[Meincraft] Exploring with my big sisters!
Hana Homura Ch.
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Friday, November 29, 2:00 PM JST
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[killerwhale] *LOL. Looks like Hana doesn't trust her Big Sister Aoko.*
[uglyrat] How come I can see this exact situation happening? XD
[relevantdoggo] Hana is just standing there... menacingly.
[bubblypanda] Look at all the slimes!
[Alfis_OldChair] Alfi! That pickaxe is in the wrong hand!
[Aoko Ryuusei Ch.] Hana! Why am I running away in the thumbnail?!
[obnoxiousottor] *Not even in the stream and Queen is panicking.*
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[icyiguana] *Alfi looks so sorry for Aoko*
[puffypuppy] *That's because Aoko's a second away from a zenloss*
[fillerfish] So the Creeps have moved on to Aoko-chan, huh?
[eccentriceel] I'm in this picture and I love it.
[yellowmouse] So you're saying you're a creep?
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[Hanas_BigBro] WHO GAVE HANA A KNIFE?!
[OhanaDayoNe] OH GOD!
[sideface]🍪
[failurefox] Run, Aoko-chan! Hana wants your torch!
[TieHen] Tags: Monsters, guro, incest, humiliation
[motherduck] Oi! Keep it PG!
[responsiblerabbit] Where are all the mods these days?
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[Poppy Gloria ✓] Good luck on your stream, girls! Kill 'em dead!
[supportingskunk] Our most reliable news source!
[nosylion] @Poppy Gloria ✓ Any news on John and Titor yet?
[timidtarantula] I think Hana's definitely going to be killing something...
[mouseymouse] Everyone looks so cute!
[naivenugget] *Is this server public?*
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[GoldenOrca] So. Bets still up for Queen dying? And bingo still on?
[StraightGarbage] Obviously.
[Alfis_Knight] I would hope that you would respect your oshi more...
[Hana's_BigBro] Hana, no! Let her take the hits for you first!
[fishytuna] :sweat:
[uglyumpire] *This stream is going to be a hot mess... I can't wait!*
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[excitedeagle] Let's go!
[GoldenOrca] 10K Queen dies when she logs in.
[StraightGarbage] Hah! I'll take those odds. 20K she doesn't and dies after finding diamond.
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*BOOM!*
"Oh god why!? I just logged in!"
[StraightGarbage - 20K yen] Dammit Queen! You're supposed to die later!
[openoctopus] www
[eagerbeaver] *LOL. I can tell how this is going to go.*
[nightfox] Sasuga, strongest imouto. Willing the thumbnail into existence.
[purpledinosaur] Where did they even spawn? This isn't a new world, right?
[yellowgiraffe] RIP Aoko-chan.
Hana's laughter echoed and then she said, "Aneue! I haven't even started the transition screen yet! How'd you die?!"
Alfi giggled and said, "Aoko-chan! You're supposed to run away from the Creep, not towards it!"
"What button is run?!"
"It's ctrl, Aoko-chan."
"Why the heck do I have to press four buttons to run?! What kind of game is this?"
"No, Aneue. Onee-chan means the control button!"
"Then why the hell didn't she say control?!"
"Huh? It's called control?"
Hana let out a deep sigh. "...Try not to die again, Aneue. And help keep her alive, Onee-chan."
"Will do, Hana!"
[suspicioussnake] This is going just like how I thought it would.
[trollfrog] Good luck, Alfi!
[jumpyturtle] So... Aoko's bad at games, huh?
[GoldenOrca] So this is why you've been avoiding game streams, huh Queen?
Hana laughed. "Don't make fun of Aneue too much, everyone. She might act up again to get attention. My big sis is a bit of a diva, you know?"
"I do not! And I am not!"
[schoolfish] So is this gang up on Aoko day?
[longeel] Where do I sign up?
[horndog] I feel like I've read something like this before...
A flurry of orange leaves filled the screen, and then the thumbnail vanished, replaced with a streaming layout.
A copy of the chat floated on the left side of the screen, messages kept in a fluffy white cloud. The game window was in the center of the screen, currently on the pause menu. And on the right side of the screen, there was Hana, Aoko, and Alfi in that order. Just like in the thumbnail... except that they weren't chibi.
