The Legend Begins
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Hello, my name is Stu,

It’s 3:00 AM and I’ve got nothing better to do

So here are some poems for you.

 

Little bit about me: i’m 30 years old,

And have a job where i send emails,

It’s very important so i’m told,

Sometimes it feels like i’m in jail.

 

My girlfriend left me.

I live in an apartment

Smaller than a breadbox.

Some mold here and there,

But i’m afraid of getting 

Kicked out. 

 

I cannot rhyme 

For a long period of time.

The last poem i wrote

Was back in high school.

It was about a skunk

Who met a mule. 

I think I got a D. 

 

Anyway, here are some more poems,

Maybe they will be of use to you

Cause they won’t be for me.

I think i heard a gunshot outside,

But it was probably just some fireworks.

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