finally done.

[Play: One Day Soon – Smith The Mister (No Copyright Music)]

[prejudicedshrimp - Do we have to?]
[lowlyponie - *Nothing really... I mean, school's pretty bad, I guess?*]
[carbonated_ninja: 50 USD - *Well, recently I rediscovered my love for metal. Also, anybody seen Dracula recently? Moon Knight keeps pestering me about him. Something about Dracula owing money.*]
[Yuu Go: 10K yen - Gacha is bad civilization.]

"Mm." Aoko nodded and said, "Yeah, it's getting to the crunch times before holidays, right? It's rough, but hang in there... And what the hell, carbonated ninja? Stop playing so much Castlemania. And Yuu, wasting your money on me isn't much better, you dumbass."

[sillyrobin - Queen is so wholesome!]
[nocturnalowl - For someone who's a crappy idol, Queen is unexpectedly pure.]
[curvycattle - Why does everyone in Project MirAIs have to be so heartwarming?]
[crabbysnake - *John really is good at picking up talents, huh?*]

Aoko's face turned a bit red, but she waved her hand and said, "Oi. Stop reading into things that aren't there. I'm a bad person, you know? I just take good care of my people."

[tatteredgnat - ...That's a good person.]
[yawningeagle - Aoko's a bad liar, huh?]
[fertilefish - *Oh, you take real good care of us, Queen.*]
[crispdeer - *Would a bad person take care of their people though?*]

"Heh." Aoko shook her head. "Whatever. You don't have to believe me. But I'm trying to be better, so don't go around ruining my good name, alright? I like you guys, but you don't want to piss me off." She smiled, but her eyes turned sharp, her blue eyes flashing with an icy light.

[lankyelk - Yes, Queen!]
[wideseal - :sweat: Is Aoko really a yakuza boss?]
[unlinedsnail - *You heard the Queen!*]
[wildelephant - *So no more raiding other streamers? Aw...*]

Aoko waved her hands. "I don't mind what you do here. I can't really do anything to stop clippers or other people from watching yet since UTube hasn't activated memberships, but you can think of this place like our headquarters." She paused. "Well, since you call me your queen, I guess it's my throne room?"

[spottedjellyfish - Yes, your majesty!]
[rainybeaver - All hail Queen Aoko!]
[ruralbison - *Aoko-sama!*]
[L2 - *If Aoko is Queen, does that make Hana 'Orange-kun' or Nonalee?*]

Aoko rolled her eyes and then crossed her legs. "You guys get excited over the smallest things... But I guess that's what makes you cute."

[silvergoose - *blush*]
[brightswan - *Queen called us cute!*]
[StraightGarbage - *...Mission failed successfully.*]
[killermole - Aaah. This is what makes the neglect play worth it.]

Aoko held up her hand and looked at her fingernails. After that, she glanced at the screen and said, "Don't get ahead of yourselves. I'm not interested in any of you perverted degenerates like that. Met enough in my time to know better. But it can't be helped if you're my people." She sighed and said, "Even if you're all bastards, you're my bastards so I'll at least listen if you come running back with tears in your eyes after being rejected again. I'll roast your ass for it, but I'll give you a pat on the back and kick you back out there."

[petulantpig - *Bet.*]
[hornyrabbit - ...But what do I do after I got dumped?]
[attachedslug - Yeah. My girlfriend dumped me after I started watching you...]
[queasysnipe - *You're the reason why we're like this, you know?!*]

Aoko's blue eyes scanned the chat, and then she laughed. "Well if you got dumped, then you let your inner trash show through too much, dumbass. Go workout, get a job, and then clean yourself up. And if you got dumped just because you're watching me, that girl's too clingy anyway. Get yourself a girl who's confident enough to let you do what you want or feisty enough to fight for your attention. Though." She smirked and leaned forward, revealing a bit more of the deep valley hidden beneath her coat. "She's in for an uphill battle."

[versatilecockroach - Alright. Time to pick up my drawing pad again.]
[mutedcattle - Hngh. Queen's aura is too strong!]
[ethicalsnake - *I thought Queen wasn't interested?*]
[hornyworm - Cringe. I come and came for the lewd anime girl, not life lessons.]

Aoko read the last message and laughed. "Well in that case..."

[hornyworm has been banned by Aoko Ryuusei Ch. Reason: Horny bastard.]

"I don't mind perverts, but learn to read the room, dumbass." Aoko rolled her eyes and said, "Go jack off to something else. Or if you're jacking off to me, at least keep it to yourself. No one likes hearing that shit."

[wanmole - Wait. So Queen is okay with that?]
[regalcrane - All hail the generous Queen Aoko!]
[busyant - *You don't mind if we lewd you?*]
[gaudyllama - *I'm enjoying #nofilter Aoko.*]

Aoko rolled her eyes. "Don't think I haven't seen those doujins. You guys are into some kinky shit. I mean, I was expecting some revengeplay stuff, but you guys really like being tied up and stepped on, huh?"