Hana smiled and waved her hands. "Ohanayo! Thanks for coming, everyone!"
[gratefulgrouse] Thank you for streaming!
[wishingpenguin] Hope the practice is going well!
[FailureFox] *Don't break a leg, Queen! Wait until the concert!*
[GimpedGecko] *Yeah! Then you can break mine!*
Aoko glanced to the side, reading something. And then she rolled her eyes and said, "Stop it with your kinks, you bastards. And practice is going great, thank you very much."
Alfi giggled and said, "Don't mind her, everyone. Aoko-chan's just grumpy because she hasn't seen Betty in a while."
"I am not!" Aoko snapped and said, "And I have! For your information, she wanted to show me what she was up to and invited me for dinner yesterday."
Hana blinked and then looked at Aoko. "But Aneue... Didn't we have dinner together with Onee-chan? When did you have dinner with Eldest Sister?"
"...Okay, maybe it was a midnight snack."
[curiouscat] Oho?
[yummyquail] A midnight snack... With Betty?
[lewdlemur] Is Betty as sweet as she seems to be? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Aoko blushed and said, "Stop that! It's not like that!"
Alfi pulled out a cup from off to the side and took a sip. After that, she nodded and said, "That's right. Aoko-chan is too cool to be Betty's new toy. Betty likes cute things that squeak and break easy so she can fix them up afterwards."
Aoko froze.
Hana blinked.
[Alfis_Knight] A-Alfi-sama?
[killerorca] Wait... what?
[StraightGarbage] Kinky.
Alfi tilted her head. "...Did I say something wrong?"
Hana and Aoko looked at each other.
"A-Anyway," Hana said. "We're going to be doing some basic building today."
Aoko quickly nodded and said, "That's right. Deforestation, terraforming, genocide... the usual."
"Aneue!"
"What?" Aoko frowned and said, "You said we're chopping down trees, breaking mountains, and killing everything in sight for resources."
"Yes! But you don't have to put it like that!"
"But it's true, isn't it?"
Alfi nodded. "Papa always told me that telling the truth is better than telling a lie. Especially to a crowd of people." She paused and then placed her right index finger on her chin. "Though I think he also said that a tiny white lie might be just as good if it's women and you look handsome..."
[disappointingdeer] ...John's not a good father, is he?
[nervoustuna] :sweat:
[sweetsnake] *Hana! Please, don't let John corrupt his new kid!*
[prayingpanda] *Oh merciful heavens above. Let John's new child not be a son.*
Aoko rubbed her face. "Why am I not surprised at that guy's parenting...?"
"Hey!" Hana frowned and said, "Mister John is a great father!" She paused. "I think. I mean, Onee-chan and Eldest Sister turned out alright, didn't they?"
"...So. When are we playing the game, Sis?"
Hana blinked and said, "Oh right! We're playing Meincraft!"
[happywombat] *I mean, I don't mind just chatting.*
[kindzebra] Wait. Aren't Alfi and Aoko in-game?
[righteousraptor] I'm surprised Queen's still alive.
"Ah!" Alfi smiled and said, "Aoko-chan is alive because I'm defeating all of the monsters for her- Ooh, a glowing sword!"
[devoutturtle] ...Alfi's really a goddess, huh?
[pointypufferfish] *RNG confirmed Alfi simp.*
[supplesalmon] *You mean Meincraft confirmed Alfi simp.*
[HVG] *To be fair, who doesn't simp for Alfi?*
Hana laughed. "Onee-chan really is lovable, so I can see that." After saying that, she clicked the button to connect to the server.
Alfi blushed and said, "I-I'm not that lovable, Hana... Am I?"
[Alfis_Knight] YOU ARE!
[Alfis_OldChair] I'll love you even through ten thousand lifetimes!
[Alfis_Servant] *I don't care if Alfi's a robot and immortal! I'll fall in love again each time I get reborn!*
[SensibleSquirrel] *Whoa there. Calm down.*
[MisterVeggieTales] *I bow to no one except my God and my king!*
[Hana_Fan1] ...Alfi's fans are weird.
[OhanaDayoNe] Mmhm...
[Hana_Bro_101] It's good to know that there's always someone weirder out there.
[StraightGarbage] Hah. They're calling us weird.
[GoldenOrca] Are we not?
[AccomplishedArse] We might be weirdos, but we're *rich* weirdos.
[StraightGarbage] Says you. I'm busting my @$$ off here to pay Queen tribute.
"Gah." Aoko flinched and placed her hand over her heart. "How and why do you keep doing that?!"
"Hm?" Alfi turned to look at Aoko and said, "Doing what, Aoko-chan?" She tilted her head and said, "Did I say something wrong again?"
"Aaargh..." Aoko blushed and pointedly looked away from Alfi. "It must be in the genes. That bastard's flirting has gotta be genetic."
Alfi blinked.
Hana coughed and said, "Right. So Meincraft!"
[Hanas_BigBro] Nice segue, Hana!
[BetaXAoko4Eva] *No! But my ship!*
[Kiiro-chi✓] So Aoko confirmed Bi. Got it. Now to update my doujins...
[luckymouse] *gasp* Kiiro-chi?!
[hornysnake] @Kiiro-chi✓ When are you releasing your compilation of the Aoko Dom series?
[Kiiro-chi✓] @hornysnake I'll be busy soon, so maybe next year.
Hana's game finally finished connecting to the server. A soft *plop* echoed as her character spawned in. And then.
"E-Eh?! What happened here?!"
It was night time in the server. Despite that, it wasn't dark at all. And the reason for that...
A birch forest in the distance, blazing with fresh flames.
A grassy plain covered in fire with sheep and cows dying left and right, leaving behind cooked meat.
Random gouges in the ground, and Aoko's character standing in a trench with a stone shovel in hand.
And then there was Alfi's character in the background, setting off a ring of fire with a flint and steel.
[GoldenOrca] Dammit. Who had Alfi setting fire to the world?
[StraightGarbage] Hah! I told you! Cough up that 10K!
[MiserableMouse] Bingo! @GoldenOrca You owe me membership when they open!
hana's fans are... "normal"
alfi's are the sort to double down on ln/wn isekai tropes and such
and asako's fans are... yeah
now i'm really scared about what sort of fans the 1st gen 'idols' are going to have
Thanks for the chapter!
Thanks for reading!
And... You know, that's a good question. I wonder what sort of fans the first generation 'idols' are going to have too...
@HappyVainGlory you never thought about it?... good luck
Oh sh*t now they're gonna have some weird ritual around a bonfire!
HUMANITY RESTORED
Thanks for reading!
[sideface]
woohoo im here,arigathanks author sama
and AOKO EXPOSED GONE WRONG RELATIONSHIP CONFIRMED??!! 3am cops called
AOKO EXPOSED GONE WRONG RELATIONSHIP CONFIRMED??!!
Time for another drama video chapter...?
Thanks for reading!
Okay… a lot. Again.
Anyways, did you make that image in MS Paint? I have a sneaking suspicion you did.
[eccentriceel] I'm in this picture and I love it.
[yellowmouse] So you're saying you're a creep?
Yes. Absolutely.
[TieHen] Tags: Monsters, guro, incest, humiliation
Some controversial tags, but I think the guro will drive everyone away.
[responsiblerabbit] Where are all the mods these days?
Bold of you to assume there were mods in the first place.
[nosylion] @Poppy Gloria ✓ Any news on John and Titor yet?
Oh yeah, what’s going on in the bandwagon scene? How’s the stuff for all the channels that inevitably try to ride off them for internet street cred? Y’know, the drama guys?
Wait a second.
Where the hell is this universe’s Keemstar?
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ITS NOT THE ORIGINAL SWEDEN YOU HERETIC NOOOO
[suspicioussnake] This is going just like how I thought it would.
Their personalities are very easy to read.
[FailureFox] *Don't break a leg, Queen! Wait until the concert!*
[GimpedGecko] *Yeah! Then you can break mine!*
That’s Hana, idiots. You’re hallucinating.
"...Okay, maybe it was a midnight snack."
[curiouscat] Oho?
[yummyquail] A midnight snack... With Betty?
[lewdlemur] Is Betty as sweet as she seems to be? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Aoko blushed and said, "Stop that! It's not like that!"