[overduefinch - Revengeplay?]
[boldswallow - *...So you're saying you're an M?*]
[shrillstarling - Oho? So Alfi wasn't joking about you and Betty?]
[smugraccoon - *But being Queen's chair is the best thing in the world!*]

"Oi! Stop putting words in my mouth." She paused and then groaned. "Goddammit."

[fatpig - www]
[singlehare - *lol*]
[messyeel - *Yep. Queen is too easy.*]
[grumpygrouse - Argh. Why can't Queens really be like this?]

Aoko sighed and then shook her head. "Look you bastards. We got off track again." She glanced at the time and said, "We've already wasted a lot of time, and you bastards still haven't given me a straight answer."

[pinkcat - *But that's because I'm not straight?*]
[aloofant - You were being serious about that?]
[flippingsalmon - I mean, it's just fun messing around with you.]
[rainbowtrout - *Chat reflects the streamer, so...*]

Aoko leaned back in her chair and laced her hands together. "Look, I'm trying to help you bastards out. And I'm being really gracious in listening to your problems, so I expect you to reply seriously. We can mess around more in the superchat reading, but right now it's real talk."

The chat froze for a little while. But then it blurred past, turning into a flurry of text. So fast that chat started to break, mixing sentences from different people together.

"O-Oi! If you guys do that I can't- Oh, right. Forgot to put slow mode on. Hold on. John wrote a plugin to help with this right...? Yeah. There it is. So if I click... There."

The chatbox floating in front of Aoko flickered before slowing down. The messages still streamed past, but it was barely readable now instead of a pixelated blur.

Aoko sighed and said, "You bastards really get excited too easily. Though I guess I'm being an alright Queen if you guys drop everything to respond that fast."

[beesknees - We'll drop to our knees too!]
[killerwasp - Everything for Queen!]
[marinefish - *You say jump, we say how high!*]
[terransquirrel - *Don't worry! Queen is best when you're awkward!*]

Aoko swiped her finger along the chatbox, scrolling through the messages. "I can't read everything since you guys are too energetic, but let's see... Work, school, getting dumped... Oh. Someone's grandmother died." She stopped scrolling and rubbed the back of her neck. "Don't really know what to say to that, but... Keep your head up. I might call you a bastard and straight garbage because you're here, but that's because I know you can do better. Remember that and make your grandmother proud, alright?"

[spiffygull - Gah. Queen's gap is worse than Alfi's.]
[kosherrabbit - Getting treated like trash and then praised...]
[thankfulkitten - *Is this how abusive relationships start?*]
[closetedchicken - *I-I think I found a new fetish...*]

"Hm..." Aoko started scrolling again and said, "Mostly just work and school." She sighed and said, "Man. You bastards are pretty weak, huh? Only a bit of stress from that and you're acting that thirsty."

[acidicdogfish - *Gotta let off steam somehow.*]
[loyalhound - But Queen! You're too beautiful!]
[diehardsnake - I can't help it when I'm standing in front of my Queen!]
[cockyturtle - *What, you gonna relieve our stress then?*]

"Fine, fine." Aoko waved her hand and said, "Do what you gotta do. Jerk off, draw that weird kinky stuff, whatever. Just keep it here and keep it tasteful. What do people say these days...? Right. Be cultured about it and act like gentlemen. I don't mind that stuff, but other people do. And we've got a reputation to uphold outside of this place." She crossed her arms and then looked down at the chat. "I don't want to hear anything about how you guys started shit or caused trouble by acting like perverts or dumbasses outside my stream. And especially with the other girls. We're all a bit crazy here, but outside we've got an image to uphold. Understood?"

[inborndeer - *We're in boys!*]
[lazymongrel - Got it, Queen!]
[freakyfox - Pervert on the inside, gentlemen on the outside. I can do that.]
[eagerbeaver - *Wait, so Queen's okay with us lewding her?*]

Aoko glanced at the chat and then rolled her eyes. "You guys f*ck around with me anyway. Not like I can stop you. But remember that I'll f*ck you up if you go too far. I'm the Queen and you guys are my people. Remember that."

[mistypeacock - ...]
[successfulhawk - T_T Queen is so generous, accepting trash like us...]
[illestparrot - So Queen is the Queen of Degeneracy. Got it.]
[thirstyboa - *But what if I want you to fvck me up?*]

"...Hah." Aoko sighed and covered her face. Still, she couldn't hide her amused smile.

[nuttysquirrel - S&M confirmed!]
[gentlepenguin - ...I hope Hana still isn't watching.]
[Hana Homura Ch. -😐]
[tactfulfowl - N-Nothing to see here, little sis!]

"Anyway." Aoko leaned back and said, "We got off on another tangent. What was I going to talk about next...?" She glanced over to the side to look at the floating agenda. "Oh right. Something big's coming at the end of the month."

[sharpalligator - Is it that time of the month yet?]
[thoughtfulraptor - Oh great. So you're still regular then.]
[Foxxy - Something big? Are you sure it isn't big enough?]
[sweatyeel - *Daaamn. So Queen needs that much foreplay?*]

"...You guys are so lucky I'm such a generous Queen. You know that?"