She should be learning by now. She’s so damn easy to tease.
Alfi tilted her head. "...Did I say something wrong?"
How can she be this lucky and still come up with these sentences?
[happywombat] *I mean, I don't mind just chatting.*
You’re too horny to watch the actual gameplay anyways.
[Hana_Fan1] ...Alfi's fans are weird.
[OhanaDayoNe] Mmhm...
[Hana_Bro_101] It's good to know that there's always someone weirder out there.
Weird knowing that the loli’s community is the least weird.
[StraightGarbage] Says you. I'm busting my @$$ off here to pay Queen tribute.
That’s… really, really sad. Holy shit. I genuinely feel bad for them.
[MisterVeggieTales] *I bow to no one except my God and my king!*
When are we gonna get a Veggie Tales Facts cameo?
[Kiiro-chi✓] So Aoko confirmed Bi. Got it. Now to update my doujins...
[luckymouse] *gasp* Kiiro-chi?!
[hornysnake] @Kiiro-chi✓ When are you releasing your compilation of the Aoko Dom series?
[Kiiro-chi✓] @hornysnake I'll be busy soon, so maybe next year.
:brothatscringe:
Don’t ship people who aren’t already in a relationship. It’s just bad practice.
Also, if any of you idiots ship the loli, or make a doujin about them, I’m getting Hitman on your ass. I don’t care. You will not see the light of day again.
Also also, verified by making doujins. Nice.
Thanks for reading and also the long comment!
Oh yeah, what’s going on in the bandwagon scene? How’s the stuff for all the channels that inevitably try to ride off them for internet street cred? Y’know, the drama guys?
Wait a second.
Where the hell is this universe’s Keemstar?
They're out there. But since it's still mostly just otakus/weebs watching Project MirAIs right now... even if there are a lot of them, they don't have much traction. Though, there might be a PR arc shortly after the Expo because of that. I'm thinking about it.
That’s… really, really sad. Holy shit. I genuinely feel bad for them.
On one hand, it is really sad. On the other hand, the guy got inspired enough to get up and go work, so...?
ITS NOT THE ORIGINAL SWEDEN YOU HERETIC NOOOO
Hana why! Oh wait, that's me. Er...
Anyways, did you make that image in MS Paint? I have a sneaking suspicion you did.
I made it in ClipStudio actually. Need to actually justify buying that thing when it was on sale, so I'm messing around with things to get used to it. But yes, the MS Paint quality was intentional. XD
Grats on 200 Chapters! Woot!
Alfi is the best girl. Everyone can fight me.
Thank you! It's really been that much already, huh?
Alfi is indeed best girl- No, bestest girl.
And then there was Alfi's character in the background, setting off a ring of fire with a flint and steel.
I SET FIREEE TO THE RAAAAAAAAIIINNN
Thanks for reading!
"It's ctrl"
Amazing. Alfi said every letter of ctrl individually. It's kinda hard to not assume every one knows common keys.
*Wow sound effect* Fanart Pog
Totally uninspired by an IRL conversation. >.>
And yeah! Fanart/thumbnails!
I managed to remember a few free art resources I could use, so here we are. Probably won't do it for every stream, but a few like these should be fun.
Thanks for reading!
N-No one ever told me that it was 'control'! And why doesn't it just say that? There's plenty of space...
@HappyVainGlory
You can use picrew or charat.
But anyways, where do I send fanarts.
I'd like to send one, please.
@YuiQ Yep. Those were the ones I remembered. As for fanarts and other things, you can send them to
[email protected]
@HappyVainGlory thank you.
@Alfi_Titor It originates from typewriters which had smaller buttons than today's modern keyboards. It was used to "control" or ground the electrical circuit in the machine so that operators could use more variations of letters and characters in the ASCII format. Similar to how the Shift key can be pressed to get special characters such as "!@#$%" while typing today.
Since early electronics worked off binary code, these grounding keys would move the code's 8 digit bit placement. Keys were assigned bit numbers when pressed, and the CTRL key would move the binary bits to the left while the Shift key would move them to the right allowing the typer to get a wider range of characters to type with.
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@Overload Oh! That sounds complicated, but amazing! Thank you!